For SHaMe: Gay Dame IGT 8/5

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

How would you like to be the Mets today? Humiliated in a game you had in your back pocket, then brought out to do it again in a camp-day nooner when it's 130 degrees.

It's like they deserve it.

[soupcan]

They do deserve it.

[Guest Edgy DC]

[ashie62]

Per Kimberly Martin Newsday

Pagan
Cora
Wright
Sheffield
Murphy
Francoeur
Schneider
Berroa
Niese

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Oh goody, Cora's batting 2nd again.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Oh goody, Cora's batting 2nd again.

Well, he bunts, you know.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Veteran leadership grows out of face like a beard.

[Valadius]

Birds are evil, despicable creatures. Take this for example:

[ashie62]

Niese is channeling the Koos

[Gwreck]

Opposite field homer by Wright into the bullpens? Don't see that much these days.

[Methead]

OH AWESOME.

[Gwreck]

My gameday just says "injury delay." Can you be more specific?

[ashie62]

I cant fucking believe it

[ashie62]

Looks like pulled hammy and knee collapse on other leg taking warmup toss

[Gwreck]

Does this injured player have a name?

[Methead]

Gwreck wrote: My gameday just says "injury delay." Can you be more specific?

Niese hurt his leg on a play at 1B... tried to throw a warmup pitch and fell down in a heap.

[ashie62]

That was a scary moment for Niese...

Figgy on call

[HahnSolo]

And now it is Figgy time!

[Fman99]

HahnSolo wrote: And now it is Figgy time!

Wow.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Holy hell.

[Gwreck]

I think we just need to put David Wright on the DL now to prevent future injuries.

[Guest themetfairy]

I cannot believe this. Poor Niese!

[HahnSolo]

Figgy, say it with me, "helps his own cause" with a big 2-run triple.

[TransMonk]

I like these gay dames lately where so many runs are scored early that I only have to look in from time to time and not hang on every pitch.

I'm looking at you, Figgy.

[Frayed Knot]

Methead wrote: ="Gwreck"]My gameday just says "injury delay." Can you be more specific? Niese hurt his leg on a play at 1B... tried to throw a warmup pitch and fell down in a heap.

I saw Bob Gibson do that one time.
Hurt his leg changing directions while running the bases and insisted on coming out for warmups in the next half inning. He collapsed like a wet sand castle as soon as his stride leg hit ground.

[Frayed Knot]

I'm not so sure it's a good thing that pitchers have 4 of our last 10 RBIs

[metirish]

I'm curious to know if some of our long time fans have ever seen the like of this with the injuries .

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

A Modest Proposal: Forfeit all remaining games; turn scheduled home games into "Met rallies"/autograph sessions/fan-feedback events.

Apart from carpal tunnel problems, no one gets hurt at autograph sessions.

Actually, scratch that-- no autograph sessions.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

The way things are going this season, I'm starting to think that the show "Deadliest Catch" is about playing defense for the Mets.

[ashie62]

And Zach Branff who plays a Doctor on TV appears

says "I've never seen anything like that (Niese) does that that happen often?

Response from mic "Around here it does"