Met Tweets of 2012

[Edgy MD]

Justin's morning-after Twitter lament:

redturn2 Justin Turner @tiffdeleon she just used me for the best pizza I've ever had! Where did you disappear to?

I'm through looking out for him.

Want the 2011 thread? Look here or check the archives for threads started in November 2011.

[Ceetar]

fun times I guess.

Edited January 1, 2012 by Guest

[Ceetar]

this is who he was partying with

tiffdeleon wrote: Former Playboy Bunny turned LA traffic reporter. Love my two rescued pups. Fan of pro and college football. Will buy anything pink!!! @redturn2 only if you give my friend back!!

[ashie62]

Wilpon is not going to like this...one bit..

[Theoldmole]

Is "Love my two rescued pups" code for something?

[Edgy MD]

Dave Hudgens shows off his VWL championship ring.

[Edgy MD]

Rob Carson is following me? Really? Knock yourself out, kid.

[Guest attgig]

his latest tweet:

Prepping for trip. Bought 4 like-new tires at chop shop across from Citi. He threw in free wiper fluid. Better than the Wheeler deal!

https://twitter.com/#!/MetsGM/status/168047042646646784

hilarious!

[Benjamin Grimm]

That's great news! Zack Wheeler is less valuable than wiper fluid! They'll have to remember that argument when it comes to arbitration time.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

his latest tweet: Prepping for trip. Bought 4 like-new tires at chop shop across from Citi. He threw in free wiper fluid. Better than the Wheeler deal! https://twitter.com/#!/MetsGM/status/168047042646646784 hilarious!

A lot more of this, and I might actually smile a few times after May this season. Like, non-ruefully!

[metirish]

Exactly , it's only been a few tweets but I like the route Alderson has taken here, he could have gone all official but what fun would that have been? Of course it's a fine line and ten game losing streaks might not be the best place for it, still I appreciate the piss taking.

[TransMonk]

I'm half expecting Jeffy to tell him to cut-it-the-fuck-out pretty soon.

They are hilarious, though.

[Edgy MD]

"Last tweet, folks. Jeffy just told me to cut it da fuk out. #fucktheman"

[Guest attgig]

just thought i'd catch us up on sandy's tweets.

Inspired by Jose & Joba, got a haircut for charity, but @MLBNetwork wasn't interested. Barber "donated" clippings to trash can on 84th St

Will have to drive carefully on trip; Mets only reimburse for gas at a downhill rate. Will try to coast all the way to FL.

Thanks for your response to my foray into Twitter. Once in FL, I will get serious & begin to answer your Mets questions. In the meantime�

Can�t decide on a Valentine�s Day gift for my wife: Spa day or iHOP gift card?

Wife was not happy with the gift card. Should�ve bought her a box of chocolates.

[metsmarathon]

i fuckin' love it

[G-Fafif]

Area blogger quoted regarding Sandy's Tweets in the New Yorker (yes, the New Yorker).

[Guest attgig]

a face to Sandy's dog mentioned in his tweets:

[Edgy MD]

Looks like he has some sort of Mr. Met toy.

[Ceetar]

Edgy DC wrote: Looks like he has some sort of Mr. Met toy.

Looks like a Penguin to me. That's a beak isn't it?

[Guest attgig]

Ceetar wrote: Edgy DC wrote: Looks like he has some sort of Mr. Met toy. Looks like a Penguin to me. That's a beak isn't it?

or is it the bill of a hat?

[Edgy MD]

Yankees PR Dept. @YankeesPR sneak peak at the new Yankees fragrances in @womensweardaily today

[Guest attgig]

RADickey Fan Q&A as recaped by metsblog:

TheRealTomFitz: How does Johan look to you? RA Dickey: Looks in good shape. A little to early to tell. Arossss1268: Will the new outfield walls effect the way to attack hitters? RA Dickey: Nope. The dimensions should still be fair. Jbones72: How long does it take for you to get the feel of the knuckler? RA Dickey: A couple of weeks. MarkfMPT: Who was your baseball idol as a kid? RA Dickey: Nolan Ryan Matt_DeRobertis: How do you think this season will go for you? RA Dickey: Swimmingly Richardiurilli: What will your bats be named this season? RA Dickey: Undecided. But they will be named. Savetofavorites: Ever think about teaching the knuckler to somebody? What do you think you�d look for in a protege? RA Dickey: Midi-chlorians. Ian_Freed: What do you think of Linsanity? RA Dickey: Lincredible Gelmaster_flex: How much beard are you planning on growing this season? RA Dickey: Never more than Chuck Norris length.

the midi-chlorians and chuck noris responses were hilarious.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Fun exchange it was. (I'm savetofavorites, btw.)

[Edgy MD]

Colin McHugh wrote: Sandy Koufax was at the field today. He sneezed and I said God bless you. I know, I'm a rockstar.

[Edgy MD]

This can't be good.

R.A. Dickey wrote: Anybody like go carts?

[Ceetar]

Edgy DC wrote: This can't be good. R.A. Dickey wrote: Anybody like go carts?

he just retweeted a group on.

[Edgy MD]

R.A. Dickey wrote: Got my first cavity in 37 years. Need a root canal in it to boot. Too much red velvet cake.

[Edgy MD]

ASG election of "Kung Fu Panda" shows the value of a cute nickname. Surprised Giants fans didn't elect a "ball dude" to start at 3B. ---Shmandy Alderson

[metirish]

Ha, saw that....Sandy places "value" in everything .....

[Edgy MD]

Collin McHugh (?@Collin_McHugh) wrote: "And if a double decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die." - me, to my teammates on the bus