Gay Dame IGT 9/3/09: The Thole Grail has Arrived

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I will stop this losing streak with my patented quick-strike early morning Game Thread Mojo.

Starts at 3pm

[metirish]

Great , the one player I am loking forward to seeing and it's a gay dame , will it ever end ?

[metirish]

LET'S

[Guest themetfairy]

GO

[Fman99]

METS!

[Piggiestomatoes]

Oh, Creepy Sun Baby, shine your heavenly light upon our SHaMs today and keep our boys safe (especially our third baseman and shiny new catcher). Amen.

[Valadius]

I can't wait for the day when we can banish Brian Schneider to a frozen snowpeak in the Himalayas. Or the Rockies.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

God bless this thy holy hand grenade, and with it, though shalt blow thine enemies to tiny bits.

[bmfc1]

METS:
Pagan, cf
Hernandez, 2b
Wright, 3b
Murphy, 1b
Francoeur, rf
Sullivan, lf
Thole, c
Valdez, ss
Misch, lhp

Rockies:
C. Gonzalez cf
C. Barmes 2b
T. Helton 1b
T. Tulowitzki ss
R. Spilborghs rf
S. Smith lf
C. Iannetta c
I. Stewart 3b
J. Marquis p

Edited September 3, 2009 by Guest

[metirish]

for soupcan


I want to see Ramon Castro with one of these

[MFS62]

I can't wait for the day when we can banish Brian Schneider to a frozen snowpeak in the Himalayas. Or the Rockies.[/quote:2ap7ll9a]
But I wouldn't mind his wife stayin' around with the wives' club
Later

[Frayed Knot]

I want to see Ramon Castro with one of these[/quote:1wb33je2]

What for, to blot out the sun?!?

[metirish]

I want to see Ramon Castro with one of these

[Benjamin Grimm]

I keep thinking that Irish's blue posts are hyperlinks to be clicked upon.

[Benjamin Grimm]

David Wright is back to wearing a human-sized batting helmet.

Keith just mentioned "The Great Gazoo."

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Keith hasn't shut up about the helmet for the whole series.

[Benjamin Grimm]

I've only watched a few innings here and there, but I did notice Keith snorting about the helmet during the first inning on Tuesday night. (He said something like, "Geez!" under his breath.)

Keith is such a metrosexual, he's going to think the fashion aspect of the helmet is important.

The helmet was pretty ghastly, though. Although I knew better, I kept getting the feeling that David had returned from his concussion with a grotesquely swollen head.

[Guest sharpie]

Thole charged with a passed ball on the first batter he catches.

[Valadius]

Keith seems to be terrified of people. I ran into him on an elevator at Citi Field earlier this year and he was trying squeeze himself into the corner as much as possible.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Cory, Cory, hallelujah!

[Benjamin Grimm]

Thole batting, wearing number 30.

[Valadius]

Thole's first at-bat has arrived.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Youngest Mets catcher since Todd Hundley in 1991.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Slaps a single into right center.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Thole with a knock in his first ab!

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Thole mackerel! A single on the kid's first AB.

[Benjamin Grimm]

And he tacks on a stolen base!

[Valadius]

I'm only about 3.5 months younger than Thole. Eerie.

[Guest holychicken]

He's the second coming of Piazza!

Well, with less power, more speed and less sexuality ambiguity.

[metirish]

I'm only about 3.5 months younger than Thole. Eerie.[/quote:1dxzec4s]


here you are wasting your time online and Thole wasting his time with the Mets......Eerie indeed