IGT 05/31/06, D'backs at Mets

[Guest Edgy DC]

Cohen is suggesting that Julio is the new closer for 'Zona.

[Zvon]

Willets Point wrote: Wagner's in for a non-save situation. Expect a 5-run rally.

That only happens when we have a 4 run lead

[Willets Point]

Willets Point wrote: Wagner's in for a non-save situation. Expect a 1-2-3 inning.

Damn! Was I right on the money or what?

[Guest Edgy DC]

We met
When we were in school
Never took no shit from no one
We werent fools
The teacher says were dumb
Were only having fun
We piss on everyONE!
In the classroom...

When we got thrown out
I left without much fuss
An' weekends we'd go dancing
Down Streatham on the bus

You always made me laugh
Got me in bad fights
Play me pool all NIGHT!
Smokin menthol...

I practised
Daily in my room
You were down the crowd planning
Your next move
Go on a nicking spree
Hit the wrong guy
Each of you get THREE!
Years in Brixton...

I did my
Very best to write
How was butlins?
Were the screws too tight?
When you lot get out
Were gonna hit the town
Well burn it fuckin DOWN!
To a cinder...

Cos years have passed and things have changed
And I move anyway I wanna go
I'll never forget the feeling I got
When I heard that youd got home
An I'll never forget the smile on my face
'Cos I knew where you would be
A'n if youre in the crown tonight
Have a drink on me
But go easy...
Step lightly...
Stay free!

[Zvon]

GET IT STARTED CARLOS.......AND CARLOS.

[Zvon]

="Willets Point"] ="Willets Point"]Wagner's in for a non-save situation. Expect a 1-2-3 inning. Damn! Was I right on the money or what?

lol--yep-you were.

[Zvon]

Lyon Ks the meat-a-the-mets!

[Guest Edgy DC]

Rally songs --- I'm suckin' at them.

[Guest KC]

That's one of my favorite Clash songs.

Onto the tenth.

[Zvon]

Edgy DC wrote: Rally songs --- I'm suckin' at them.

Well, get out your extra inning collection.
Wagner will pitch another inning.
Lead off single for the Snakes.

Lets get two!

[Zvon]

Green steals second--no throw by LoDuke...
AND REYES PICKS HIM OFF ON THE GROUNDER TO SHORT!
Hellyezzz

[Zvon]

Whew, and Wagner get himself out of it.
Whos next out of the pen?
Whoever gets it right gets Willits

[Zvon]

[Guest Edgy DC]

Tied to the tracks and the TRAIN� JUST COMING!
Strapped to the wing with the ENGINE RUNNING!
You say that this wasn�t in your plan
Don�t mess around with the demolition man

Tied to a chair, and the BOMB IS TICKING!
This situation was not OF YOUR PICKING!
You say that this wasn�t in your plan
Don�t mess around with the demolition man

I�m a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom
I kill conversation as I walk into the room
I�m a three line whip
I�m the sort of thing they ban
I�m a walking disaster
I�m a demolition man

You come to me like a MOTH TO THE FLA-AME!
Its love you need but I don�t PLAY THAT GAME!
�Cos you could be my greatest fan
But I�m nobody�s friend, I�m a demolition man

I�m a walking nightmare, an arsenal of doom
I kill conversation as I walk into the room
I�m a three line whip
I�m the sort of thing they ban
I�m a walking disaster
I�m a demolition man

Demolition man...

[Guest Edgy DC]

Sting has failed me. Shocker.

Back to Wagner?

I went nuts and pitched John Smoltz 2004 for a 3 1/3 inning save in DiamondMind last night.

[Zvon]

I do like that song edge but it dont do it.

Damn, that was an easy inning for the Damn"Backs

[Guest Edgy DC]

Well it's 1969, OK?
All across the USA
It's another year for me and you!
Another year with nothing to do!

It's another year for me and you!
Another year with nothing to do!

Well, last year I was 21
I didn't have a lot of fun
And now I'm gonna be 22
I say, oh my and a.. boo-hoo

Now I'm gonna be 22!
I say, oh my and boo-hoo!

Well it's 1969, OK?
All across the USA
It's another year for me and you
Another year with nothing to do

It's another year for me and you!
Another year with nothing to do!

It's 1969!
1969!
1969!
1969!

1969 BABY!
And it's 1969 BAYYYYBEE!

[Zvon]

Okeedoke--another lead off man on.

[Guest Edgy DC]

N! D! N! D! N! D!

[Zvon]

OK LoDuke--dont get tossed.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Terrible call. His body rotated to dodge the pitch. His bat went around with the body, not swinging.

He was clearly heard, and there was no profanity.

[Zvon]

OK Beltran, dont be hurt.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Carlos, please get up.

[Guest Edgy DC]

He's up and...

...he's out.

I'll trade an out for a few ounces of mercy any time.

[Zvon]

Damn, Medders breaks one off and Ks Carlos.

[Zvon]

And Beltrans outta the game.
Hope its just a bruise and nothing more.

Woodward will take right.

D'Backs with a lead off single- and the Mets pull off a DP!
Nice.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Roar, Lion, Roar
And wake the echoes of the Hudson Valley
Fight on to victory evermore
While the sons of Knickerbocker
Rally 'round Columbia, Columbia!
Shouting her name forever
Roar, Lion, Roar
For Alma Mater on the Hudson shore!

[Zvon]

Time to contribute Delgado.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Fourth try:

Baby
When you walk that sweet walk
Oh, you walk it good!
Yes you walk it good
Baby
When you talk that sweet talk
Oh, it sounds so good!
Oh, so good

With a little bit of� concentration
And a little bit of� helpin' hands, yeah
And a little bit of� raving madness
You know it makes me feel, baby
Both my feet are back on the ground

And when the�
Rhythm takes me
It feels so good!
Oh, so good
Baby
If it keeps a-shaking
It will do you good!
Oh so much good

With a little bit of�. stop-a-shaking (shaking)
And a little bit of� fly right down
And a little bit of� sweet con-carne
It makes me feel� makes me feel�
I got my feet right on the ground!

Ooh now baby
When you move it makes me
Really feel so good!
Oh, so good
And I'm so glad, so glad, so glad, so glad
And I'm good!
Oh, so good

With a little bit of� concentration
And a little bit of� helping hand
And a little bit of� saving madness
You know it makes me feel, baby!

I'm back on the ground oh yes, sure does
It makes me feel back on the ground.

I'm feeling good child!
Down on the ground.
Sha la la la! Sha la la la!
Sha la la la! Sha la la la!

[Guest Edgy DC]

What's the scouting report on this Julio guy, anybody?