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[Gwreck]

[Guest Edgy DC]

I'm not kidding, he's got a purse. He's next to me right now. What's that? NO, I'm not letting him sit next to me on the bus. Yeah, whatever, I'm a homophobe, so what?

[Guest Kong76]

[smg58]

with apologies to Vic Sage:

I heard, when we were buying our season plan, that our new seats would be much closer than the old ones, and there wasn't going to be a bad seat in the house. That's what they said, alright. And, grateful just to be in the park, we believed them.

[Guest Edgy DC]

"Break out the chalk. The schematic says home plate should be right here."

[Guest Kong76]

I was going for more the FBI surveillance photo, guy looking in van, guy
counting money, menacing looking guy in shades ready to take out nosy
parking lot attendant if he gets any nosier.

metfairy took the picture from the stadium ramp.

[Guest Kong76]

..

[Guest Edgy DC]

Menacing guy in shades looks like you after an all-pizza diet.

[Guest Kong76]

Ouch.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Well, I mean, like, six months of pizza.

[seawolf17]

I actually thought that was you for a second -- I thought that was the joke -- until I really looked closely.

[Farmer Ted]

I see a guy with an orange vest. The guy with orange pants is nowhere to be seen, though.

[Guest Kong76]

It's me, I just look gigantic for some reason. I'm 6'4", but I'm down to below
220 thank you with very little fat to speak of. Diamond Dad is in the van and
my friend Antknee (not an internet addict) is in the middle.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Jeez, what a douche I am. It actually didn't look enough like you for me to think it was actually you.

220? Way to go. I'm on my way there from the other side. And it's not pretty.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Dick, Dastardly and Utley