It's Switzer Time!

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Tweets:
lenno212: Fernando Nieve to start Saturday; #Mets also call up Jon Switzer from Triple-A Buffalo.

lenno212: Important note on LHP Switzer: he's held LH hitters to a .186 BA with 19 Ks in 12 2/3 IP.

SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that

(note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)

NYPost_Mets: Jon Switzer, a lefty, was 0-2 with a 2.13 ERA with Buffalo this season. #Mets

[metirish]

CPF_metirish - tweets

I think the internet has jumped the shark......this is not a comment but a tweet.....

Is lenno212 Jay Leno?


CPF-metirish

Switzer now driving on the Cross Bronx

[bmfc1]

"Lenno" is the Dave Lennon of Newsday.

[Fman99]

The clock is ticking on Ken "Robster Craws" Takahashi.

[Guest Edgy DC]

="bmfc1":387pzqil]SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that[/quote:387pzqil] No, I'm sure they don't care one way or rhe other, Jon.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 12:36 PM Re: It's Switzer Time!

="bmfc1":3a2exaof]SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.) [/quote:3a2exaof] Jon Heyman: the Peter King of baseball reportage. (Subtract Brett Favre, add copious amounts of Boras.) Benjamin Grimm Jun 12 2009 12:45 PM Is Switzer going to start for the Mets? What do we know about him? Has anyone adopted him? Frayed Knot Jun 12 2009 12:48 PM ="Benjamin Grimm":it7mozxg]Is Switzer going to start for the Mets? What do we know about him? Has anyone adopted him?[/quote:it7mozxg] I know nothing. Sounds like the bastard son of MFY RFer Steve Swisher and our former Governor. OlerudOwned Jun 12 2009 12:49 PM Lookin' LOOGY. http://www.soxprospects.com/players/switzer-jon.htm ]Scouting Report: Lefty specialist with a low 90s fastball, a change, and a slider. Good control. Nice splits vs. lefties, but Switzer consistently gets rocked by righties. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 12:54 PM ="OlerudOwned"]Lookin' LOOGY. http://www.soxprospects.com/players/switzer-jon.htm ]Scouting Report: Lefty specialist with a low 90s fastball, a change, and a slider. Good control. Nice splits vs. lefties, but Switzer consistently gets rocked by righties. Oh, inDEED. Versus righties in the majors, career (197 PA): 0.77 K/BB, .361 BAA .456 OBPa .566 SLGa, .386 BABIP Versus lefties in the majors, career (119 PA): 2.30 K/BB, .221 BAA .294 OBPa .327 SLGa, .247 BABIP G-Fafif Jun 12 2009 12:58 PM Re: It's Switzer Time! ="bmfc1":zx4wkuwq]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:zx4wkuwq] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake? Edgy DC Jun 12 2009 01:04 PM ="Benjamin Grimm":2obem2up]Is Switzer going to start for the Mets? What do we know about him? Has anyone adopted him?[/quote:2obem2up] What don't we know about him? http://cranepoolforum.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=10906 metirish Jun 12 2009 01:05 PM ="bmfc1":654wtqs4]"Lenno" is the Dave Lennon of Newsday.[/quote:654wtqs4] I was taking the piss , not at you though, at the writers now having to tweet . It just seems funny to me. holychicken Jun 12 2009 01:05 PM I am rapidly losing morale this season. This last series was a real downer and this injury nonsense is killing me inside. I keep telling myself that we were in a WORSE position later than this point last year so I am hoping we can turn it around again. Hawkeye57 Jun 12 2009 01:07 PM I sincerely hope so. metirish Jun 12 2009 01:12 PM I've resolved to just enjoy the game I am watching and not think about September .I enjoy the game that's on , enjoy individual at bats . I get great pleasure watching Francisco Rodriguez pitch , obviously if he's in then we are winning, but also I enjoy how ho goes about it...... bmfc1 Jun 12 2009 01:16 PM Re: It's Switzer Time! ="G-Fafif":17o6uv78] ="bmfc1":17o6uv78]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:17o6uv78] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:17o6uv78] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714 Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 01:54 PM Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 01:59 PM ="Swan Swan H":1g14k69p]Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48.[/quote:1g14k69p] Let's not Rusch to judgement before we're good and Schour. Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:02 PM Heil, man. I ad-myers your enthusiasm. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 02:09 PM I would gladly star in an informercial for JCL's book. "'MBTN' made me roughly 37 percent smarter, roster-numerically speaking. Thanks, Jon!" Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Fman99 Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM Re: It's Switzer Time! ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl] ="G-Fafif":1ckxr2zl] ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Still with the fucking taxpayer field jokes. Die already. I am brewing up my own personal shake for him. themetfairy Jun 12 2009 02:34 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Ren and Stimpy Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:43 PM Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 12 2009 02:55 PM wow. Hey you all should go my big giant book event next week! feeling dumb for not knowing Switzee's # yet... Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:57 PM If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 03:00 PM ="Swan Swan H":146s12pb]If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up.[/quote:146s12pb] If you do this in, say, a Dykstra or Stengel voice, I'll buy another copy. MFS62 Jun 12 2009 03:36 PM Switzer's coming to the Mets? Next thing you know, the entire team will go on academic probation. Later smg58 Jun 12 2009 04:17 PM Switzer's another one of those guys (like Chip Ambres, for example) who really has nothing left to prove at AAA but can't seem to stick at the big league level. Hopefully he'll make good now. G-Fafif Jun 12 2009 04:23 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! What... Rolls down stairs? Alone or in pairs? Enumerates Throneberry's tog?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

