Find Jeff Wilpon in History

[Zvon]

Great stuff DJ . I'm takin a breather but I shall return!

[dinosaur jesus]

[Benjamin Grimm]

Nicely done! Although it brings us uncomfortably close to seeing Jeff's genitals. If I wanted to see that, I'd sign up for Twitter!

[Benjamin Grimm]

[Guest themetfairy]

How can you do the Teletubbies without including the baby in the sun?

[Zvon]

dinosaur jesus wrote:

Ohhh wowzers!
Jeeze, what that poor lady do?

Benjamin Grimm wrote:

Hilariously creepy, just like the real tubbies.

[dinosaur jesus]

Zvon wrote: Ohhh wowzers! Jeeze, what that poor lady do?

She used the words "nepotism" and "Ponzi" one too many times in her column.

[dinosaur jesus]

I'm not sure why I'm on Mountain Time when I log in. I've been on Eastern or Central all my life. Anyway:

[ashie62]

[Zvon]

I'm not sure why I'm on Mountain Time when I log in. I've been on Eastern or Central all my life. Anyway:

Where the fk did u get that Jeff face? Priceless! GJ. I saw the movie Creature From The Black Lagoon (again) a few weeks ago and its funny how the creature is scarier looking in still shots.

Ashie62 wrote:

The perfect Jeffpression for the scene. Everyone's serious except the the two clowns. If you did that color matching you are now a photoshopper.

[Zvon]

Someone take this and start an internet movement to crush the orange billed caps!

Edited May 9, 2013 by Guest

[dinosaur jesus]

Zvon wrote: Where the fk did u get that Jeff face? Priceless! GJ. I saw the movie Creature From The Black Lagoon (again) a few weeks ago and its funny how the creature is scarier looking in still shots.

The creature isn't menacing him, he's spotting him. Jeff tends to black out if he does more than two revolutions before he hits the water.

The Jeff face is on the Getty Images site, originally from the Daily News. He's playing wiffleball on Family Day, and a five-year-old smacked a line drive right back at him when he wasn't expecting it. Thought he could sneak the changeup by him. Here's the link. http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/jeff-wilpon-the-new-york-mets-chief-operating-officer-isnt-news-photo/97288281

[Zvon]

Thanks. I'm even a member there. Years ago I hit up the place for all their Met photos.

[dinosaur jesus]

I don't know, I don't mind the new alternate caps. They look kind of like the seventies Giants caps, which I always liked.

It's time to have a more positive attitude around here. Look this way, Jeff.

[dinosaur jesus]

Maybe this thread is a dead horse by now, but at least it can be a winged horse. Here's Jeff Wilpon, freshly oiled and mulleted, off to the ends of the earth to find the Mets another washed-up outfielder.

[Zvon]

This thread should never die. Fade away, maybe. Great job DJ. I'm all Jeffed out for now but if some idea or inspiration comes to me I will phoenix the thread, as should we all.

I doubt my next one will be a Jeff. Should we just dump all funnyfotoshops here or start a more generic thread?

[Guest themetfairy]

This thread should be for Jeff and only Jeff.

[Lefty Specialist]

I don't think the effect of Jeff Wilpon on history has been fully explored yet. Each one of these is like a little ray of sunshine poking through the relentless gloom that is 2013 Mets baseball.

So yeah, keep going with the Jeffies.

[dinosaur jesus]

The Motorcycle Diaries II: Looking for Che Stadium

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Oh, that is top-notch execution.

[metirish]

That is just brilliant, the three guy in the background, the expression on Jay....classic.

[MFS62]

Whew! Clicked on this thread by accident and thought it was a continuation of the "how cute is Recker?" discussion.
Then I saw the picture.
Primo.

Later

[Zvon]

The Motorcycle Diaries II: Looking for Che Stadium

Yo DJ, this is magnificent. I'll go as far as to say I think you got them to pose for that!

[dinosaur jesus]

Zvon wrote: Yo DJ, this is magnificent. I'll go as far as to say I think you got them to pose for that!

Why, thank you. I lucked out on Jeff's head, which was a nearly perfect match for the original (it's Johnny Depp!). Jay's was a bit more work. Here's a link to the original, if you're curious. (It's pretty big, so I don't want to clutter up this page with with it.) http://jerrygarrett.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/deppflathead.jpg

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

I bet Jay is buttdialing right there in the sidecar.

[Zvon]

dinosaur jesus wrote: Yo DJ, this is magnificent. I'll go as far as to say I think you got them to pose for that! Why, thank you. I lucked out on Jeff's head, which was a nearly perfect match for the original (it's Johnny Depp!). Jay's was a bit more work. Here's a link to the original, if you're curious. (It's pretty big, so I don't want to clutter up this page with with it.) http://jerrygarrett.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/deppflathead.jpg

That's amazin'. I was wondering how you got Jeff to comb his hair that way, but that's Depps real hair! And I thought you had to use Jays entire upper body to put there, but that guy has a Horowitzy body, cloths and all!

Mets – Willets Point wrote: I bet Jay is buttdialing right there in the sidecar.

lol, put an i-phone in his hands.

[dinosaur jesus]

Indian lady: Mr. President, I can prove you're an Indian.
President Coolidge: How?
Indian lady: Ha! Told you.
Jeff: ?

[dinosaur jesus]

"My dad lets me use the dacha when he's at the Party Congress. There's whitefish in the fridge, and one his girlfriends probably left a spare bathing suit. What do you say?"

[dinosaur jesus]

Pepsi diplomacy.

[dinosaur jesus]