IGT 7/7/13 - Sunday Sausagefest - NYM @ MIL

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Lagares sitting vs. a lefty for the first time in a while, and Terry makes Ashie a happy boy by starting Satin..

Eric Young Jr., cf
Daniel Murphy, 2b
David Wright, 3b
Marlon Byrd, rf
Josh Satin, 1b
Andrew Brown, lf
Anthony Recker, c
Omar Quintanilla, ss
Jeremy Hefner, rhp

Brewers
Norichika Aoki, rf
Jean Segura, ss
Carlos Gomez, cf
Jonathan Lucroy, c
Juan Francisco, 3b
Rickie Weeks, 2b
Sean Halton, 1b
Logan Schafer, lf
Tom Gorzelanny, lhp

[batmagadanleadoff]

Swan Swan H wrote: Eric Young Jr., cf Daniel Murphy, 2b David Wright, 3b Marlon Byrd, rf Josh Satin, 1b Andrew Brown, lf Anthony Recker, c Omar Quintanilla, ss Jeremy Hefner, rhp

Birthday boy John Buck sits this one out.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

I can't talk about A.R. in public for 60 days. Damned restraining order. I took a chance just listing his name in the lineup.

[batmagadanleadoff]

Swan Swan H wrote: I can't talk about A.R. in public for 60 days. Damned restraining order. I took a chance just listing his name in the lineup.

Maybe we can get Zvon to photoshop Recker's face onto Harvey's ESPN body shots. You'd like that. It's not against the law to look, right?

[Guest Swan Swan H]

batmagadanleadoff wrote: Swan Swan H wrote: I can't talk about A.R. in public for 60 days. Damned restraining order. I took a chance just listing his name in the lineup. Maybe we can get Zvon to photoshop Recker's face onto Harvey's ESPN body shots. You'd like that. It's not against the law to look, right?

It might conflict with the images in my head, but it sure would be fun to look at.

[Zvon]

batmagadanleadoff wrote: Swan Swan H wrote: I can't talk about A.R. in public for 60 days. Damned restraining order. I took a chance just listing his name in the lineup. Maybe we can get Zvon to photoshop Recker's face onto Harvey's ESPN body shots. You'd like that. It's not against the law to look, right?

They must read this board. I've just been served with a reshopping order.

[Frayed Knot]

Some NSA guy just read these posts then turned to his colleague and said: "Hey Joe I think we're on to some kind of weird cell here; whattya make of this stuff?"

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Then they Googled Recker, nodded to each other, and went back to listening to phone calls.

[Edgy MD]

Brewers jerseys actually the color of Miller Lite, more or leass.

[Ceetar]

Edgy MD wrote: Brewers jerseys actually the color of Miller Lite, more or leass.

they taste better though.

[Edgy MD]

batmagadanleadoff wrote: Swan Swan H wrote: Eric Young Jr., cf Daniel Murphy, 2b David Wright, 3b Marlon Byrd, rf Josh Satin, 1b Andrew Brown, lf Anthony Recker, c Omar Quintanilla, ss Jeremy Hefner, rhp Birthday boy John Buck sits this one out.

Tim Teufel as well, according to Howie.

[Edgy MD]

Striking out Aoki is a good sign.

[Edgy MD]

Screw you, side. You've been Heff'd.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

[Zvon]

Safe by a brow.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Satin gets the benefit of a brutal call. Time for Brownie to make it count.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Or to dribble one that Francisco throws away. 1-0 Mets.

It looks like a Cub Scout blue and gold picnic out there.

[Zvon]

Almost a great play by the third baseman who moves. Ha! He sucks. Throws it away, Satin scores. Josh runs like he's tap dancing.
1-0 Mets

[Guest Swan Swan H]

[Zvon]

Heff slider is working nicely today.

[Zvon]

If I was the manager of the Brew Crew Id be in trouble. Cause all the guys who don't run out flies or grounders would be benched. That's like the entire team.

[Zvon]

Hernandez crackin me up. "I hear ya." "I understand."

[Frayed Knot]

Satin need sliding lessons.
Both on his SB and his "double" he slid far too early to where he was slowing down well before he ever got to the base. He was almost out on the SB even though he had the throw beat easily and he WAS out on the 2B in part because of a lousy slide (and a lousy tag).

[Guest Swan Swan H]

[Zvon]

Frayed Knot wrote: Satin need sliding lessons. Both on his SB and his "double" he slid far too early to where he was slowing down well before he ever got to the base. He was almost out on the SB even though he had the throw beat easily and he WAS out on the 2B in part because of a lousy slide (and a lousy tag).

It amazes me when a guy comes up and can't do basic things like slide. If we didn't see that twice I'd figure it was a flukey thing.

HA! They ALL suck!

[Zvon]

I guess they work on hitting and not sliding. Satins doubles in Byrd with a wallbanger to right that confuses Aoki.
2-0 Mets

[Guest Swan Swan H]

The only Brewer that hasn't made a sloppy play this weekend is Jim Koch.

[Guest themetfairy]

The Little Weenies?

[Zvon]

themetfairy wrote: The Little Weenies?

lol. That was adorable.

[Guest Swan Swan H]