IGT 4/29/13 Mets at Fish

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS A FUCKING IDIOCY PARADE AND I WANT TO PUT OUT MY EYES NOW LEST THEY GET INFECTED BY THE STUPID

[Edgy MD]

Wright doesn't seem comfortable up there.

He's not even wiping his nose.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I think he's trying for a walk.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I'm now watching playoff basketball. Let me know if something happens that doesn't make you hate yourself for watching it, would you?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Rauch. Struck out the fucking side.

[Gwreck]

We're not going to win this game, are we?

[Edgy MD]

Looked like it dropped in there to me, David.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Apparently, watching pitches doesn't strain the neck.

[Zvon]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: HOLY SHIT THIS IS A FUCKING IDIOCY PARADE AND I WANT TO PUT OUT MY EYES NOW LEST THEY GET INFECTED BY THE STUPID

Leits and I need a xanax, post haste.

Wasted Daves and wasted nights.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Rice is in. This better end soon or we'll see Ike's pitching debut in the 16th.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

The sad thing is, I'm finishing a jumbo Old Fashioned as I type this.

[Zvon]

Rice is the guy Collins did not want to use for any reason tonight. So he'll probly be okay.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Zvon wrote: Rice is the guy Collins did not want to use for any reason tonight. So he'll probly be okay.

Lol.

Ruggiano worries me a little.

[Edgy MD]

I'm all for pitching starting pitchers on their off days before bringing in a position player.

All of them, if necessary. Figure out tomorrow tomorrow. Get some guys on the plane from Vegas now.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Edgy MD wrote: I'm all for pitching starting pitchers on their off days before bringing in a position player. All of them, if necessary. Figure out tomorrow tomorrow. Get some guys on the plane from Vegas now.

Who do you have in mind? Wayne Newton, Siegfried, Roy?

[Zvon]

ok. At this point I am laughing. Nice DP.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I wonder if there's a really tense dude in the Clevelander with a rally-cap on who just cursed out loud, then sipped a $20 martini.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Come on you fucking redneck, redeem yourself.

[Edgy MD]

And Marcum loosens up.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Cowgill does run out those 5-3 grounders hard, too. So, there's that.

[dinosaur jesus]

"Pain! Pain! Pain! Waves of searing pain!"

I doubt there's anyone anywhere who's enjoying this game. New York, Miami, wherever. Couldn't they just call it on account of awfulness?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

This is one fantastic PitchToAMetball Jon Rauch appears to be throwing in this game. Apparently unhittable.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

I've been watching this game for five hours and I still have no idea who most of the Miami guys are.

[Zvon]

Im gonna give Marcum a sip just for being available. If he screws up, a very tini tiny sip, but still.

Lead off single. I'll take a sip of that sip.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

He's gonna dazzle them with his 84 mph fastball.

[Zvon]

He has to get at least one out tho.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Well this is how it ends.

[Zvon]

ugh. Yea Keith,lol, now it gets dicey.

[Frayed Knot]

I guess ALL their grounders can't go for GiDPs

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Techinically, this would make Marcum something of a "stopper," right?