="bmfc1":3a2exaof]SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.) [/quote:3a2exaof] Jon Heyman: the Peter King of baseball reportage. (Subtract Brett Favre, add copious amounts of Boras.)

Benjamin Grimm Jun 12 2009 12:45 PM

Is Switzer going to start for the Mets? What do we know about him? Has anyone adopted him?

Frayed Knot Jun 12 2009 12:48 PM

="Benjamin Grimm":it7mozxg]Is Switzer going to start for the Mets? What do we know about him? Has anyone adopted him?[/quote:it7mozxg] I know nothing. Sounds like the bastard son of MFY RFer Steve Swisher and our former Governor. OlerudOwned Jun 12 2009 12:49 PM Lookin' LOOGY. http://www.soxprospects.com/players/switzer-jon.htm ]Scouting Report: Lefty specialist with a low 90s fastball, a change, and a slider. Good control. Nice splits vs. lefties, but Switzer consistently gets rocked by righties. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 12:54 PM ="OlerudOwned"]Lookin' LOOGY. http://www.soxprospects.com/players/switzer-jon.htm ]Scouting Report: Lefty specialist with a low 90s fastball, a change, and a slider. Good control. Nice splits vs. lefties, but Switzer consistently gets rocked by righties. Oh, inDEED. Versus righties in the majors, career (197 PA): 0.77 K/BB, .361 BAA .456 OBPa .566 SLGa, .386 BABIP Versus lefties in the majors, career (119 PA): 2.30 K/BB, .221 BAA .294 OBPa .327 SLGa, .247 BABIP G-Fafif Jun 12 2009 12:58 PM Re: It's Switzer Time! ="bmfc1":zx4wkuwq]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:zx4wkuwq] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake? Edgy DC Jun 12 2009 01:04 PM ="Benjamin Grimm":2obem2up]Is Switzer going to start for the Mets? What do we know about him? Has anyone adopted him?[/quote:2obem2up] What don't we know about him? http://cranepoolforum.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=10906 metirish Jun 12 2009 01:05 PM ="bmfc1":654wtqs4]"Lenno" is the Dave Lennon of Newsday.[/quote:654wtqs4] I was taking the piss , not at you though, at the writers now having to tweet . It just seems funny to me. holychicken Jun 12 2009 01:05 PM I am rapidly losing morale this season. This last series was a real downer and this injury nonsense is killing me inside. I keep telling myself that we were in a WORSE position later than this point last year so I am hoping we can turn it around again. Hawkeye57 Jun 12 2009 01:07 PM I sincerely hope so. metirish Jun 12 2009 01:12 PM I've resolved to just enjoy the game I am watching and not think about September .I enjoy the game that's on , enjoy individual at bats . I get great pleasure watching Francisco Rodriguez pitch , obviously if he's in then we are winning, but also I enjoy how ho goes about it...... bmfc1 Jun 12 2009 01:16 PM Re: It's Switzer Time! ="G-Fafif":17o6uv78] ="bmfc1":17o6uv78]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:17o6uv78] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:17o6uv78] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714 Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 01:54 PM Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 01:59 PM ="Swan Swan H":1g14k69p]Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48.