Lenny Dykstra, Flim-Flam Artiste

[Valadius]

Nails has started a new website, http://www.nailsinvestments.com, where for $89 a month, you get access to Dykstra's stock tips. Of course, this is the same man who tried to hock his '86 World Series ring a few months ago, has been accused of fraud by his mother and his brothers, and has over 20 lawsuits pending against him, including one by the best man at Dykstra's wedding.

[Guest gerrard00]

At least he seems to appreciate the fact that Phillies fans are the only ones dumb enough to still give him money. Notice the Philth hat in the photo on the homepage.

[Fman99]

You'd be better off sending wire transfers to Nigeria than giving your cash to that scheister.

[ashie62]

You'd be better off sending wire transfers to Nigeria than giving your cash to that scheister.[/quote:vmi5gilt]

BOC

[Guest Edgy DC]

"Get the fuck out my house. It's not going to work. Just leave."

[Farmer Ted]

Stay classy, Lenny.

[Guest themetfairy]

Stay classy, Lenny.[/quote:r4fntnjq]

That would be a first for him.

[Valadius]

Lenny Dykstra sues JP Morgan Chase for $100 million

Former Mets and Phillies star Lenny Dykstra has sued JP Morgan Chase & Co. Inc. for $100 million, saying he didn�t get the loan he needed when he bought hockey great Wayne Gretzky�s California home. Dykstra brought the lawsuit in federal court in Manhattan on Wednesday over the property dispute. The lawsuit said he and his wife bought the property in Thousand Oaks, Calif., in March 2007 for $17.4 million but the bank reneged on a pledge to refinance. At the time, Dykstra was writing financial advice columns online. Dykstra filed for bankruptcy protection in July, saying he owed more than $31 million and had about $50,000 in assets. Chase spokesman Tom Kelly declined to comment.

*dies laughing*