I.G.T. 8/20/2011 Brewers at Mets

[bmfc1]

I know that these guys aren't robots and that throwing a baseball 60 feet, 6 inches and trying to place it inside a rectangle isn't easy, but having said that how do you walk pieces of crap like Morgan and Kotsay?

[Gwreck]

MOTHERFUCKER

[metirish]

This is sickening

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Baseball sucks.

I hat the Mets.

I hat all of you guys.

[Frayed Knot]

Wright's groundout was harder hit than Fielder & Kotsay's singles put together ... but whatyagonnado?

The walks were the problem: both Izzy's & Capuano's

[Guest themetfairy]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Baseball sucks. I hat the Mets. I hat all of you guys.

I hat you too, sweetheart!

[Piggiestomatoes]

Shitfuckdick. What a kick to the jimmies.

[bmfc1]

Thanks much Isringhausen. You and Capuano can go away now. And take Pelfrey with you.
How sweet this would have been.

[Fman99]

Ugh, Mets.

[G-Fafif]

I've never been moved to use this phrase which I've only seen here, but what a cockpunch.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I was dining with my friend Ajmel last night --- a Brewer fan from the Milwaukee area. We got there first and he asked me if the Mets pulled it out. "I don't know," I answered. It was 7-6 when I left.

"Tied at seven when I left," he answered.

We had a lovely dinner with our lovely brides, each of us basking in separate but equal hopes. I had left Gameday running on my computer and I got home sat down and it showed what looked like a 9-7 final. I swear it looked final. I tuned to my wife and said, "Holy crap, they won!"

She semi-insincerely throws me a bone with "That's great, Honey!" I turn back to the screen as it refreshes to read 11-9. What the fuck! Refresh again! REFRESH AGAIN!!

Anyhow, before eliminating the negatives and scaling the positive points to 10, my Schaefer scorecard looked like this:


Pagan 13.24
Tejada 8.74
Thole 3.70
Duda 3.50
Beato 2.94
Parnell 1.73
Acosta 1.46
Turner 1.45
Baxter 1.15
Harris 0.93
Evans 0.34
Wright 0.05
Capuano -0.13
Pridie -0.80
Paulino -0.95
Bay -1.04
Hairston -2.95
Isringhausen -9.08

A week ago, Izzy was hinting that he wanted to maybe return next year but wouldn't play for a half mill again. I think Izzy needs to think seriously think about retiring before the week is out. Maybe throw him a junkyard inning so he can walk off with dignity. Maybe not.