[/quote:1g14k69p] Let's not Rusch to judgement before we're good and Schour. Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:02 PM Heil, man. I ad-myers your enthusiasm. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 02:09 PM I would gladly star in an informercial for JCL's book. "'MBTN' made me roughly 37 percent smarter, roster-numerically speaking. Thanks, Jon!" Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Fman99 Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM Re: It's Switzer Time! ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl] ="G-Fafif":1ckxr2zl] ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Still with the fucking taxpayer field jokes. Die already. I am brewing up my own personal shake for him. themetfairy Jun 12 2009 02:34 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Ren and Stimpy Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:43 PM Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 12 2009 02:55 PM wow. Hey you all should go my big giant book event next week! feeling dumb for not knowing Switzee's # yet... Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:57 PM If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 03:00 PM ="Swan Swan H":146s12pb]If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up.[/quote:146s12pb] If you do this in, say, a Dykstra or Stengel voice, I'll buy another copy. MFS62 Jun 12 2009 03:36 PM Switzer's coming to the Mets? Next thing you know, the entire team will go on academic probation. Later smg58 Jun 12 2009 04:17 PM Switzer's another one of those guys (like Chip Ambres, for example) who really has nothing left to prove at AAA but can't seem to stick at the big league level. Hopefully he'll make good now. G-Fafif Jun 12 2009 04:23 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! What... Rolls down stairs? Alone or in pairs? Enumerates Throneberry's tog?

[Benjamin Grimm]

Is Switzer going to start for the Mets?

What do we know about him? Has anyone adopted him?

[Frayed Knot]

="Benjamin Grimm":it7mozxg]Is Switzer going to start for the Mets? What do we know about him? Has anyone adopted him?[/quote:it7mozxg] I know nothing. Sounds like the bastard son of MFY RFer Steve Swisher and our former Governor.

OlerudOwned Jun 12 2009 12:49 PM

Lookin' LOOGY. http://www.soxprospects.com/players/switzer-jon.htm ]Scouting Report: Lefty specialist with a low 90s fastball, a change, and a slider. Good control. Nice splits vs. lefties, but Switzer consistently gets rocked by righties.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 12:54 PM

="OlerudOwned"]Lookin' LOOGY. http://www.soxprospects.com/players/switzer-jon.htm ]Scouting Report: Lefty specialist with a low 90s fastball, a change, and a slider. Good control. Nice splits vs. lefties, but Switzer consistently gets rocked by righties. Oh, inDEED. Versus righties in the majors, career (197 PA): 0.77 K/BB, .361 BAA .456 OBPa .566 SLGa, .386 BABIP Versus lefties in the majors, career (119 PA): 2.30 K/BB, .221 BAA .294 OBPa .327 SLGa, .247 BABIP

G-Fafif Jun 12 2009 12:58 PM Re: It's Switzer Time!

