Lastings Milledge Aside

[Elster88]

You should've just said, "When they play space chess, Chewbacca lets Carlos Beltran win because he doesn't want his arms torn off." Makes way more sense, no?

[Guest Edgy DC]

It's freakin' implied, man.

[Centerfield]

Wow, you're such a nerd. You take Star Wars like, way too seriously.

[Elster88]

The hair-pulling and eye-poking can't be far behind. At least the one with R2-D2 makes sense, too, right? The world can always use another Star Wars/Carlos Beltran joke.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Carlos Beltran didn't even see the last three Star Wars movies. His own prequels were better-written.

[Centerfield]

Yes, the R2-D2 one makes sense too. In essence, you're saying Carlos Beltran is tough like a wookie, but smarter than one.

All kidding aside, I remember as kids we used to get into some heated arguments about Star Wars. Before Jedi, the Great Lando Debates (good guy or bad?) nearly divided the kids on the block.

[metirish]

I have NEVER watched any of the Star Wars movies, and for that I am happy.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Carlos Beltran successfully navigates asteroid fields all the time. In fact, the odds of him not successfully navigating one are approximately three thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one.

[Elster88]

metirish wrote: I have NEVER watched any of the Star Wars movies, and for that I am happy.

Honestly, I don't think the movies will ever work for another generation, either. At least not the way it worked when it first came out.

[The Big O]

="Edgy DC"]Carlos Beltran successfully navigates asteroid fields all the time. In fact, the odds of him not successfully navigating one are approximately three thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one.

Carlos Beltran used to bullseye womprats in his T-16 back home.

[metirish]

I mean I tried watching when I was a kid in the 80's but just never liked them...

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

I've only seen the first one.

[Frayed Knot]

Which is one more than I've seen.
As a result I'm often lost in these conversations.

[metirish]

Cool, I thought I was weird for not having seem them...

[Elster88]

You are.




Kidding.

[Centerfield]

If Doc Brown knew Carlos Beltran, he wouldn't have needed to hook up the Delorian to the clock tower. Even his checkswings generate 1.21 jigowatts.

If Carlos Beltran had been cast as Rick Blaine, Ingrid Bergman would still be in Paris.

If Carlos Beltran had played Stallone's character in Cliffhanger, Sarah would be alive and well.

Carlos Beltran knew Donnie Brasco was a rat.

Just when Carlos Beltran thinks he's out, they can't pull him back in.

Carlos Beltran wouldn't have run from the giant ball like Indiana Jones. He would have picked it up and thrown out the runner trying to go first to third.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Carlos Beltran bathed himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, in order to purify the waters.

Carlos Beltran once encountered a cyborg from the future that looked remarkably like Arnold Schwarzenegger. It fumbled nervously with a few questions about looking for somebody, before saying, "Ah'm sorry, ah'll be going."

[soupcan]

Carlos Beltran didn't need a bigger boat.