Anagrams - 2009

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Liter Ale = Al Leiter

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Real Tile = Al Leiter

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Kern a Poodle = Ed Kranepool

[batmagadanleadoff]

Standings

Edgy 11
LWFS 9
TMF 1

(Leiter solves the first three-pointer)


(265 total points -- 244 remaining)

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Make Asses Cry = Mackey Sasser

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Do Leap, Renko = Ed Kranepool

[batmagadanleadoff]

Still unsolved

The following anagrams are worth one point:



Park Moot Ice
Kern Energy
I Market Poco
A Neo Clock
Cloak Cone
Coka Cleon
Cock on Ale


The following anagrams are worth three points:

A Damaged Van
A Hen Lathers
A Neon Ill Wiz Met
A Nerdy Ditz Met
A Scrubbier Coil
A Vile Jar, Lou!
Acronym Mill
Ann: Order Salmon
Bench Button
Bleak Wildlife
Bombing Beth? Yes!
Cartoon Arms
Crane Irish Hub
Cruel Derision
Cry Tear Rag
Custard Kit
Dig the Dog. Now!
D�oh! Star Fucker.
Dormant Gland
Essay Neglect
Ha! Police Lure
I Mop a Rocket
I Spy Ill Jammer
In the Hard Boil
Insane Dry Fall
Lava Rat Pitcher
Lean? Corn Cob Sin
Lend Japan a Roe
Lone Sky Cajoler
Met Bonanza Ride
Met Partly Goner
Mets Begin Hobby
Mets Galling Slide
Misfire Jog
My! A Blank Claw
Naked Ole Pro
Never Send Those
No Darn Girl
Or Velvet Ink
Our Dead Lentil
Probe Snorter
Sad Relief Rod
Send Neon, Silly
Sheer Ron Cey Kind
Shits Pee Ranch
Gray Hornet
Tricky Oreo
Vomit and Trust
Want to Malt
Yale Murder
Zenith, He Ranked

For four points, the following anagram contains the names of two Mets:

Losing? Join a Ferryman

For five points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets:

Uh, A Born Mets Report

For six points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets:

Torn Forensic

[batmagadanleadoff]

Standings

LWFS 15
Edgy 11
TMF 1

(Leiter solves the first three-pointer)


(265 total points -- 238 remaining)

Where'd the defending champ go?

[HahnSolo]

No Cal Coke

Cal Koonce

[HahnSolo]

Clean Cook

Cal Koonce

[HahnSolo]

Jam Loser

Mel Rojas

[HahnSolo]

Futile Met

Tim Teufel

[batmagadanleadoff]

Standings

LWFS 15
Edgy 11
HahnSolo 8
TMF 1


(265 total points -- 230 remaining)

Where'd the defending champ go?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Tire Ella
Al Leiter

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

One Pork Deal = Ed Kranepool

(Also, I got Kern a Poodle. It was not Bret Saberhagen.)

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Ken: Do Parole = Ed Kranepool

[batmagadanleadoff]

="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr":3hsu2bs4]One Pork Deal = Ed Kranepool (Also, I got Kern a Poodle. It was not Bret Saberhagen.)[/quote:3hsu2bs4] I got it. I didn't give you credit for Leek Pan Odor; Edgy got that one a few minutes before you.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 05:27 PM

Okra Pole Den = Ed Kranepool

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 05:28 PM

Ned: Laker Poo! = Ed Kranepool

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 05:28 PM

No Poker Deal = Ed Kranepool

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 05:29 PM

Nap Leek Door = the Shamwow! of Met anagram fodder, Mr. Ed Kranepool

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 05:34 PM

Standings LWFS 21 Edgy 12 HahnSolo 8 TMF 1 (265 total points -- 223 remaining) LeiterWagner, the apparent Ed Kranepool expert, builds an early lead. Where'd the defending champ go?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 05:36 PM

Naked Ole Pro = Ed Kranepool, from long-distance!

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 05:42 PM Edited 4 time(s), most recently on Apr 05 2009 06:38 PM

Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth one point: Park Moot Ice Kern Energy I Market Poco A Neo Clock Cloak Cone Coka Cleon Cock on Ale The following anagrams are worth three points: A Damaged Van A Hen Lathers A Neon Ill Wiz Met A Nerdy Ditz Met A Scrubbier Coil A Vile Jar, Lou! Acronym Mill Ann: Order Salmon Bench Button Bleak Wildlife Bombing Beth? Yes! Cartoon Arms Crane Irish Hub Cruel Derision Cry Tear Rag Custard Kit Dig the Dog. Now! D�oh! Star Fucker. Dormant Gland Essay Neglect Ha! Police Lure I Mop a Rocket I Spy Ill Jammer In the Hard Boil Insane Dry Fall Lava Rat Pitcher Lean? Corn Cob Sin Lend Japan a Roe Lone Sky Cajoler Met Partly Goner Mets Begin Hobby Mets Galling Slide Misfire Jog My! A Blank Claw Never Send Those No Darn Girl Or Velvet Ink Our Dead Lentil Probe Snorter Sad Relief Rod Gray Hornet Tricky Oreo Vomit and Trust Want to Malt For four points, the following anagram contains the names of two Mets: Losing? Join a Ferryman For five points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Uh, A Born Mets Report For six points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Torn Forensic

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 05:50 PM

Standings LWFS 24 Edgy 12 HahnSolo 8 TMF 1 (265 total points -- 220 remaining) LeiterWagner doubles his nearest competitor's point total. But can he maintain his leading pace now that Steady Eddie the Porno Leaker has left the building? Where'd the defending champ go?

