No game tonight

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Level one reminds me of when I used to work in Shelton, Conn. down the block from the Wiffle Ball factory.

We played across the street in a driveway during lunch. Naturally, it got out of hand when we started taking lunch at 11 and playing until 2, with other reporters sticking their head out the door and yelling "DAVE! YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL!"

Then we started challenging the Stratford Bureau to games.

In the winter we kept the games inside. A poster advertising a high school production of Romeo and Juliet was suspiciously low. Like at strike zone level...

[Centerfield]

No really. How do you hit a home run at the Little League level?

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

I'm with Yancey. I decided to steer clear of the entire game in order to save myself the frustration.

[Willets Point]

In the majors, if you kind of squint at the fence, it looks like Ira's favorite insult is written there -- mouth breather.