Wifey Watch 2OO9

[Benjamin Grimm]

Wifey watch for newest would be Met Jason Bay? I'm on it, figuratively and literally.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

I think she'll prefer Manhattan to Beruit.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Premature wifing! It's a jinx!

[Benjamin Grimm]

Well, in Beirut she wouldn't have to deal with Time-Warner Cable.

[Guest themetfairy]

What's her name and what's she like?[/quote:21b9r33q]

Her name is Mrs. Bay and she likes Jason, Bub!

[Benjamin Grimm]

What's her name and what's she like?[/quote:p6hba5oc]

Her name is Mrs. Bay and she likes Jason, Bub![/quote:p6hba5oc]

Thank you! It's no fun throwing a straight line out there if nobody's going to pick up on it!

[Frayed Knot]

What's her name and what's she like?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Come now, FK. Make dick joke or make dick joke not. There is no dick-joke-then-sorry.

Oh, and her name's Kirsten. She appears to like reading to children, and sad-looking dogs... and looks not unlike the wife of the MFYs' Stepford First Baseman.

KIRSTEN


ROBOT WIFE

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Guys should wear a jacket with a mock turtleneck underneath, then take off the jacket when they put the jersey on, because the "dress shirt sleeves and tie under the jersey look" just looks dumb.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Yeah, but... so does marrying a middle schooler.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Guys should wear a jacket with a mock turtleneck underneath, then take off the jacket when they put the jersey on, because the "dress shirt sleeves and tie under the jersey look" just looks dumb.[/quote:cq6wvwdk]

At these intros, the player should come out from behind the screen in full uniform.

[metirish]

Jeter says you should only wear the uniform on the field, between the lines....it's what winners do but that's not why he says it.

[MFS62]

Jeter says you should only wear the uniform on the field, between the lines....it's what winners do but that's not why he says it.[/quote:1dmvf4jd]
Jeter's rules for the right way to do things are like Herpes. You can't get rid of them.

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