="bmfc1":zx4wkuwq]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:zx4wkuwq] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake? Edgy DC Jun 12 2009 01:04 PM ="Benjamin Grimm":2obem2up]Is Switzer going to start for the Mets? What do we know about him? Has anyone adopted him?[/quote:2obem2up] What don't we know about him? http://cranepoolforum.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=10906 metirish Jun 12 2009 01:05 PM ="bmfc1":654wtqs4]"Lenno" is the Dave Lennon of Newsday.[/quote:654wtqs4] I was taking the piss , not at you though, at the writers now having to tweet . It just seems funny to me. holychicken Jun 12 2009 01:05 PM I am rapidly losing morale this season. This last series was a real downer and this injury nonsense is killing me inside. I keep telling myself that we were in a WORSE position later than this point last year so I am hoping we can turn it around again. Hawkeye57 Jun 12 2009 01:07 PM I sincerely hope so. metirish Jun 12 2009 01:12 PM I've resolved to just enjoy the game I am watching and not think about September .I enjoy the game that's on , enjoy individual at bats . I get great pleasure watching Francisco Rodriguez pitch , obviously if he's in then we are winning, but also I enjoy how ho goes about it...... bmfc1 Jun 12 2009 01:16 PM Re: It's Switzer Time! ="G-Fafif":17o6uv78] ="bmfc1":17o6uv78]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:17o6uv78] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:17o6uv78] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714 Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 01:54 PM Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 01:59 PM ="Swan Swan H":1g14k69p]Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48.[/quote:1g14k69p] Let's not Rusch to judgement before we're good and Schour. Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:02 PM Heil, man. I ad-myers your enthusiasm. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 02:09 PM I would gladly star in an informercial for JCL's book. "'MBTN' made me roughly 37 percent smarter, roster-numerically speaking. Thanks, Jon!" Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Fman99 Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM Re: It's Switzer Time! ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl] ="G-Fafif":1ckxr2zl] ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Still with the fucking taxpayer field jokes. Die already. I am brewing up my own personal shake for him. themetfairy Jun 12 2009 02:34 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Ren and Stimpy Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:43 PM Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 12 2009 02:55 PM wow. Hey you all should go my big giant book event next week! feeling dumb for not knowing Switzee's # yet... Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:57 PM If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 03:00 PM ="Swan Swan H":146s12pb]If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up.[/quote:146s12pb] If you do this in, say, a Dykstra or Stengel voice, I'll buy another copy. MFS62 Jun 12 2009 03:36 PM Switzer's coming to the Mets? Next thing you know, the entire team will go on academic probation. Later smg58 Jun 12 2009 04:17 PM Switzer's another one of those guys (like Chip Ambres, for example) who really has nothing left to prove at AAA but can't seem to stick at the big league level. Hopefully he'll make good now. G-Fafif Jun 12 2009 04:23 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! What... Rolls down stairs? Alone or in pairs? Enumerates Throneberry's tog?

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Lookin' LOOGY.

http://www.soxprospects.com/players/switzer-jon.htm

]Scouting Report: Lefty specialist with a low 90s fastball, a change, and a slider. Good control. Nice splits vs. lefties, but Switzer consistently gets rocked by righties.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

="OlerudOwned"]Lookin' LOOGY. http://www.soxprospects.com/players/switzer-jon.htm ]Scouting Report: Lefty specialist with a low 90s fastball, a change, and a slider. Good control. Nice splits vs. lefties, but Switzer consistently gets rocked by righties.

Oh, inDEED.


Versus righties in the majors, career (197 PA): 0.77 K/BB, .361 BAA .456 OBPa .566 SLGa, .386 BABIP

Versus lefties in the majors, career (119 PA): 2.30 K/BB, .221 BAA .294 OBPa .327 SLGa, .247 BABIP

[G-Fafif]

="bmfc1":zx4wkuwq]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:zx4wkuwq] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?

