Underpants of the Stars

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

]Under Armour signs N.Y. Mets' Jose Reyes February 18, 2009 Baltimore-based sports apparel company Under Armour has signed New York Mets All-Star shortstop Jose Reyes to a multiyear partnership. Reyes will be featured in a new advertising campaign that begins today and introduces a new lightweight baseball cleat. Other baseball players Under Armour has signed include Alfonso Soriano, Ryan Zimmerman, Jeff Francoeur, Nick Markakis and Francisco Liriano.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Tool Shed Active Undergarments is proud to report that they retain Brent Mayne in the galaxy of stars who swear by their products.

[metsmarathon]

underarmor is endorsed, albeit not exclusively, by metsmarathon.

i don't trust their running shoes, but on the apparel side, they're pretty good.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Yes, I wear an UnderArmor pullover to run in the cold weather, which I received as a gift since I'd never pay that much for gear.

I also find nothing emphasizes the spare tire I carry around like their compression T shirt.

[Guest themetfairy]

I like their running pants. And the price is counterbalanced by the fact that those things never wear out.

[Fman99]

="John Cougar Lunchbucket"] ]Under Armour signs N.Y. Mets' Jose Reyes February 18, 2009 Baltimore-based sports apparel company Under Armour has signed New York Mets All-Star shortstop Jose Reyes to a multiyear partnership. Reyes will be featured in a new advertising campaign that begins today and introduces a new lightweight baseball cleat. Other baseball players Under Armour has signed include Alfonso Soriano, Ryan Zimmerman, Jeff Francoeur, Nick Markakis and Francisco Liriano.

Jeff Francoeur? After his 2008 season he should only be allowed to endorse underpants that look like Jackson Pollack paintings.

[Guest holychicken]

Underarmor underwear. I can't stress this enough. Nice and refreshing.

[RealityChuck]

You can't discuss ballplayers endorsing underwear without this:



Worked for Jim.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Shinjo for Gunze:

[Guest Edgy DC]

Pete Rose for.. I don't know. Huggies or some shit.

[Fman99]

I have to go wash all of the gay out of my eyes now.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

You left someone out-- Best lefty in a singlet in ML history, man.



In homoerotic-seventies-ad poker, two Phillies trumps a Japanese Met, right?

[Guest Edgy DC]

If you took your eyes of his red hot bod, you'd see that's a Red Red Rose.

[Guest holychicken]

="Edgy DC":167tw773]Pete Rose for.. I don't know. Huggies or some shit. [/quote:167tw773] LMFAO That isn't serious, is it?

RealityChuck Feb 20 2009 08:13 AM

="holychicken":2nzm1mua]That isn't serious, is it?[/quote:2nzm1mua]Yes, it was. After Jim Palmer was a major success in selling men's underwear, Jockey added other baseball players. The key was that most underwear was purchased by wives for their husbands. They liked the beefcake (my wife though the Palmer ads were extremely sexy), so they bought. themetfairy Feb 20 2009 08:30 AM The Palmer ads were, indeed, extremely sexy. A lot of women who wouldn't know a balk from a bunt bought their husbands underwear based on those ads. holychicken Feb 20 2009 10:26 AM ="RealityChuck":1rhi458g] ="holychicken":1rhi458g]That isn't serious, is it?[/quote:1rhi458g]Yes, it was. After Jim Palmer was a major success in selling men's underwear, Jockey added other baseball players. The key was that most underwear was purchased by wives for their husbands. They liked the beefcake (my wife though the Palmer ads were extremely sexy), so they bought.[/quote:1rhi458g] And those were the good old days? hhehehe Whenever I look at that, I can't help but think that it is Jack Black making fun of something. But it's real. . .and that's scary.

[RealityChuck]

="holychicken":2nzm1mua]That isn't serious, is it?[/quote:2nzm1mua]Yes, it was. After Jim Palmer was a major success in selling men's underwear, Jockey added other baseball players. The key was that most underwear was purchased by wives for their husbands. They liked the beefcake (my wife though the Palmer ads were extremely sexy), so they bought.

themetfairy Feb 20 2009 08:30 AM

The Palmer ads were, indeed, extremely sexy. A lot of women who wouldn't know a balk from a bunt bought their husbands underwear based on those ads.

holychicken Feb 20 2009 10:26 AM

="RealityChuck":1rhi458g] ="holychicken":1rhi458g]That isn't serious, is it?[/quote:1rhi458g]Yes, it was. After Jim Palmer was a major success in selling men's underwear, Jockey added other baseball players. The key was that most underwear was purchased by wives for their husbands. They liked the beefcake (my wife though the Palmer ads were extremely sexy), so they bought.[/quote:1rhi458g] And those were the good old days? hhehehe Whenever I look at that, I can't help but think that it is Jack Black making fun of something. But it's real. . .and that's scary.

[Guest themetfairy]

The Palmer ads were, indeed, extremely sexy.

A lot of women who wouldn't know a balk from a bunt bought their husbands underwear based on those ads.

[Guest holychicken]

="RealityChuck":1rhi458g] ="holychicken":1rhi458g]That isn't serious, is it?[/quote:1rhi458g]Yes, it was. After Jim Palmer was a major success in selling men's underwear, Jockey added other baseball players. The key was that most underwear was purchased by wives for their husbands. They liked the beefcake (my wife though the Palmer ads were extremely sexy), so they bought.[/quote:1rhi458g] And those were the good old days? hhehehe Whenever I look at that, I can't help but think that it is Jack Black making fun of something. But it's real. . .and that's scary.