OoTS 5/21

[Fman99]

As usual, the Phillies are mashing, up 6-1 on Cincy in a home matinee. See, the thing is, once they get runners on base, see, they tend to plate them.

The jerks.

[Guest sharpie]

Top o' the seventh Twins beating the Chisox 20-0.

[metirish]

sharpie wrote: Top o' the seventh Twins beating the Chisox 20-0.

Please come Jake....

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

sharpie wrote: Top o' the seventh Twins beating the Chisox 20-0.

But they couldn't beat the MFYs even once in three tries.

FU, Minnesota.

[G-Fafif]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: ="sharpie"]Top o' the seventh Twins beating the Chisox 20-0. But they couldn't beat the MFYs even once in three tries. FU, Minnesota.

That's not true.

They couldn't beat them once in four tries. And they were the last team to lose a playoff series to the MFYs.

Useless. Utterly useless.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

That's it.

I'm no longer shopping at Target or listening to Prince.

The singer, not you.

[TransMonk]

What about Dylan and Westerberg?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

They're dead to me.

Soul Asylum too. Garrison Kellior. Jesse Ventura. All Scandanavian-Americans. All of 'em.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

The digressive writings of Chuck Klosterman? The comic stylings of the late Mitch Hedberg? The buh-buh-buh-BOING of Jessica Biel? Lutefisk?

[G-Fafif]

Mary Tyler Moore is not gonna make it after all.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

That fantasy about twins....never gonna happen.

[Piggiestomatoes]

Fman99 wrote: See, the thing is, once they get runners on base, see, they tend to plate them. The jerks.

At least we have 50% of that down pat. We'll get the last part down sooner or later.