Edgy DC Jun 12 2009 01:04 PM

="Benjamin Grimm":2obem2up]Is Switzer going to start for the Mets? What do we know about him? Has anyone adopted him?[/quote:2obem2up] What don't we know about him? http://cranepoolforum.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=10906 metirish Jun 12 2009 01:05 PM ="bmfc1":654wtqs4]"Lenno" is the Dave Lennon of Newsday.[/quote:654wtqs4] I was taking the piss , not at you though, at the writers now having to tweet . It just seems funny to me. holychicken Jun 12 2009 01:05 PM I am rapidly losing morale this season. This last series was a real downer and this injury nonsense is killing me inside. I keep telling myself that we were in a WORSE position later than this point last year so I am hoping we can turn it around again. Hawkeye57 Jun 12 2009 01:07 PM I sincerely hope so. metirish Jun 12 2009 01:12 PM I've resolved to just enjoy the game I am watching and not think about September .I enjoy the game that's on , enjoy individual at bats . I get great pleasure watching Francisco Rodriguez pitch , obviously if he's in then we are winning, but also I enjoy how ho goes about it...... bmfc1 Jun 12 2009 01:16 PM Re: It's Switzer Time! ="G-Fafif":17o6uv78] ="bmfc1":17o6uv78]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:17o6uv78] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:17o6uv78] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714 Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 01:54 PM Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 01:59 PM ="Swan Swan H":1g14k69p]Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48.[/quote:1g14k69p] Let's not Rusch to judgement before we're good and Schour. Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:02 PM Heil, man. I ad-myers your enthusiasm. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 02:09 PM I would gladly star in an informercial for JCL's book. "'MBTN' made me roughly 37 percent smarter, roster-numerically speaking. Thanks, Jon!" Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Fman99 Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM Re: It's Switzer Time! ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl] ="G-Fafif":1ckxr2zl] ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Still with the fucking taxpayer field jokes. Die already. I am brewing up my own personal shake for him. themetfairy Jun 12 2009 02:34 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Ren and Stimpy Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:43 PM Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 12 2009 02:55 PM wow. Hey you all should go my big giant book event next week! feeling dumb for not knowing Switzee's # yet... Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:57 PM If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 03:00 PM ="Swan Swan H":146s12pb]If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up.[/quote:146s12pb] If you do this in, say, a Dykstra or Stengel voice, I'll buy another copy. MFS62 Jun 12 2009 03:36 PM Switzer's coming to the Mets? Next thing you know, the entire team will go on academic probation. Later smg58 Jun 12 2009 04:17 PM Switzer's another one of those guys (like Chip Ambres, for example) who really has nothing left to prove at AAA but can't seem to stick at the big league level. Hopefully he'll make good now. G-Fafif Jun 12 2009 04:23 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! What... Rolls down stairs? Alone or in pairs? Enumerates Throneberry's tog?

[Guest Edgy DC]

="Benjamin Grimm":2obem2up]Is Switzer going to start for the Mets? What do we know about him? Has anyone adopted him?[/quote:2obem2up] What don't we know about him? http://cranepoolforum.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=10906

