First Pissing Contest

[Guest iramets]

Or the fabled Karim "The Stream" Garcia Golden Showers Award, which goes to the first Spring Training Public Relations Disaster. Which Met will get caught with an 15-y.o. hooker, or get pulled over for doing 95 in a school-crossing zone, or discovered to have a lockerful of steroids and franchised dealership for the team, or found lying in a pool of someone else's vomit outside a gay S and M club, or busted for robbing a Piggly-wiggly for kicks while wearing a bad sports jacket?

Which Met IOW is likeliest IYO to display traits consistent with a flawed character this spring?

Me, I'm voting for Shawn Green getting photographed making "blah-blah-blah" hand gestures (w/rolleyes) during Passover services when he thinks the rabbi isn't looking at him.

[MFS62]

Methinks it will be when the first Met player is caught putting on a pair of Depends. They had been hidden in their locker right under their bottle of Geritol.

Later

[Guest silverdsl]

I'm waiting for the day pictures surface of two players (on any team) nekkid together.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

I think I prefer seeing that happen with hot Survivor chicks.

[nymr83]

or a few of the girls from "Deal or No Deal"... if the host of that show is sleeping with even one of them thats a pretty damn good job perk, I think you'd be hard-pressed to find 20 better looking girls in one place.

[MFS62]

Right on, 83.

Watching Deal or No Deal to see if any of the contestants win the money is like watching Baywatch reruns for the rescues.

Later

[metirish]

I have my doubts that Howie Mandel sleeps with women at all.

[Willets Point]

MFS62 wrote: Methinks it will be when the first Met player is caught putting on a pair of Depends. They had been hidden in their locker right under their bottle of Geritol. Later

The Kennedy Space Center is not too far away.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Have we a winner for this one?