Yanx/Rangers ALCS IST

[Guest Kong76]

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[bigpurple:b81v93fz]JEETS!![/bigpurple:b81v93fz]

[Fman99]

Ah, the Captain and his newest "signature" move, the GIDP.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Obese white trash pitching mopup.

[Willets Point]

I forgot. Stealing public money to funnel into the corporate coffers is okay when it's a Republican. And baseball is involved.

[Willets Point]

Fman99 wrote: Ah, the Captain and his newest "signature" move, the GIDP.

Love it.

[Guest Kong76]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Kong76 wrote: Willets Point wrote: I was feeling the Rangers love right up until I saw W. in the stands. Oh shush, it's a fucking baseball game. Besides, you'll have to see Guiliani at the MFY game. Jeets dp, lovin it.

I read Obama's gonna ride the trained eagle in first game at Yanks!!!!
Oh wait, it's a fucking baseball game.

[Guest Kong76]

Willets Point wrote: I forgot. Stealing public money to funnel into the corporate coffers is okay when it's a Republican. And baseball is involved.

What planet are you posting from?

[Fman99]

Joba is the white Hideki Irabu.

[G-Fafif]

Kong76 wrote: Willets Point wrote: I was feeling the Rangers love right up until I saw W. in the stands. Oh shush, it's a fucking baseball game.

Imagine how awkward it was to see Linda DeRoulet at the state of the union that one year.

[G-Fafif]

Overwhelming applause that Washington is pinch-hitting for Francoeur. Who let the Mets fans in?

[G-Fafif]

And I thought I couldn't stand Smoltz when he was a Brave.

[Guest Kong76]

This might end relatively quick for an AL game!

[Guest Kong76]

I apologize for cursing in my post to you, Willets.

[G-Fafif]

Kong76 wrote: I apologize for cursing in my post to you, Willets.

I think you're both showing Jetership.

[Willets Point]

Kong76 wrote: I apologize for cursing in my post to you, Willets.

No problem. It is a fucking baseball game.

[Fman99]

Kong76 wrote: This might end relatively quick for an AL game!

MFY quitters swinging early in the count. Good.

[Willets Point]

G-Fafif wrote: Kong76 wrote: I apologize for cursing in my post to you, Willets. I think you're both showing Jetership.

Now you take THAT back!

[G-Fafif]

Willets Point wrote: G-Fafif wrote: Kong76 wrote: I apologize for cursing in my post to you, Willets. I think you're both showing Jetership. Now you take THAT back!

Don't make me squabble with ya for No. 2.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

2/3 of the way there. Nothing says "This one's for all the marbles" like Joba Chamberlain handing the ball over to Dustin Moseley.

Let's go Yan-KEES! (Clap, clap, clapclapclap)

[G-Fafif]

If the course of this game changes, that would most obviously suck. And if it doesn't, how sure are you that this will be spun as a "blessing in disguise" for the MFYs?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Dustin Mosely is an athletic dude, totally hampering my plan to see 1,000 lbs of Yankee pitchers tonight.

Curretnt total*: 290 + 230 + 215 = 735

*Listed weights only.

[Frayed Knot]

Willets Point wrote: Willets Point wrote: The one guy just called that other guy Rick Sutcliffe. Sutcliffe sounds a little like McCarver in his cadence if not in his voice. You're on radio then. Sutcliffe's not one of my favorites. Weird. I'm streaming ESPN America and there are definitely visuals.

ESPN has the radio rights so I guess the streaming video is matching that audio with the shots from TBS's cameras

[G-Fafif]

Ernie Johnson was waiting all night to say "Cano has connected," wasn't he?

[Fman99]

Robinson Cano doing his best A-Rod circa 2007 impression with the meaningless late solo HR.

[G-Fafif]

Fman99 wrote: Robinson Cano doing his best A-Rod circa 2007 impression with the meaningless late solo HR.

Fuck A-Rod.

Just had to be said.

[Guest Kong76]

G-Fafif wrote: Ernie Johnson was waiting all night to say "Cano has connected," wasn't he?

Imagine Sterls!

I'm not comfortable with them scoring even a run, we know
how things can turn. A dink, a dunk, a blown call ... and bam
they're 'great' again.

[G-Fafif]

Ernie Johnson was waiting all night to say "Cano has connected," wasn't he? Imagine Sterls!

Not for the faint of heart: If you catch "30 for 30" House of Steinbrenner, you'll see what John Sterling looks like when he's screeching "THE MFYS WIN!" or words to that effect.

It ain't pretty.

[G-Fafif]

Dude singing "GBA" is from the Vocal Majority. Gives "Chock Full o' Notes" from Newsradio and "Here Comes Treble" from The Office a run for their adorably named money.

Of course those are pretend groups.

[Willets Point]

Ernie Johnson was waiting all night to say "Cano has connected," wasn't he? Imagine Sterls! Not for the faint of heart: If you catch "30 for 30" House of Steinbrenner, you'll see what John Sterling looks like when he's screeching "THE MFYS WIN!" or words to that effect. It ain't pretty.

I'd actually love to hear Sterling say "The Mother Fucking Yankees Win!" word for word.

[Fman99]

Wow, Texas hit .288 at home this year. The Mets must have been 40 points below that.

I'd cry if I wasn't intoxicated.