2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Car dealer tries to move vehicles by having a bunch of people dance and sing badly scanning lyrics to a famous Broadway/movie song.

[Ceetar]

If I'm reading it correctly, the stupid Girardi/Collins DD commercial was filmed preseason as the Freedom tower is much smaller than it is now/recently.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING-- THERE'S A 2012-BULLPEN-QUALITY BOMB IN THE KNAPSACK!

[Lefty Specialist]

For God's sake, kid, DON'T PET THE DOG!!!!!!

[Fman99]

SNY mid inning bleakness interrupted by washed up 1970's comedian destroying produce and insulting eco-aware types.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Mario Batali doppelganger in a douchey hat will be singing after a Mets game.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

A whole lot of care and painstaking preparation goes into the $10 surf-and-turf at THIS chain restaurant.

[Guest themetfairy]

Gladys Kravitz was right - See Something, Say Something!

[Edgy MD]

[Fman99]

Future yuppies shill for office supply company while also falling off of chairs, not due to chemical imbalance and/or bath salt intake.

[Fman99]

Frank Costanza, still yelling.

[HahnSolo]

Off-off-off-off-off Broadway cast of Grease sells Nissans, and after umpteen airings of it last night Mrs. Solo is ready to riot.

[G-Fafif]

BITCH! BUY A TOYOTA!

[Guest themetfairy]

HahnSolo wrote: Off-off-off-off-off Broadway cast of Grease sells Nissans, and after umpteen airings of it last night Mrs. Solo is ready to riot.

We think of it as a drinking game.

[Fman99]

Douche bags hide SUV.

[Fman99]

America's Founding Fathers drop X and pound whores.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Fman99 wrote: America's Founding Fathers drop X and pound whores.

They're showing this on the History Channel as well.