IGT 5/26/06 - Mets (Pedro) at Marlins

[Willets Point]

Jeez Kaz, even I wouldn't swing at that.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I've got to format my rally songs faster.

Kaz is having the type of night that could make a fella's manager run out of patience.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Nothing has been more depressing this season than the results of Pedro's last 5 starts:

6 IP, 1 ER, 9 K -- ND (Mets win)
7 IP, 3 ER, 10 K -- ND (Mets lose)
7 IP, 4 ER, 10 K -- ND (Mets lose)
7 IP, 0 ER, 8 K -- ND (Mets lose)
7 IP, 2 ER, 10 K -- ND or L (not looking good)

with any luck he'd be 10-0.

Baseball suxx

[Gwreck]

Duaner, WTF?

This is terrible.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I miss Julio.

Actually, I miss Sanchez.

[Willets Point]

Stop the Insanity!!!

[Guest Edgy DC]

Well, Lo Duca made a TPaHP. Small mercies.

[Willets Point]

Fielder pulled off the bag ... hit bouncing off second base ... pitcher neglecting to pick up the ball ... what odd quirk of futility will happen next?

[Willets Point]

Great. After watching that inning I have to watch the aorta.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Florida walks the leadoff guy (like we do). Payback, I summon thee.

[Willets Point]

It's nice for the Mets to have a leadoff walk for a change.

[Guest cooby]

Edgy, I think your rally songs are bad luck!

(though that's a really super song)

[Willets Point]

The word is spreading among major league managers: start your rookie pitchers against the Mets!

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

[Guest Edgy DC]

The Mets have once again come out flat against a rookie pitcher. Their professional scouting staff should be addressed.

So address them! Their names are:

VICE PRESIDENT, PROFESSIONAL SCOUTING

Gary LaRouque

ASSISTANT, PROFESSIONAL SCOUTING

Anne Fairbanks

ADVANCE SCOUT

Bruce Benedict, Embedded Brave

PROFESSIONAL SCOUTS

Russ Bove Howie Freiling Jerry Krause Bryan Lambe Bob Minor

Harry Minor Scott Nethery Joe Nigro Roland Johnson

[Willets Point]

Edgy DC wrote: Bruce Benedict, Embedded Brave

A Benedict Arnold so to speak?

[Guest Edgy DC]

I'm more than happy to turn rally songs over to somebody else or nobody else.

Hey, how about Russ Bove or Howie Freiling?

[Guest Edgy DC]

]A Benedict Arnold so to speak?

You've been hot.

[Frayed Knot]

]I'll bet Harry never tripped going up or down stairs in those glasses.

Oh I think Harry tripped A LOT walking up stairs, down stairs, and on flat ground. He was known to drink his dinner more than occasionally.

]Braves beat Cubs in the 9th on a throwing error. Carlos Zambrano took a no-hitter into the 7th.

And speaking of Harry's old team ... man they suck!
Not only did they lose after taking a no-no into the 7th, but they let 2 runs in on bases-loaded walks, and then 2 more (the winning runs in fact) on a single Sac Fly!!



Meanwhile ... we suck too - that was Fugly!!!!

[Zvon]

Your rally song was one of my favs and the best Edge.

They just dont always work, and thats what makes em special.
I bet that one can work at a time when the time really needs to come today.

Sadly, this game was another wasted Pedro outting. He wasnt great, but comon--all those Ks and only afew runs. He was.
The boys have to step up and hit and make it so.

What happened to Beltrans Pedro homers?
At least we useta be able to count on those.

But i tip my hat to Johnson.

[Willets Point]

Edgy DC wrote: ]A Benedict Arnold so to speak? You've been hot.

You set it on a tee.