metirish Jun 12 2009 01:05 PM

="bmfc1":654wtqs4]"Lenno" is the Dave Lennon of Newsday.[/quote:654wtqs4] I was taking the piss , not at you though, at the writers now having to tweet . It just seems funny to me. holychicken Jun 12 2009 01:05 PM I am rapidly losing morale this season. This last series was a real downer and this injury nonsense is killing me inside. I keep telling myself that we were in a WORSE position later than this point last year so I am hoping we can turn it around again. Hawkeye57 Jun 12 2009 01:07 PM I sincerely hope so. metirish Jun 12 2009 01:12 PM I've resolved to just enjoy the game I am watching and not think about September .I enjoy the game that's on , enjoy individual at bats . I get great pleasure watching Francisco Rodriguez pitch , obviously if he's in then we are winning, but also I enjoy how ho goes about it...... bmfc1 Jun 12 2009 01:16 PM Re: It's Switzer Time! ="G-Fafif":17o6uv78] ="bmfc1":17o6uv78]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:17o6uv78] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:17o6uv78] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714 Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 01:54 PM Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 01:59 PM ="Swan Swan H":1g14k69p]Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48.[/quote:1g14k69p] Let's not Rusch to judgement before we're good and Schour. Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:02 PM Heil, man. I ad-myers your enthusiasm. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 02:09 PM I would gladly star in an informercial for JCL's book. "'MBTN' made me roughly 37 percent smarter, roster-numerically speaking. Thanks, Jon!" Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Fman99 Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM Re: It's Switzer Time! ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl] ="G-Fafif":1ckxr2zl] ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Still with the fucking taxpayer field jokes. Die already. I am brewing up my own personal shake for him. themetfairy Jun 12 2009 02:34 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Ren and Stimpy Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:43 PM Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 12 2009 02:55 PM wow. Hey you all should go my big giant book event next week! feeling dumb for not knowing Switzee's # yet... Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:57 PM If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 03:00 PM ="Swan Swan H":146s12pb]If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up.[/quote:146s12pb] If you do this in, say, a Dykstra or Stengel voice, I'll buy another copy. MFS62 Jun 12 2009 03:36 PM Switzer's coming to the Mets? Next thing you know, the entire team will go on academic probation. Later smg58 Jun 12 2009 04:17 PM Switzer's another one of those guys (like Chip Ambres, for example) who really has nothing left to prove at AAA but can't seem to stick at the big league level. Hopefully he'll make good now. G-Fafif Jun 12 2009 04:23 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! What... Rolls down stairs? Alone or in pairs? Enumerates Throneberry's tog?

[metirish]

="bmfc1":654wtqs4]"Lenno" is the Dave Lennon of Newsday.[/quote:654wtqs4] I was taking the piss , not at you though, at the writers now having to tweet . It just seems funny to me.

holychicken Jun 12 2009 01:05 PM

I am rapidly losing morale this season. This last series was a real downer and this injury nonsense is killing me inside. I keep telling myself that we were in a WORSE position later than this point last year so I am hoping we can turn it around again.

Hawkeye57 Jun 12 2009 01:07 PM

I sincerely hope so.

metirish Jun 12 2009 01:12 PM

I've resolved to just enjoy the game I am watching and not think about September .I enjoy the game that's on , enjoy individual at bats . I get great pleasure watching Francisco Rodriguez pitch , obviously if he's in then we are winning, but also I enjoy how ho goes about it......

bmfc1 Jun 12 2009 01:16 PM Re: It's Switzer Time!

="G-Fafif":17o6uv78] ="bmfc1":17o6uv78]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:17o6uv78] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:17o6uv78] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714 Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 01:54 PM Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 01:59 PM ="Swan Swan H":1g14k69p]Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48.[/quote:1g14k69p] Let's not Rusch to judgement before we're good and Schour. Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:02 PM Heil, man. I ad-myers your enthusiasm. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 02:09 PM I would gladly star in an informercial for JCL's book. "'MBTN' made me roughly 37 percent smarter, roster-numerically speaking. Thanks, Jon!" Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Fman99 Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM Re: It's Switzer Time! ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl] ="G-Fafif":1ckxr2zl] ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Still with the fucking taxpayer field jokes. Die already. I am brewing up my own personal shake for him. themetfairy Jun 12 2009 02:34 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Ren and Stimpy Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:43 PM Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 12 2009 02:55 PM wow. Hey you all should go my big giant book event next week! feeling dumb for not knowing Switzee's # yet... Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:57 PM If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 03:00 PM ="Swan Swan H":146s12pb]If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up.[/quote:146s12pb] If you do this in, say, a Dykstra or Stengel voice, I'll buy another copy. MFS62 Jun 12 2009 03:36 PM Switzer's coming to the Mets? Next thing you know, the entire team will go on academic probation. Later smg58 Jun 12 2009 04:17 PM Switzer's another one of those guys (like Chip Ambres, for example) who really has nothing left to prove at AAA but can't seem to stick at the big league level. Hopefully he'll make good now. G-Fafif Jun 12 2009 04:23 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! What... Rolls down stairs? Alone or in pairs? Enumerates Throneberry's tog?