Centerfield Apr 05 2009 06:03 PM

Naked Ole Pro= Ed Kranepool

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 06:06 PM

Not a chance. But I'll keep shooting. Yale Murder = Dale Murray

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 06:12 PM

="Centerfield":1bpu14f9]Naked Ole Pro= Ed Kranepool[/quote:1bpu14f9] That one was already solved. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 06:14 PM Sheer Ron Cey Kind = Rickey Henderson LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 06:21 PM Met Bonanza Ride = a mildly-inappropriate Armando Benitez LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 06:22 PM Zenith, He Ranked = much-more-appropriately, Keith Hernandez batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 06:23 PM Standings LWFS 36 Edgy 12 HahnSolo 8 TMF 1 (265 total points -- 208 remaining) Plenty of points left. 208. Five sixths of the schedule remains to be played. themetfairy Apr 05 2009 06:30 PM Send Neon, Silly = Lindsey Nelson themetfairy Apr 05 2009 06:31 PM Shits Pee Ranch = Pete Harnisch batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 06:37 PM Standings LWFS 36 Edgy 12 HahnSolo 8 TMF 7 (265 total points -- 202 remaining) The Champ returns. The game is on! LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 06:47 PM A Neon Ill Wiz Met = Willie Montanez batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 06:51 PM Edited 9 time(s), most recently on Apr 05 2009 07:45 PM Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth one point: I Market Poco The following anagrams are worth three points: A Hen Lathers A Nerdy Ditz Met A Scrubbier Coil Acronym Mill Ann: Order Salmon Bench Button Bleak Wildlife Bombing Beth? Yes! Cartoon Arms Crane Irish Hub Cruel Derision Custard Kit D�oh! Star Fucker. Dormant Gland Essay Neglect Ha! Police Lure I Mop a Rocket In the Hard Boil Insane Dry Fall Lava Rat Pitcher Lean? Corn Cob Sin Lend Japan a Roe Lone Sky Cajoler Met Partly Goner Mets Begin Hobby Mets Galling Slide My! A Blank Claw Never Send Those No Darn Girl Our Dead Lentil Probe Snorter Sad Relief Rod Gray Hornet Tricky Oreo Vomit and Trust Want to Malt For four points, the following anagram contains the names of two Mets: Losing? Join a Ferryman For five points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Uh, A Born Mets Report For six points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Torn Forensic LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 06:55 PM Cry Tear Rag = Gary Carter Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 06:56 PM A Neo Clock - Cal Koonce Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 06:57 PM Coka Cleon - Cal Koonce Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 06:58 PM Cloak Cone - Cal Koonce Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 06:59 PM Cock on Ale - Cal Koonce LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 06:59 PM Misfire Jog = Jim Fregosi batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 07:01 PM Standings LWFS 45 Edgy 12 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 MendozaLine 4 (265 total points -- 189 remaining) Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 07:02 PM I Spy Ill Jammer - Jimmy Piersall Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 07:06 PM Dig the dog. Now! - Dwight Gooden batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 07:15 PM Standings LWFS 45 Edgy 12 MendozaLine 10 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 (265 total points -- 179 remaining) Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 07:24 PM Kern Energy - Kenny Greer Full disclosure...I've never heard of the guy. Just noticed that the words unscrambled to "Kenny Greer" and googled the name to find out that, yes, someone with that name pitched an inning for the Mets in 1993. Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 07:30 PM Park Moot Ice - Tom Paciorek LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 07:33 PM Or Velvet Ink = Kelvin Torve LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 07:38 PM A Damaged Van = Dave Magadan batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 07:42 PM Standings LWFS 51 Edgy 12 MendozaLine 12 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 (265 total points -- 171 remaining) This is beginning to look like the NL East, circa May, 1986. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 07:44 PM A Vile Jar Lou = Julio Valera batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 07:46 PM Edited 7 time(s), most recently on Apr 05 2009 10:05 PM Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth one point: I Market Poco The following anagrams are worth three points: A Hen Lathers A Scrubbier Coil Ann: Order Salmon Bleak Wildlife Bombing Beth? Yes! Cartoon Arms Crane Irish Hub Cruel Derision Custard Kit D�oh! Star Fucker. Dormant Gland Essay Neglect Ha! Police Lure I Mop a Rocket In the Hard Boil Lava Rat Pitcher Lean? Corn Cob Sin Lend Japan a Roe Lone Sky Cajoler Met Partly Goner Mets Begin Hobby Mets Galling Slide Never Send Those Our Dead Lentil Probe Snorter Sad Relief Rod For four points, the following anagram contains the names of two Mets: Losing? Join a Ferryman For five points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Uh, A Born Mets Report For six points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Torn Forensic batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 08:00 PM Standings LWFS 54 Edgy 12 MendozaLine 12 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 (265 total points -- 168 remaining) . LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 08:00 PM Want to Malt = Matt Lawton Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 09:06 PM Acronym Mill - Roy McMillan Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 09:12 PM A Nerdy Ditz Met - Teddy Martinez DocTee Apr 05 2009 09:14 PM Bench Button= Butch Benton Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 09:21 PM My! A Blank Claw - Wally Backman batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 09:25 PM Standings LWFS 57 MendozaLine 21 Edgy 12 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 (265 total points -- 153 remaining) . Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 09:33 PM Vomit and Trust - Tom Sturdivant Edgy DC Apr 05 2009 09:37 PM Tricky Oreo Ricky Otero Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 09:37 PM Gray Hornet - Gary Thorne Edgy DC Apr 05 2009 09:37 PM Insane Dry Fall Danny Frisella Edgy DC Apr 05 2009 09:38 PM Gray Hornet Gary Tho... FUCK! batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 09:56 PM Standings LWFS 57 MendozaLine 27 Edgy 18 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 (265 total points -- 141 remaining) Plenty of points still on the board. Nobody's eliminated yet. . Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 10:03 PM No Darn Girl - Ron Darling Edgy DC Apr 05 2009 10:04 PM CUSTARD KIT DICK STUART batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 10:06 PM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Apr 05 2009 10:28 PM Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth one point: I Market Poco The following anagrams are worth three points: A Scrubbier Coil Ann: Order Salmon Bombing Beth? Yes! Cartoon Arms Crane Irish Hub Cruel Derision D�oh! Star Fucker. Dormant Gland Essay Neglect Ha! Police Lure I Mop a Rocket In the Hard Boil Lava Rat Pitcher Lean? Corn Cob Sin Lend Japan a Roe Lone Sky Cajoler Met Partly Goner Mets Begin Hobby Mets Galling Slide Never Send Those Our Dead Lentil Probe Snorter Sad Relief Rod For four points, the following anagram contains the names of two Mets: Losing? Join a Ferryman For five points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Uh, A Born Mets Report For six points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Torn Forensic LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 10:08 PM Custard Kit = Dick Stuart LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 10:14 PM A Hen Lathers = Shane Halter LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 10:20 PM No Darn Girl =Ron Darling LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 10:23 PM Bleak Wildlife = Bill Wakefield batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 10:37 PM Standings LWFS 63 MendozaLine 30 Edgy 21 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 (265 total points -- 129 remaining) Plenty of points still on the board. Nobody's eliminated yet. We're at the All-Star Break, with slightly less than half the board remaining. . Met Hunter Apr 05 2009 10:49 PM Mets Begin Hobby-Bobby Gene Smith Mets Galling Slide-Lastings Milledge batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 10:51 PM ="Met Hunter":31gnri90]Mets Begin Hobby-Bobby Gene Smith Mets Galling Slide-Lastings Milledge[/quote:31gnri90] Good ones. (One response per post) batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 10:53 PM Edited 9 time(s), most recently on Apr 06 2009 07:38 AM Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth three points: A Scrubbier Coil Ann: Order Salmon Crane Irish Hub Cruel Derision D�oh! Star Fucker. Essay Neglect In the Hard Boil Lava Rat Pitcher Lean? Corn Cob Sin Lend Japan a Roe Met Partly Goner Our Dead Lentil Sad Relief Rod For five points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Uh, A Born Mets Report LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 10:54 PM Probe Snorter = Robert Person batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 11:02 PM Standings LWFS 66 MendozaLine 30 Edgy 21 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 MetHunter 6 DocTee 3 (265 total points -- 120 remaining) Plenty of points still on the board. Nobody's eliminated yet. We're at the All-Star Break, with slightly less than half the board remaining. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 11:12 PM Ha! Police Lure = Charlie Puleo LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 11:16 PM I Mop a Rocket = Tom Paciorek LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 11:18 PM I Market Poco = More-useful-in-anagram-form-than-in-real-life Tom Paciorek Met Hunter Apr 05 2009 11:20 PM Torn Forensic-Foster (George or Leo), Rincon (Ricardo) batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 11:25 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Apr 05 2009 11:39 PM Standings LWFS 73 MendozaLine 30 Edgy 21 MetHunter 12 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 (265 total points -- 107 remaining) LWFS can clinch with 60 33 more points. If he goes to sleep soon, the rest of you might catch up. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 11:32 PM Bombing Beth Yes = Bobby Gene Smith LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 11:39 PM Cartoon Arms = Ramon Castro batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 11:58 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Apr 06 2009 07:13 AM Standings LWFS 79 MendozaLine 30 Mathematically Eliminated Edgy 21 MetHunter 12 HahnSolo 12 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 (217 total points -- 57 53 remaining) Mendoza Line and LeiterWagner are the only forum members with a mathematical chance of winning this thing. LWFS can clinch by either scoring five threemore points or if at least nine five of the remaining 57 53 points are credited to any combination of contestants other than MendozaLine. HahnSolo Apr 06 2009 06:28 AM Losing? Join a Ferryman Jim Fregosi Nolan Ryan HahnSolo Apr 06 2009 07:14 AM Never Send Those Steve Henderson HahnSolo Apr 06 2009 07:16 AM Dormant Gland M. Donald Grant HahnSolo Apr 06 2009 07:27 AM Lone Sky Cajoler Roy Lee Jackson Edgy DC Apr 06 2009 07:40 AM Lend Japan a Roe I don't know, but I see ol' reliable JOE PENDAL in here. batmagadanleadoff Apr 06 2009 07:45 AM Standings LWFS 79 The Battle for the Silver (and Bronze) MendozaLine 30 Edgy 21 HahnSolo 21 MetHunter 12 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 HahnSolo has eliminated Mendoza. We have a new anagrams champ -- Sworn Rearrange Letters Gift (anagram for LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr) Thank you for playing. HahnSolo Apr 06 2009 07:50 AM Lean? Corn Cob Sin Robinson Cancel batmagadanleadoff Apr 06 2009 07:56 AM Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth three points: A Scrubbier Coil Ann: Order Salmon Crane Irish Hub Cruel Derision D�oh! Star Fucker. Essay Neglect In the Hard Boil Lava Rat Pitcher Lend Japan a Roe Met Partly Goner Our Dead Lentil Sad Relief Rod For five points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Uh, A Born Mets Report Mendoza Line Apr 06 2009 09:35 AM In The Hard Boil - Hobie Landrith Edgy DC Apr 06 2009 09:41 AM A Scrubbier Coil = Bruce Boisclair Met Hunter Apr 06 2009 09:51 AM D'oh! Star Fucker-Tucker Ashford Met Hunter Apr 06 2009 09:56 AM Uh, A Born Mets Report-Aspromonte, Bruhert HahnSolo Apr 06 2009 10:02 AM Essay Neglect Casey Stengel HahnSolo Apr 06 2009 10:04 AM Sad Relief Rod Desi Relaford Met Hunter Apr 06 2009 11:06 AM Cruel Derision-Reid Cornelius batmagadanleadoff Apr 06 2009 12:25 PM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Apr 06 2009 01:43 PM Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth three points: Crane Irish Hub Lava Rat Pitcher Our Dead Lentil Standings LWFS 79 The Battle for the Silver (and Bronze) MendozaLine 33 HahnSolo 30 MetHunter 29 Edgy 24 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 JCLunchBucket 3 John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 06 2009 12:32 PM Ann: Order Salmon --Marlon Anderson Met Hunter Apr 06 2009 01:24 PM Lend Japan a Roe-Alejandro Pena Met Hunter Apr 06 2009 01:34 PM Met Partly Goner-Garry Templeton batmagadanleadoff Apr 06 2009 01:44 PM Edited 3 time(s), most recently on Apr 07 2009 11:16 AM Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth three points: Crane Irish Hub Lava Rat Pitcher Our Dead Lentil Standings LWFS 79 The Battle for the Silver (and Bronze) MendozaLine 33 HahnSolo 30 MetHunter 29 Edgy 24 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 JCLunchBucket 3 Johnny Come LunchBucket is in the house batmagadanleadoff Apr 07 2009 11:04 AM ="batmagadanleadoff"]Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth three points: Crane Irish Hub Lava Rat Pitcher Our Dead Lentil I'll put up the remaining answers later today. Our Dead Lentil is Linda de Roulet, except that I just remembered that Linda is Lorinda. So -- Or Our Dead Lentil. For 80 points, who can solve Or Our Dead Lentil? John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 07 2009 11:05 AM Lorinda DeRoulet batmagadanleadoff Apr 07 2009 11:10 AM Standings JCLunchBucket 83 LWFS 79 MendozaLine 33 HahnSolo 30 MetHunter 29 Edgy 24 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 This is a stunning come-from-behind story. JCL can clinch so long as anybody but LWFS solves one of the two remaining anagrams. batmagadanleadoff Apr 07 2009 11:17 AM ="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]Lorinda DeRoulet I can't credit you because of a technicality. Read the rules. Standings LWFS 79 MendozaLine 33 HahnSolo 30 MetHunter 29 Edgy 24 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 JCLunchBucket 3 LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 07 2009 11:59 AM Or Our Dead Lentil = Lorinda DeRoulet (That'll teach me not to run up the score. Sportsmanship, ptui!) HahnSolo Apr 07 2009 02:19 PM LAVA RAT PITCHER Phil Cavaretta Met Hunter Apr 07 2009 03:34 PM And now for the steal... Lava Rat Pitcher-Phil Cavarretta batmagadanleadoff Apr 07 2009 07:24 PM ="batmagadanleadoff"] ="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]Lorinda DeRoulet I can't credit you because of a technicality. Read the rules. Standings LWFS 79 MendozaLine 33 HahnSolo 30 MetHunter 29 Edgy 24 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 JCLunchBucket 3 Awwww! What Rules? If I can add an 80-pointer in mid stream, I might as well ignore a harmless lane-violation. Did I ever tell anyone that my uncle reffed the USA-Soviet Union '72 Olympic Medal Game? ="HahnSolo"]LAVA RAT PITCHER Phil Cavaretta "Cavarretta" is spelled with two "R's". Deduct two points. ="Met Hunter"]And now for the steal... Lava Rat Pitcher-Phil Cavarretta This is quite a steal. You've stolen your way right past your stealee and into 4th place. You eliminated LeiterWagner. And you clinched it for JCL. Be proud. The Final Standings Are .... JCLunchBucket 83 LWFS 79 MendozaLine 33 MetHunter 32 HahnSolo 28 Edgy 24 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 Crane Irish Hub is ....... Richie Ashburn. You were all great sports. I've got another batch of these. Maybe we'll do this again in a few weeks. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 08 2009 12:02 AM Injustice makes Mr. Met cry. batmagadanleadoff Apr 13 2009 09:39 AM Today's anagram is .... A Dame is Shut

