IGT, 5/18, Mets at Dodgers

[metirish]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Tim Redding, ladies and gentlemen.

Tim fucking Redding...

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Ramon in #26, hardly the typical middle-infielder digits.

[Fman99]

="John Cougar Lunchbucket"] ="A Boy Named Seo"]Gotta get Kemp here. 2-nil's doable. Glad I picked up some Dale's earlier, just in case it's one of them nights... Looks good but shouldn't you, like, be at this game?

He couldn't make it, he was busy having someone hand him his jock in Facebook Scrabble tonight. Ha!

(I'm a jerk. It's the vodka mostly.)

[A Boy Named Seo]

Yeah, what the hell were doing with my jock anyway?

This is a boozy IGT in the early going.

C'mon, Redding.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

1-2... 3?



Lord knows those'll be few and far between... have some o' me hoppy goodness!

[Fman99]

Redding settled in there and pitched better against the ass-end of the LA lineup.

Hey, it's a commercial for "Loudmouths." Someone ought to launch those bastards into the void.

[Fman99]

Frank McCourt looks like his face is in the process of imploding, like a neutron star.

[Fman99]

The neon "Loudmouths" logo actually looks like two guys trying to suck the same cock.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Lumberjacks don't fear barehanding grounders.

[metirish]

="metirish"] ="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]Tim Redding, ladies and gentlemen. Tim fucking Redding...

It should be noted that I meant this as Tim fucking Redding.......like in a wow way...settled down right?

[metirish]

Anyone here see Fernando pitch in person?

[Piggiestomatoes]

Lazy Mr. Castro.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

metirish wrote: Anyone here see Fernando pitch in person?

I saw Mookie Wilson hit a home run off him in 1983.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Redding has eliminated much of the suck from his effort. Let's get him and his hedgehog a couple runs.

[metirish]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: ="metirish"]Anyone here see Fernando pitch in person? I saw Mookie Wilson hit a home run off him in 1983.

Very cool

Those army commercials make me want to sign my kid up now......they make it sound like a picnic.

[Fman99]

Swan Swan H wrote: Redding has eliminated much of the suck from his effort. Let's get him and his hedgehog a couple runs.

Is Ron Jeremy at the game tonight?

[apmorris]

I think Vin Scully has lost his mind ...

[metirish]

Fman99 wrote: ="Swan Swan H"]Redding has eliminated much of the suck from his effort. Let's get him and his hedgehog a couple runs. Is Ron Jeremy at the game tonight?

No but they showed Jeff Van Gundy there

[Fman99]

Jose Lima at the game tonight. Oh, Lord, let's see if Mrs. Lima is in attendance please.

[Piggiestomatoes]

metirish wrote: ="Fman99"] ="Swan Swan H"]Redding has eliminated much of the suck from his effort. Let's get him and his hedgehog a couple runs. Is Ron Jeremy at the game tonight? No but they showed Jeff Van Gundy there

And Jose Lima. It's Lima Time!

[Piggiestomatoes]

="Fman99"]Jose Lima at the game tonight. Oh, Lord, let's see if Mrs. Lima is in attendance please.

Let's be on the lookout....



HOW COULD YOU MISS THOSE!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

C'mon, slappy. Jesus loves 2-out rallies.

EDIT: And he hates you.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

He's more into the 3-day rally, but we get the idea.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Swan Swan H wrote: He's more into the 3-day rally, but we get the idea.

On fire tonite.

[Fman99]

Kevin Burkhart interviewing some old crank while holding his ball.

Yes, that's right.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Tim fucking Redding, indeed.

[Fman99]

I am sorry I ever doubted Timmy and his chin-merkin. On to the 6th and the big boppahs coming up - Beltran, Sheff, Wright.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Nice turnaround by Redding here. This is the inning where he gets off the hook.

[Fman99]

="PiggiesTomatoes"] ="Fman99"]Jose Lima at the game tonight. Oh, Lord, let's see if Mrs. Lima is in attendance please. Let's be on the lookout.... HOW COULD YOU MISS THOSE!

She's smuggling two teletubby suns with baby heads under her top! God bless her.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

David Wright.