Pridie goeth for a fall...

[Vic Sage]

50 game suspension for PEDs for former Met Jason Pridie...
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Ap.8P.mWsG6s9Ri4ZXwLEqc5nYcB?slug=ap-athletics-pridiesuspension

you'd think a guy who was cheating would hit better.

oh, wait... it's not PEDs, it's a "drug of abuse". what the hell does that mean?

[Guest GYC]

Sounds like a substance abuse issue?

[metirish]

Serious enough to get banned, I hope for his sake it's nothing really serious that will mess up his life.

[Gwreck]

Vic Sage wrote: oh, wait... it's not PEDs, it's a "drug of abuse". what the hell does that mean?

Marijuana, Cocaine, Heroin, etc.

[ashie62]

Gwreck wrote: Vic Sage wrote: oh, wait... it's not PEDs, it's a "drug of abuse". what the hell does that mean? Marijuana, Cocaine, Heroin, etc.

Dope folks..

[MFS62]

I'm surprised it wasn't for a spike in his testosterone level.
I mean, with a girl friend like his ...

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[Edgy MD]

They're married.

[MFS62]

Mazel Tov.

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[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

GYC wrote: Sounds like a substance abuse issue?

Professor Foofraw's Beard Tonic? James T. Markus' Fantastic Chin-Sprout Elixir?

[Edgy MD]

Professor Julius Kelp's Elixir of Love. His Passion Potion. His Serum of Savoir-Faire.

[Frayed Knot]

It was that damn Love Potion #9 again.
If I told Jason once, I've told him a thousand times ...

[Ceetar]

Frayed Knot wrote: It was that damn Love Potion #9 again. If I told Jason once, I've told him a thousand times ...

well, if that potion got him this..maybe it was worth it?

[Frayed Knot]

Y'see the problem with making LP#9 your drug of choice is that it's so easily detectable.
First of all the USADA has had Madam Rue's place staked out for years and that's still the only place you can get the stuff. Then there's the tell-tale turpentine smell. And by the time the user starts kissing everything in sight totally unaware of the time of day, well shit, they don't even need a urine test at that point.

[MFS62]

Frayed Knot wrote: Y'see the problem with making LP#9 your drug of choice is that it's so easily detectable. First of all the USADA has had Madam Rue's place staked out for years and that's still the only place you can get the stuff. Then there's the tell-tale turpentine smell. And by the time the user starts kissing everything in sight totally unaware of the time of day, well shit, they don't even need a urine test at that point.

Yep. By the time you kiss that cop at Thirty-fourth and Vine, they've already got you nailed.

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