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Okra Pole Den = Ed Kranepool

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Ned: Laker Poo! = Ed Kranepool

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

No Poker Deal = Ed Kranepool

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Nap Leek Door = the Shamwow! of Met anagram fodder, Mr. Ed Kranepool

[batmagadanleadoff]

Standings

LWFS 21
Edgy 12
HahnSolo 8
TMF 1


(265 total points -- 223 remaining)

LeiterWagner, the apparent Ed Kranepool expert, builds an early lead.

Where'd the defending champ go?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Naked Ole Pro = Ed Kranepool, from long-distance!

[batmagadanleadoff]

Still unsolved

The following anagrams are worth one point:



Park Moot Ice
Kern Energy
I Market Poco
A Neo Clock
Cloak Cone
Coka Cleon
Cock on Ale


The following anagrams are worth three points:

A Damaged Van
A Hen Lathers
A Neon Ill Wiz Met
A Nerdy Ditz Met
A Scrubbier Coil
A Vile Jar, Lou!
Acronym Mill
Ann: Order Salmon
Bench Button
Bleak Wildlife
Bombing Beth? Yes!
Cartoon Arms
Crane Irish Hub
Cruel Derision
Cry Tear Rag
Custard Kit
Dig the Dog. Now!
D�oh! Star Fucker.
Dormant Gland
Essay Neglect
Ha! Police Lure
I Mop a Rocket
I Spy Ill Jammer
In the Hard Boil
Insane Dry Fall
Lava Rat Pitcher
Lean? Corn Cob Sin
Lend Japan a Roe
Lone Sky Cajoler
Met Partly Goner
Mets Begin Hobby
Mets Galling Slide
Misfire Jog
My! A Blank Claw
Never Send Those
No Darn Girl
Or Velvet Ink
Our Dead Lentil
Probe Snorter
Sad Relief Rod
Gray Hornet
Tricky Oreo
Vomit and Trust
Want to Malt

For four points, the following anagram contains the names of two Mets:

Losing? Join a Ferryman

For five points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets:

Uh, A Born Mets Report

For six points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets:

Torn Forensic

[batmagadanleadoff]

Standings

LWFS 24
Edgy 12
HahnSolo 8
TMF 1


(265 total points -- 220 remaining)

LeiterWagner doubles his nearest competitor's point total. But can he maintain his leading pace now that Steady Eddie the Porno Leaker has left the building?

Where'd the defending champ go?

[Centerfield]

Naked Ole Pro= Ed Kranepool

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Not a chance. But I'll keep shooting.

Yale Murder = Dale Murray

[batmagadanleadoff]

="Centerfield":1bpu14f9]Naked Ole Pro= Ed Kranepool[/quote:1bpu14f9] That one was already solved.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 06:14 PM

Sheer Ron Cey Kind = Rickey Henderson

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 06:21 PM

Met Bonanza Ride = a mildly-inappropriate Armando Benitez

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 06:22 PM

Zenith, He Ranked = much-more-appropriately, Keith Hernandez

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 06:23 PM

Standings LWFS 36 Edgy 12 HahnSolo 8 TMF 1 (265 total points -- 208 remaining) Plenty of points left. 208. Five sixths of the schedule remains to be played.

themetfairy Apr 05 2009 06:30 PM

Send Neon, Silly = Lindsey Nelson

themetfairy Apr 05 2009 06:31 PM

Shits Pee Ranch = Pete Harnisch

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 06:37 PM

Standings LWFS 36 Edgy 12 HahnSolo 8 TMF 7 (265 total points -- 202 remaining) The Champ returns. The game is on!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 06:47 PM

