IGT 5/19/06 - Mets vs. Yankees

[Gwreck]

Hell yeah.

[Guest Edgy DC]

People called me the scandaliser
The world was my appetiser
I turned gangs into fertiliser
King of the New York streets

I broke hearts like window panes
For breakfast I'd eat nails and chain.
To my kingdom I'd proclaim
King of the New York streets

I floored my accelerator
All the way to the equator
Just a local gladiator
King of the New York streets

Well. I was only 16 years old
So what could I have known?
In my mind these passing years
The legend sure has grown

People come from miles around
To see. my royal tenement sound
Always up and never down
King of the New York streets

Schools gave me nothing needed
To my throne I proceeded
Every warning went unheeded
King of the New York streets

I stood tall from all this feeling
Thumped my heed on heavens ceiling
Shooting dice and double-dealing
King of the New York streets

Each time I jumped behind the wheel
Of a pin-striped custom Oldsmobile
The guys would bow and the girls would squeal
King of the New York streets

Local bullies I deflated
Back street jive that I translated
Top-Ten girls were all that I dated
King of the New York streets

I didn't need no bodyguard
I just ruled from my backyard
Livin' fast, livin' hard
King of the New York streets

Well I was wise; In my own eyes.
I awoke one day and I realized
You know this attitude comes from cocaine lies

You see, tonight's rally song is actually sung from Jeter's point of view. Bunting? Please.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Way to lay off, Cliff.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Not quite.

Sandman playing...

[Guest Edgy DC]

Yankees vs. Wagner.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Way to whiff that fat Balco fuckface.

[DocTee]

Thats a golden sombrero for Gee-I-Am-Bi

[Theoldmole]

Go Billy!

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Now that was impressive.

[Gwreck]

DocTee wrote: Thats a golden sombrero for Gee-I-Am-Bi

Only 3. But still a fine performance nonetheless.

[Guest Edgy DC]

You realize Wagner struck out about $40 million worth of ballplayers there. Maybe more?

[TransMonk]

He's good.

[DocTee]

]DocTee wrote: Thats a golden sombrero for Gee-I-Am-Bi Only 3. But still a fine performance nonetheless.

I thought 3 was golden, and 4 was platinum.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Rally:

Jackie Wilson said
It was "Reet-Petite"
Kinda love you got
Knock me off my feet
Let it all hang out
Oh, let it all hang out.

And you know
I'm so wired-up
Don't need no coffee in my cup!
Let it all hang out
Let it all hang out.

Watch this:
Ding-a-ling-a-ling
Ding-a-ling-a-ling-ding
Ding-a-ling-a-ling
Ding-a-ling-a-ling-ding
Do-da-do-da

I'm in heaven, I'm in heaven
I'm in heaven, when you smile
When you smile, when you smile
When you smile.

And when you walk
Across the room
You make my heart go
Boom-boom-boom!
Let it all hang out
Baby, let it all hang out

And ev'ry time
You look that way
Honey chile, you make my day!
Let it all hang out
Like the man said: let it all hang out.

Watch this!

Ding-a-ling-a-ling
Ding-a-ling-a-ling-ding
Ding-a-ling-a-ling
Ding-a-ling-a-ling-ding
Do-da-do-da

[DocTee]

Miguel Cairo, true Yanqui, enters the game.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I understand that he has two hits today, but Kelly Stinnett looks about 50.

He started that last swing after the pitch hit Lo Duca's glove.

[Gwreck]

$46,759,298.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Way to lay off Jose.

Welcome back to Shea, Miguel Cairo. Bunt it to that guy.

[Gwreck]

DocTee wrote: ]DocTee wrote: Thats a golden sombrero for Gee-I-Am-Bi Only 3. But still a fine performance nonetheless. I thought 3 was golden, and 4 was platinum.

Hmm, I thought 4 = golden and 5 = platinum. Oh well, no big deal either way.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Red Sox 5 Phillies 3

Final.

[DocTee]

You are correct, sir!

[Gwreck]

BTW, interesting that they go to Rivera here, rather than waiting to get a lead, esp. with Farnsworth pitching an efficent 8th inning.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Come inside on Lo Duca?

Uh-uh.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

I'd run Endy here.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Slow guy on second.

Lousy arms in the outfield.

This may be interesting if Beltran gets a singe.

[DocTee]

]I'd run Endy here.

Agreed.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Daring the 2005 Schaefer Met Player of the Year to win the game.

The noive!

[Theoldmole]

Delgado an intentional walk, and it's David's shot.

[Gwreck]

Feel disrepcted David. Feel very disrespected.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

I love that boy!