Bonus Gay Dame @ Pittsburgh 7/2 IGT

[Fman99]

Plunk! Based loaded for Churchie.

[Fman99]

Beh.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Redding survives a leadoff dubble.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Keith keeps begging viewers not to change the channel. My guess is that he's bored and distracted and is assuming that his audience is too.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Redding can bite my ass.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Maybe he can fall back on that skill once he gives up pitching.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Bases loaded HBP. 2-0 Pirates.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I'm not sure he's worthy even to bite my ass.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Well what do you know? More shitty execution by the Mets.

[ashie62]

shitfuck..saving it up for Philly

[Fman99]

Aw, all our shitty pitchers are shitty! The beer goggles have worn off.

[ashie62]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Redding can bite my ass.

What does ass biting pay in NYC?

[Benjamin Grimm]

I think you can find a guy on 11th Avenue who can give you a quote.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Redding is a bum. And the notion that Ollie will replace him on the roster soon is really not all that comforting.

[Benjamin Grimm]

What about the thought that Redding and Perez will share their starts, with Redding pitching the first five innings and Perez the final four?

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

If you keep them both, who gets banished to the herd?

I'd be willing to try that just for the heck of it. But the question is whether Jerry will stick to his famed slots, and start playing lefty-righty, eighth-inning guy and closer.

Ideally, you'd get Ollie and Redding and everyone else gets a day off. But I can picture Jerry getting five out of one, two out of the other and then rolling into his slots.

[Guest Kong76]

They're really teeing off on him now.

[bmfc1]

Will Redding blame this one on the rain delays?

[Guest Kong76]

The cable guy / fios guy thing is getting old real quick.
They should just shack up and be done with it.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

The Pirates are trying to hit for the cycle in this inning.

[Fman99]

="Kong76"]The cable guy / verizon guy thing is getting old real quick. They should just shack up and be done with it.

I'd like to see them in an alternate series of ads where they kill each other in their underwear, in the woods, in a bizarre love affair/double suicide pact, a la the football players that were set up in Heathers.

[Fman99]

Misch stops the bleeding. 5-0 Bucs.

[Guest Kong76]

Flushing Fizzle on the scoreboard graphics? Thems fighting words.

[G-Fafif]

="Fman99"] ="Kong76"]The cable guy / verizon guy thing is getting old real quick. They should just shack up and be done with it. I'd like to see them in an alternate series of ads where they kill each other in their underwear, in the woods, in a bizarre love affair/double suicide pact, a la the football players that were set up in Heathers.

I love my dead, gay Fios guy.

[Fman99]

Muffie!

I think it must've given Jerry palpitations just to send a lefty up to pinch hit against a lefty pitcher. It's against his programming.

[Fman99]

And Luis kills the momentum with the GIDP. At least it came after the RBIs.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Fman99 wrote: Muffie! I think it must've given Jerry palpitations just to send a lefty up to pinch hit against a lefty pitcher. It's against his programming.

He does it a lot. No choice these days with short benches. You stack your lineup from one side and the only available pinch hitters tend to be from the other.

[Fman99]

Bleh, continued.

[Guest Edgy DC]

4-6-3 for us. Let's bop.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Double trouble from Cora.