Fake Quotes of 2006

[Guest Edgy DC]

"Yeah, so, Pedro got battered, beaten, and run over by his old team in his old yard. Dude, I've like totally been there."

--- Tom Glavine

[MFS62]

" I don't like pitching to Paul LoDuca" - Billy Wagner

"We know how difficult it is to play balls that hit off the wall in Fenway. But there's no excuse for not catching balls that don't hit the wall." - Willie Randolph

Later

[Willets Point]

This was rather amusing.

[Guest Edgy DC]

"Tomorrow's Bite Me Day. Anybody not appreciating that the Benson deal flipped one starter eventually into two, they get in free. Then they all bite me."

--- Omar Minaya

[A Boy Named Seo]

]"We got Edgardo Alfonzo again? Isn't his brother named Edgar? What were his parents thinking?" -Endy Chavez

[Willets Point]

Too good not to bump.