[Guest holychicken]

I am rapidly losing morale this season. This last series was a real downer and this injury nonsense is killing me inside.

I keep telling myself that we were in a WORSE position later than this point last year so I am hoping we can turn it around again.

[Guest Hawkeye57]

I sincerely hope so.

[metirish]

I've resolved to just enjoy the game I am watching and not think about September .I enjoy the game that's on , enjoy individual at bats . I get great pleasure watching Francisco Rodriguez pitch , obviously if he's in then we are winning, but also I enjoy how ho goes about it......

[bmfc1]

="G-Fafif":17o6uv78] ="bmfc1":17o6uv78]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:17o6uv78] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:17o6uv78] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714 Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 01:54 PM Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 01:59 PM ="Swan Swan H":1g14k69p]Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48.[/quote:1g14k69p] Let's not Rusch to judgement before we're good and Schour. Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:02 PM Heil, man. I ad-myers your enthusiasm. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 02:09 PM I would gladly star in an informercial for JCL's book. "'MBTN' made me roughly 37 percent smarter, roster-numerically speaking. Thanks, Jon!" Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Fman99 Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM Re: It's Switzer Time! ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl] ="G-Fafif":1ckxr2zl] ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Still with the fucking taxpayer field jokes. Die already. I am brewing up my own personal shake for him. themetfairy Jun 12 2009 02:34 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Ren and Stimpy Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:43 PM Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 12 2009 02:55 PM wow. Hey you all should go my big giant book event next week! feeling dumb for not knowing Switzee's # yet... Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:57 PM If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 03:00 PM ="Swan Swan H":146s12pb]If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up.[/quote:146s12pb] If you do this in, say, a Dykstra or Stengel voice, I'll buy another copy. MFS62 Jun 12 2009 03:36 PM Switzer's coming to the Mets? Next thing you know, the entire team will go on academic probation. Later smg58 Jun 12 2009 04:17 PM Switzer's another one of those guys (like Chip Ambres, for example) who really has nothing left to prove at AAA but can't seem to stick at the big league level. Hopefully he'll make good now. G-Fafif Jun 12 2009 04:23 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! What... Rolls down stairs? Alone or in pairs? Enumerates Throneberry's tog?

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

="Swan Swan H":1g14k69p]Looks like a candidate to be decked out in the oft-(OK, once)-avoided #48.[/quote:1g14k69p] Let's not Rusch to judgement before we're good and Schour.

Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:02 PM

Heil, man. I ad-myers your enthusiasm.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 02:09 PM

I would gladly star in an informercial for JCL's book. "'MBTN' made me roughly 37 percent smarter, roster-numerically speaking. Thanks, Jon!"

Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM

Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world.

Fman99 Jun 12 2009 02:21 PM Re: It's Switzer Time!

="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl] ="G-Fafif":1ckxr2zl] ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Still with the fucking taxpayer field jokes. Die already. I am brewing up my own personal shake for him. themetfairy Jun 12 2009 02:34 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Ren and Stimpy Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:43 PM Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 12 2009 02:55 PM wow. Hey you all should go my big giant book event next week! feeling dumb for not knowing Switzee's # yet... Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:57 PM If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 03:00 PM ="Swan Swan H":146s12pb]If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up.[/quote:146s12pb] If you do this in, say, a Dykstra or Stengel voice, I'll buy another copy. MFS62 Jun 12 2009 03:36 PM Switzer's coming to the Mets? Next thing you know, the entire team will go on academic probation. Later smg58 Jun 12 2009 04:17 PM Switzer's another one of those guys (like Chip Ambres, for example) who really has nothing left to prove at AAA but can't seem to stick at the big league level. Hopefully he'll make good now. G-Fafif Jun 12 2009 04:23 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! What... Rolls down stairs? Alone or in pairs? Enumerates Throneberry's tog?

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Heil, man. I ad-myers your enthusiasm.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I would gladly star in an informercial for JCL's book.