A Neon Ill Wiz Met = Willie Montanez

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 06:51 PM Edited 9 time(s), most recently on Apr 05 2009 07:45 PM

Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth one point: I Market Poco The following anagrams are worth three points: A Hen Lathers A Nerdy Ditz Met A Scrubbier Coil Acronym Mill Ann: Order Salmon Bench Button Bleak Wildlife Bombing Beth? Yes! Cartoon Arms Crane Irish Hub Cruel Derision Custard Kit D�oh! Star Fucker. Dormant Gland Essay Neglect Ha! Police Lure I Mop a Rocket In the Hard Boil Insane Dry Fall Lava Rat Pitcher Lean? Corn Cob Sin Lend Japan a Roe Lone Sky Cajoler Met Partly Goner Mets Begin Hobby Mets Galling Slide My! A Blank Claw Never Send Those No Darn Girl Our Dead Lentil Probe Snorter Sad Relief Rod Gray Hornet Tricky Oreo Vomit and Trust Want to Malt For four points, the following anagram contains the names of two Mets: Losing? Join a Ferryman For five points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Uh, A Born Mets Report For six points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Torn Forensic

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 06:55 PM

Cry Tear Rag = Gary Carter

Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 06:56 PM

A Neo Clock - Cal Koonce

Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 06:57 PM

Coka Cleon - Cal Koonce

Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 06:58 PM

Cloak Cone - Cal Koonce

Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 06:59 PM

Cock on Ale - Cal Koonce

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 06:59 PM

Misfire Jog = Jim Fregosi

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 07:01 PM

Standings LWFS 45 Edgy 12 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 MendozaLine 4 (265 total points -- 189 remaining)

Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 07:02 PM

I Spy Ill Jammer - Jimmy Piersall

Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 07:06 PM

Dig the dog. Now! - Dwight Gooden

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 07:15 PM

Standings LWFS 45 Edgy 12 MendozaLine 10 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 (265 total points -- 179 remaining)

Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 07:24 PM

Kern Energy - Kenny Greer Full disclosure...I've never heard of the guy. Just noticed that the words unscrambled to "Kenny Greer" and googled the name to find out that, yes, someone with that name pitched an inning for the Mets in 1993.

Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 07:30 PM

Park Moot Ice - Tom Paciorek

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 07:33 PM

Or Velvet Ink = Kelvin Torve

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 07:38 PM

A Damaged Van = Dave Magadan

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 07:42 PM

Standings LWFS 51 Edgy 12 MendozaLine 12 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 (265 total points -- 171 remaining) This is beginning to look like the NL East, circa May, 1986.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 07:44 PM

A Vile Jar Lou = Julio Valera

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 07:46 PM Edited 7 time(s), most recently on Apr 05 2009 10:05 PM

Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth one point: I Market Poco The following anagrams are worth three points: A Hen Lathers A Scrubbier Coil Ann: Order Salmon Bleak Wildlife Bombing Beth? Yes! Cartoon Arms Crane Irish Hub Cruel Derision Custard Kit D�oh! Star Fucker. Dormant Gland Essay Neglect Ha! Police Lure I Mop a Rocket In the Hard Boil Lava Rat Pitcher Lean? Corn Cob Sin Lend Japan a Roe Lone Sky Cajoler Met Partly Goner Mets Begin Hobby Mets Galling Slide Never Send Those Our Dead Lentil Probe Snorter Sad Relief Rod For four points, the following anagram contains the names of two Mets: Losing? Join a Ferryman For five points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Uh, A Born Mets Report For six points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Torn Forensic

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 08:00 PM

Standings LWFS 54 Edgy 12 MendozaLine 12 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 (265 total points -- 168 remaining) .

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 08:00 PM

Want to Malt = Matt Lawton

Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 09:06 PM

Acronym Mill - Roy McMillan

Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 09:12 PM

A Nerdy Ditz Met - Teddy Martinez

DocTee Apr 05 2009 09:14 PM

Bench Button= Butch Benton

Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 09:21 PM

My! A Blank Claw - Wally Backman

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 09:25 PM

Standings LWFS 57 MendozaLine 21 Edgy 12 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 (265 total points -- 153 remaining) .

Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 09:33 PM

Vomit and Trust - Tom Sturdivant

Edgy DC Apr 05 2009 09:37 PM

Tricky Oreo Ricky Otero

Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 09:37 PM

Gray Hornet - Gary Thorne

Edgy DC Apr 05 2009 09:37 PM

Insane Dry Fall Danny Frisella

Edgy DC Apr 05 2009 09:38 PM

Gray Hornet Gary Tho... FUCK!

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 09:56 PM

Standings LWFS 57 MendozaLine 27 Edgy 18 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 (265 total points -- 141 remaining) Plenty of points still on the board. Nobody's eliminated yet. .

