February Firepower, Ballot I

[Guest Edgy DC]

#	Nominee	Nominator	Context	Link
1	Frayed Knot	Edgy DC	Regarding the guy who insulted Shawn Abner being named "Tripp Keister."	http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=324823#p324823

I once tripped and fell on my keister.

#	Nominee	Nominator	Context	Link
2	John Cougar Lunchbucket	bmfc1	Regarding Jose Reyes hitting a tire with a sledgehammer as a conspicous part of his rehab workout.	http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=324894#p324894

"You could have some knee pain That could stop you in your tracks You could have a ligament fraying And a bad arthritic back All you do is call me I'll hurt anything you see You could have a groin ripper Going up and down, all around the bends You could have a scar tissue, scarring The abusement never ends I want to swing a sledgehammer At a tractor tire Oh let me swing your sledgehammer This will be my physical therapy"

#	Nominee	Nominator	Context	Link
3	John Cougar Lunchbucket	metirish	Regarding Steve bending logic to dump all over the Mets.	http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=325265#p325265

Rogers, you're a disgrace to yankee fans.

#	Nominee	Nominator	Context	Link
4	Centerfield	LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr	Regarding Bobby in Japan	http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=322806#p322806

A new assistant general manager named Akira Ishikawa seemed intent on making Valentine's life as miserable as possible. This is just a shame. I loved his samarai movies."

#	Nominee	Nominator	Context	Link
5	metirish	Edgy DC	Regarding Steve going far afield to drag Ray Knight inexplicably into a Knightless argument.	http://cranepoolforum.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=12852&p=325309#p325309

This thread is far from final , it has at least five pages to go with Steve toeing the rubber.

In the final analysis

[Guest themetfairy]

7 - I still love CF's excuse of being a goof off addict.

[Fman99]

Voted for 3 and 6.

[MFS62]

Fman, I told you how to tell somebody to eat shit in Japanese, and you didn't nominate me?

Later

[Chad ochoseis]

I'm a sucker for Peter Gabriel song parodies.

[Fman99]

Fman, I told you how to tell somebody to eat shit in Japanese, and you didn't nominate me?

Later