"'MBTN' made me roughly 37 percent smarter, roster-numerically speaking. Thanks, Jon!"

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world.

[Fman99]

="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl] ="G-Fafif":1ckxr2zl] ="bmfc1":1ckxr2zl]Tweets: SI_JonHeyman: #mets saying maine injury isnt serious. they better hope theyre right about that (note: very insightful, very helpful Jon. That's why you're being paid by a half-dozen media outlets. Jackass.)[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Did Heyman ever Tweet as to how he liked his shake?[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Heyman Tweets: # off to citi field (aka taxpayer field) in a few. greatest hope: that the lines arent too long at shake shack8:19 AM May 31st from web # shake shack line just exploded behind me. timing's everything11:01 AM May 31st from web fight over baseball in stands had to be mediated by one of new york's finest. relax, grab a shake (6.50 but worth it)12:41 PM May 31st from web @rswilner lol. not a terrible line at all12:43 PM May 31st from web in reply to rswilner @lenno212 yum yum12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to lenno212 @esd714 2 singles, fries, black and white shake12:44 PM May 31st from web in reply to esd714[/quote:1ckxr2zl] Still with the fucking taxpayer field jokes. Die already. I am brewing up my own personal shake for him. themetfairy Jun 12 2009 02:34 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world. Ren and Stimpy Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:43 PM Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 12 2009 02:55 PM wow. Hey you all should go my big giant book event next week! feeling dumb for not knowing Switzee's # yet... Swan Swan H Jun 12 2009 02:57 PM If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 12 2009 03:00 PM ="Swan Swan H":146s12pb]If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up.[/quote:146s12pb] If you do this in, say, a Dykstra or Stengel voice, I'll buy another copy. MFS62 Jun 12 2009 03:36 PM Switzer's coming to the Mets? Next thing you know, the entire team will go on academic probation. Later smg58 Jun 12 2009 04:17 PM Switzer's another one of those guys (like Chip Ambres, for example) who really has nothing left to prove at AAA but can't seem to stick at the big league level. Hopefully he'll make good now. G-Fafif Jun 12 2009 04:23 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! What... Rolls down stairs? Alone or in pairs? Enumerates Throneberry's tog?

[Guest themetfairy]

="Swan Swan H"]Hmmm.... Perhaps you could get John Kricfalusi of Ren and Stimpy fame to do an animated ad. MBTN could be the 'Log' of the literary world.

Ren and Stimpy

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Hey kid, you want a book?

Uh huh!

How about 'War and Peace?'

NO!

How about 'The Story of O?'

NOOO!

Okay, you pick a book.

I want METS BY THE NUMBERS!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

wow. Hey you all should go my big giant book event next week!

feeling dumb for not knowing Switzee's # yet...

[Guest Swan Swan H]

If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

="Swan Swan H":146s12pb]If you read from 'The Story of O' I'll definitely show up.[/quote:146s12pb] If you do this in, say, a Dykstra or Stengel voice, I'll buy another copy.

MFS62 Jun 12 2009 03:36 PM

Switzer's coming to the Mets? Next thing you know, the entire team will go on academic probation. Later

smg58 Jun 12 2009 04:17 PM

Switzer's another one of those guys (like Chip Ambres, for example) who really has nothing left to prove at AAA but can't seem to stick at the big league level. Hopefully he'll make good now.

G-Fafif Jun 12 2009 04:23 PM

="Swan Swan H"]Hey kid, you want a book? Uh huh! How about 'War and Peace?' NO! How about 'The Story of O?' NOOO! Okay, you pick a book. I want METS BY THE NUMBERS! What... Rolls down stairs? Alone or in pairs? Enumerates Throneberry's tog?

[MFS62]

Switzer's coming to the Mets? Next thing you know, the entire team will go on academic probation.

Later

[smg58]

Switzer's another one of those guys (like Chip Ambres, for example) who really has nothing left to prove at AAA but can't seem to stick at the big league level. Hopefully he'll make good now.