Julian Taverez: Happy to be a Washington National

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"Why did I sign with the Nationals?" Tavarez said told a group of reporters. "When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."

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Julian Tavarez: Jennifer Lopez of Washington Nationals

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Julian: what a charmer.

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="bmfc1":2vpsau41]"Why did I sign with the Nationals?" Tavarez said told a group of reporters. "When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."[/quote:2vpsau41] Wow, that's just great. I've taken a lot of 4 AM J-Lo's home in my time, good for him. I go back to George Carlin's quote, "I never had a '10'... but one night I had five '2's."

seawolf17 Mar 15 2009 08:37 PM

Dude, Geneseo was like 80% female. Gotta do better than "4 AM J-Los."

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Dude, Geneseo was like 80% female. Gotta do better than "4 AM J-Los."