what a pussy

[nymr83]

Astros fan runs and hides from big scary foul ball while it hits his girlfriend in the arm, injuring her

http://www.breitbart.tv/worst-boyfriend-ever-girlfriend-gets-hit-by-line-drive-as-boyfriend-leaps-out-of-way/

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Been there.

Also, they're no longer a couple. YOU'LL REGRET IT, LADY-- YOU'LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER GUY LIKE BO!

[Guest The Second Spitter]

Houstonian chicks are hot.

[Willets Point]

You linked to Breitbart so I question whether this film has been digitally manipulated to make Bo look bad.

[MFS62]

Do we really feel bad for a girl that dates a dude who wears hit hat like a schmuck?
Date a loser like that and you can't be surprised when he jumps out of the way and allows you to get nailed by a baseball.

He handled that ball like the guys who played infield on the '62 Mets.

Uh, yeah, hot.

Later

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Willets Point wrote: You linked to Breitbart so I question whether this film has been digitally manipulated to make Bo look bad.

Was thinking the same thing, but couldn't find a non-mean way to land the joke, so I passed.

(I mean, conservative shmonservative, Namor... the guy's hackier than a liberal-arts-college lawn.)

[Guest Edgy DC]

Do you have a source for these similes? Do they come to you at night and you write them down and store them for when you need them? Or do they come to you on the spot?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I'd like to thank my morning coffee. (I did "prewrite" small-talk topics for selected phone conversations during middle school and high school, a la Costanza.)

[Guest themetfairy]

Not only did he jump out of the way, but he kept the ball that hit her!

She was right to dump the jerk.

[nymr83]

You linked to Breitbart so I question whether this film has been digitally manipulated to make Bo look bad.

the link came from the blog post that was bitching about Dibble that someone else posted, who is breitbart?

never mind i googled him. clearly he edited out the part where the d-bad kissed the girlfriend's arm and made it all better.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

I'm not surprised she broke up with him. I'm shocked she ever went out with him in the first place.