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How I Spent My Summer Vacation: By Derek J.  

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  1. 1. How I Spent My Summer Vacation: By Derek J.

    • Douching, you gotta stay fresh, like, that conversation he had with his mom on the beach that time
      2
    • Rubbing his man-labia with a dildo shaped like Alex Rodriguez shaped like a centaur
      3
    • Watching replays of that time he dove into the stands like ten years ago
      3
    • Driving his stupid Ford Edge around
      3
    • Changing out the BBQ sauce IV drip at CC Sabathia's pad
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    • Wearing Minka Kelly's panties over his face strategically
      2
    • Other
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The Captain is officiating the John Harper , Bob Klapisch , Ian O'Connor, Jon Heyman and assorted NY area hacks in a circlejerk.


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Ashie62 wrote:
Driving his Ford around Route 22 in Paramus looking for a Taco Bell.


There is no route 22 in Paramus (I don't think there's a Taco Bell either)

not that that would stop someone with Jeter's intangibles.


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Ceetar wrote:
Ashie62 wrote:
Driving his Ford around Route 22 in Paramus looking for a Taco Bell.


There is no route 22 in Paramus (I don't think there's a Taco Bell either)

not that that would stop someone with Jeter's intangibles.


I'm sure with his edge Jeter can find Route 4 or 17..


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Ashie62 wrote:
Ashie62 wrote:
Driving his Ford around Route 22 in Paramus looking for a Taco Bell.


There is no route 22 in Paramus (I don't think there's a Taco Bell either)

not that that would stop someone with Jeter's intangibles.


I'm sure with his edge Jeter can find Route 4 or 17..


That's dangerously close to my apartment for him.


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metirish wrote:
The Captain is officiating the John Harper , Bob Klapisch , Ian O'Connor, Jon Heyman and assorted NY area hacks in a circlejerk.

He turned that offer down. He'd have to move to second base to be the pivot man.

I voted for number 3, reliving the moment over and over, like the character from Beckett's Krapp's Last Tape.

Later


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