Not the Answer

[Guest Edgy DC]

]New York Mets pitcher Ambiorix Burgos has been released from jail following a car crash that killed two women. A judge ordered him to pay $57,000 US and appear every two weeks before a magistrate until a court date is set.

[Gwreck]

He could probably sell some of the jewelery to afford it.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Adam Rubin sez:

Ambiorix Burgos, who was dumped by the Mets in December, continues to throw his life away.

According to Diario Libre, Burgos, who is free despite being charged with killing two women while driving a vehicle, allegedly got into a fight with another ballplayer, F�lix El Gatico Mart�nez while they played dominoes. Martinez reportedly told police that Burgos pulled out a gun and threatened to kill him.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Note to self: Never play dominoes with Ambiorix Burgos.

On the plus side, we like intense competitors, don't we?

[Centerfield]

I don't know how to play the actual game of dominos. But if he's talking about stacking them so they can fall in a line, I can see how that would drive someone to that sort of reaction. I mean, you spend all afternoon trying to get things just right, making sure to put plenty on the curves, splitting them into parallel tracks, then some doofus comes and knocks everything down while you're still working...few things in life are that maddening.

I remember when I was ten my friend Mike did that to me like twice in one day. Had I been packing heat at the time, who knows what would have gone down.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

lol

[Guest Edgy DC]

Burgos gets nine months for a September beatdown on a woman.

[Benjamin Grimm]

If he had done it in March, would he have only gotten three months?