Mendoza Line Apr 05 2009 10:03 PM

No Darn Girl - Ron Darling

Edgy DC Apr 05 2009 10:04 PM

CUSTARD KIT DICK STUART

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 10:06 PM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Apr 05 2009 10:28 PM

Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth one point: I Market Poco The following anagrams are worth three points: A Scrubbier Coil Ann: Order Salmon Bombing Beth? Yes! Cartoon Arms Crane Irish Hub Cruel Derision D�oh! Star Fucker. Dormant Gland Essay Neglect Ha! Police Lure I Mop a Rocket In the Hard Boil Lava Rat Pitcher Lean? Corn Cob Sin Lend Japan a Roe Lone Sky Cajoler Met Partly Goner Mets Begin Hobby Mets Galling Slide Never Send Those Our Dead Lentil Probe Snorter Sad Relief Rod For four points, the following anagram contains the names of two Mets: Losing? Join a Ferryman For five points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Uh, A Born Mets Report For six points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Torn Forensic

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 10:08 PM

Custard Kit = Dick Stuart

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 10:14 PM

A Hen Lathers = Shane Halter

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 10:20 PM

No Darn Girl =Ron Darling

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 10:23 PM

Bleak Wildlife = Bill Wakefield

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 10:37 PM

Standings LWFS 63 MendozaLine 30 Edgy 21 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 (265 total points -- 129 remaining) Plenty of points still on the board. Nobody's eliminated yet. We're at the All-Star Break, with slightly less than half the board remaining. .

