Roy Oswalt: I Want To Be Traded

[Zvon]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: "veteran fiber"? Y'know, the kind that's gotten stuck up in there for a while, so's even a high-colonic can't get it out of there easily. Really, though... I have no idea what that means. The team is significantly younger than it used to be.

I think he means we are playing like a well honed team of veterans.

Stop it Roy, ya short shit.
You're making me feel all giddy.

PS: we don't need what you got at that price, tyvm.

[ashie62]

It' not my money..

Kazmir hasn't worked out, anywhere

[Guest Edgy DC]

When we advocate, we may want to think that, in a sense, it is our money. Because there's a finite amount of it to be spent on a product that is meant to advance our alleged interests.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Since the callup:

Guy	W	L	ERA	IP	SO	BB
Strasburg	2	2	2.27	31.67	48	7
Oswalt	2	2	4.17	28.00	24	8

[Ceetar]

Since the callup: Guy W L ERA IP SO BB Strasburg 2 2 2.27 31.67 48 7 Oswalt 2 2 4.17 28.00 24 8

So what you're saying is we should trade for Strasburg? I'm in.