IGT 4/27/2012 NYM @ COL: Continue Avenging 1993

[G-Fafif]

National League expansion teams in their twentieth years beware -- we bring our rampage to the Rockies!

[Fman99]

Ugh, the 8:40 first pitch makes it unlikely that I will still be awake when the game ends. Staying up that late is for crazy teenagers and what not, I like to drink my postum and go to bed to the soothing broadcasts of Mr. Paul Harvey.

If someone can stay up and tell me who was on the Jack Paar show I would appreciate it.

[Fman99]

Oh no I just shat in my old guy diapers. Nurse?!? OH NURSE??

[Benjamin Grimm]

Watch it on DVR-delay on Saturday morning! I used to do that all the time and it's a nice way to start the day. And you get to skip the commercials.

[Edgy MD]

He needs the commercials to change his diaper.

[Fman99]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Watch it on DVR-delay on Saturday morning! I used to do that all the time and it's a nice way to start the day. And you get to skip the commercials.

My Saturday morning is a bit booked (a group run, Fboy's karate lessons, Little League etc.), I am more likely to just get up and watch the highlights on ESPN/MLB's web sites.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Yeah, I hear you. That's why I don't do that too often anymore. My Saturday mornings have gotten busier too.

[metirish]

Zach Lutz, who is starting at first base for the Mets tonight, found out he was going to the majors while at a funeral. -- Anthony Rieber (@therealarieber)

[Fman99]

Props to Wright in the top half there, staying in the rundown long enough for Newey to score from 3rd. Rockies D' continues to not impress.

In other news, Schwinden leads off by giving up a 3B.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Two triples and a HR. I dont wanna say I told ya so...

[Fman99]

Hey, Chris, I don't know if you've been watching, but Mets starting pitchers are supposed to be good this year. So try to, you know, suck less. Kthanxbye.

[ashie62]

These trips to Colorocky usually end in disaster.

Back to the draft.

[Fman99]

Scott Hairston, way to get hit by the ball dingus.

[ashie62]

Fman, are you drinking yet?

[Fman99]

Ashie62 wrote: Fman, are you drinking yet?

Yeah, vodka and tonic with lemon. Taking it easy tonight, I am running 10 miles in the morning with some friends.

[Fman99]

KABOOMIE

[ashie62]

Fman99 wrote: Ashie62 wrote: Fman, are you drinking yet? Yeah, vodka and tonic with lemon. Taking it easy tonight, I am running 10 miles in the morning with some friends.

The best cure for a hangover, at any age, is a one hour run..worked for me.

[Ceetar]

Fman99 wrote: Ashie62 wrote: Fman, are you drinking yet? Yeah, vodka and tonic with lemon. Taking it easy tonight, I am running 10 miles in the morning with some friends.

you're supposed to carb load before a run no? You should've had a beer.

[Edgy MD]

The way Levin says "Schwinden" is kind of like it's a shwanky nickname for a guy named "Linden."

Wow, a bunt play didn't work!

[Fman99]

Is anyone else distracted by this twitching thing Schwinny does with the ball in his mitt, before he delivers the pitch? It looks like he's fingerbanging his glove.

[Fman99]

Fuck yeah! Nice 3B there by Hairston.

Fowler tried to bring it in but he's no Nieweuneiheisss out there.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Thirsty-man Hairston's making up for the earlier field-farting, isn't he?

[Fman99]

Duda! Pile it on, boys. It's the soft underbelly of the Rockies bullpen.

[Fman99]

And Zach gets his first major league hit. I'm sure Zach's Slutz are very happy right now.

[Fman99]

Keep em comin, boys!

Is Mike Nickeas allowed to drive in runs?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I'm going to go ahead and put this out there, and if you don't like it, you can put it out with the recycling, or leave it where it is, like an unidentified-animal-turd: Esmil Rogers is a pretty hittable pitcher.

[Fman99]

Even Fingerbang McGoo getting in on the RBI express train.

[Fman99]

Ugh, sloppy work there by Fingerbang and Shlutz.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

This may be a little premature, but I'm fairly certain I won't regret saying it: I don't want to see Chris Schwinden pitch, like, ever again.

[ashie62]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: This may be a little premature, but I'm fairly certain I won't regret saying it: I don't want to see Chris Schwinden pitch, like, ever again.

Ah, but you will Kemosabe.