Hi, I'm Dillon Gee

[Guest Edgy DC]

And I'm 3-0 for your Buffalo Bisons with a 1.00 ERA. I've walked one International Leaguer and struck out 16 in 18 International League innings, and I wish nothing but the best for John Maine. All I'm sayin' is, if you've got a rotation slot to fill, I'm a guy who knows something about filling those sorts of slots.

I was born in... what? The game is still going on? Oh, shit. I'm really sorry. Talk to you later, 'kay?

[Fman99]

Fboy and I have tix for Wednesday's matinee tilt against L.A., which happens to be Maine's next scheduled turn in the rotation. I wonder who will be on the bump that day.

[ashie62]

I'm all in on Dillon Gee

[Benjamin Grimm]

Could also be Takahashi.

[nymr83]

I'd like to give Gee the shot if Maine has to miss a start

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

That's when Dillon Gee
Takes a ball upon the mound and fires in strike 3
'Round the Buffalo bullpen
He is feared with great respect, and somewhere down the line, they know
Listen to the Big Game...
Missin will be John Maine...

[Frayed Knot]

Look at me I'm Dillon Gee

[Guest Edgy DC]

Dillon Gee, clearly now that Maine is gone
Dillon fans Chiefs, Knights, and Bulls every day
Gone are the flights with Dickey and Pettyjohn
Soon he'll see Wright (Wright!) --- Wright (Wright!), Reyes, and Bay!

[ashie62]

I can see clearly now the Maine is gone, its a sun, sun, sunshiny Dillon Gee day.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Well, it's on on-n-on an' on on-n-on
The heat don't stop until the break of dawn.
I said D-I-L, L-O-N, a G with a double E,
I said I go by the unforgettable name
Of the man they call the Dillon Gee.
Well, my name is known all over the world
By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls.
I'm goin' down in history
As the baddest pitcher there ever could be.

[ashie62]

I think that I shall never see a tree as beautiful as Dillon Gee

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdov2UIjUpY

We call on this Dillon Gee
O, Dan Warthen, and me
Since John Maine again can't make a throw
His left arm felt tight
Though he throws with his right
What's wrong? I'll fess up
God damn if I know

So call up this Dillon Gee
As slow as his fastball sits
You'll call for the change-of-pace ball
Again and again
Unlike that a-hole, at least he's got control-- yeah, yeah
Well I feel so broke up
I could be John Maine

[Frayed Knot]

Gee, Gee, Gee
You're a strike-throwing machine
And no matter where we've played you
by the Texas clan that made you
You're a better man than Maine is Dillon Gee

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Thanks for the inspiration, FK

Look at me, I'm Dillon Gee
Lousy with ability
Won't join the Mets
'Til they cut loose some vets,
I can't, I'm Dillon Gee

Watch it, hey, I'm Josh Thole
Won't get called up anyway
Hank's bat is shot
But he won't lose his spot
To me, I'm Josh Thole

I don't give up runs, but it's just no fun
To be stuck here in Buffalo
Well, I'm not that far from the Anchor Bar
But I'm still a long way from the show
.
As for you Ollie Perez,
I know you're a real big mess
You make big bucks
So I'm shit out of luck
I'm just plain Dillon Gee

Johnny Maine, hey, let me be!
Keep that elbow far from me!
Won't go on the list
And I'm getting real pissed
Hey Fongool, I'm Dillon Gee!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Maybe, baby, don't get hooked on Gee-e-e?

Sometimes, you eat the Bull, and sometimes, the Bull eats you.

TUESDAY, @ DURHAM:

4 2/3 IP
8 H
5 ER
2 BB
6 K
1 HR allowed (his first of the young season)

Mind you, he's still sporting a 2.78 ERA, 1.00 WHIP and a 22/3 K/BB ratio.