Met Hunter Apr 05 2009 10:49 PM

Mets Begin Hobby-Bobby Gene Smith Mets Galling Slide-Lastings Milledge

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 10:51 PM

="Met Hunter":31gnri90]Mets Begin Hobby-Bobby Gene Smith Mets Galling Slide-Lastings Milledge[/quote:31gnri90] Good ones. (One response per post) batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 10:53 PM Edited 9 time(s), most recently on Apr 06 2009 07:38 AM Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth three points: A Scrubbier Coil Ann: Order Salmon Crane Irish Hub Cruel Derision D�oh! Star Fucker. Essay Neglect In the Hard Boil Lava Rat Pitcher Lean? Corn Cob Sin Lend Japan a Roe Met Partly Goner Our Dead Lentil Sad Relief Rod For five points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Uh, A Born Mets Report LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 10:54 PM Probe Snorter = Robert Person batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 11:02 PM Standings LWFS 66 MendozaLine 30 Edgy 21 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 MetHunter 6 DocTee 3 (265 total points -- 120 remaining) Plenty of points still on the board. Nobody's eliminated yet. We're at the All-Star Break, with slightly less than half the board remaining. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 11:12 PM Ha! Police Lure = Charlie Puleo LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 11:16 PM I Mop a Rocket = Tom Paciorek LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 11:18 PM I Market Poco = More-useful-in-anagram-form-than-in-real-life Tom Paciorek Met Hunter Apr 05 2009 11:20 PM Torn Forensic-Foster (George or Leo), Rincon (Ricardo) batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 11:25 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Apr 05 2009 11:39 PM Standings LWFS 73 MendozaLine 30 Edgy 21 MetHunter 12 HahnSolo 8 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 (265 total points -- 107 remaining) LWFS can clinch with 60 33 more points. If he goes to sleep soon, the rest of you might catch up. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 11:32 PM Bombing Beth Yes = Bobby Gene Smith LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2009 11:39 PM Cartoon Arms = Ramon Castro batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2009 11:58 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Apr 06 2009 07:13 AM Standings LWFS 79 MendozaLine 30 Mathematically Eliminated Edgy 21 MetHunter 12 HahnSolo 12 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 (217 total points -- 57 53 remaining) Mendoza Line and LeiterWagner are the only forum members with a mathematical chance of winning this thing. LWFS can clinch by either scoring five threemore points or if at least nine five of the remaining 57 53 points are credited to any combination of contestants other than MendozaLine. HahnSolo Apr 06 2009 06:28 AM Losing? Join a Ferryman Jim Fregosi Nolan Ryan HahnSolo Apr 06 2009 07:14 AM Never Send Those Steve Henderson HahnSolo Apr 06 2009 07:16 AM Dormant Gland M. Donald Grant HahnSolo Apr 06 2009 07:27 AM Lone Sky Cajoler Roy Lee Jackson Edgy DC Apr 06 2009 07:40 AM Lend Japan a Roe I don't know, but I see ol' reliable JOE PENDAL in here. batmagadanleadoff Apr 06 2009 07:45 AM Standings LWFS 79 The Battle for the Silver (and Bronze) MendozaLine 30 Edgy 21 HahnSolo 21 MetHunter 12 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 HahnSolo has eliminated Mendoza. We have a new anagrams champ -- Sworn Rearrange Letters Gift (anagram for LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr) Thank you for playing. HahnSolo Apr 06 2009 07:50 AM Lean? Corn Cob Sin Robinson Cancel batmagadanleadoff Apr 06 2009 07:56 AM Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth three points: A Scrubbier Coil Ann: Order Salmon Crane Irish Hub Cruel Derision D�oh! Star Fucker. Essay Neglect In the Hard Boil Lava Rat Pitcher Lend Japan a Roe Met Partly Goner Our Dead Lentil Sad Relief Rod For five points, the following anagram contains the last names only, of two Mets: Uh, A Born Mets Report Mendoza Line Apr 06 2009 09:35 AM In The Hard Boil - Hobie Landrith Edgy DC Apr 06 2009 09:41 AM A Scrubbier Coil = Bruce Boisclair Met Hunter Apr 06 2009 09:51 AM D'oh! Star Fucker-Tucker Ashford Met Hunter Apr 06 2009 09:56 AM Uh, A Born Mets Report-Aspromonte, Bruhert HahnSolo Apr 06 2009 10:02 AM Essay Neglect Casey Stengel HahnSolo Apr 06 2009 10:04 AM Sad Relief Rod Desi Relaford Met Hunter Apr 06 2009 11:06 AM Cruel Derision-Reid Cornelius batmagadanleadoff Apr 06 2009 12:25 PM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Apr 06 2009 01:43 PM Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth three points: Crane Irish Hub Lava Rat Pitcher Our Dead Lentil Standings LWFS 79 The Battle for the Silver (and Bronze) MendozaLine 33 HahnSolo 30 MetHunter 29 Edgy 24 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 JCLunchBucket 3 John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 06 2009 12:32 PM Ann: Order Salmon --Marlon Anderson Met Hunter Apr 06 2009 01:24 PM Lend Japan a Roe-Alejandro Pena Met Hunter Apr 06 2009 01:34 PM Met Partly Goner-Garry Templeton batmagadanleadoff Apr 06 2009 01:44 PM Edited 3 time(s), most recently on Apr 07 2009 11:16 AM Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth three points: Crane Irish Hub Lava Rat Pitcher Our Dead Lentil Standings LWFS 79 The Battle for the Silver (and Bronze) MendozaLine 33 HahnSolo 30 MetHunter 29 Edgy 24 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 JCLunchBucket 3 Johnny Come LunchBucket is in the house batmagadanleadoff Apr 07 2009 11:04 AM ="batmagadanleadoff"]Still unsolved The following anagrams are worth three points: Crane Irish Hub Lava Rat Pitcher Our Dead Lentil I'll put up the remaining answers later today. Our Dead Lentil is Linda de Roulet, except that I just remembered that Linda is Lorinda. So -- Or Our Dead Lentil. For 80 points, who can solve Or Our Dead Lentil? John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 07 2009 11:05 AM Lorinda DeRoulet batmagadanleadoff Apr 07 2009 11:10 AM Standings JCLunchBucket 83 LWFS 79 MendozaLine 33 HahnSolo 30 MetHunter 29 Edgy 24 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 This is a stunning come-from-behind story. JCL can clinch so long as anybody but LWFS solves one of the two remaining anagrams. batmagadanleadoff Apr 07 2009 11:17 AM ="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]Lorinda DeRoulet I can't credit you because of a technicality. Read the rules. Standings LWFS 79 MendozaLine 33 HahnSolo 30 MetHunter 29 Edgy 24 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 JCLunchBucket 3 LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 07 2009 11:59 AM Or Our Dead Lentil = Lorinda DeRoulet (That'll teach me not to run up the score. Sportsmanship, ptui!) HahnSolo Apr 07 2009 02:19 PM LAVA RAT PITCHER Phil Cavaretta Met Hunter Apr 07 2009 03:34 PM And now for the steal... Lava Rat Pitcher-Phil Cavarretta batmagadanleadoff Apr 07 2009 07:24 PM ="batmagadanleadoff"] ="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]Lorinda DeRoulet I can't credit you because of a technicality. Read the rules. Standings LWFS 79 MendozaLine 33 HahnSolo 30 MetHunter 29 Edgy 24 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 JCLunchBucket 3 Awwww! What Rules? If I can add an 80-pointer in mid stream, I might as well ignore a harmless lane-violation. Did I ever tell anyone that my uncle reffed the USA-Soviet Union '72 Olympic Medal Game? ="HahnSolo"]LAVA RAT PITCHER Phil Cavaretta "Cavarretta" is spelled with two "R's". Deduct two points. ="Met Hunter"]And now for the steal... Lava Rat Pitcher-Phil Cavarretta This is quite a steal. You've stolen your way right past your stealee and into 4th place. You eliminated LeiterWagner. And you clinched it for JCL. Be proud. The Final Standings Are .... JCLunchBucket 83 LWFS 79 MendozaLine 33 MetHunter 32 HahnSolo 28 Edgy 24 MetFairy 7 DocTee 3 Crane Irish Hub is ....... Richie Ashburn. You were all great sports. I've got another batch of these. Maybe we'll do this again in a few weeks. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 08 2009 12:02 AM Injustice makes Mr. Met cry. batmagadanleadoff Apr 13 2009 09:39 AM Today's anagram is .... A Dame is Shut

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Sheer Ron Cey Kind = Rickey Henderson

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Met Bonanza Ride = a mildly-inappropriate Armando Benitez