Willie: Brainless and Testicularly-Challenged (2006)

[Guest Bret Sabermetric]

Willets Point wrote: when your basically calling us idiots.

You might interpret some of my language as "basically" calling you anything you choose, Willets, but I haven't actually called anyone anything offensive today, for example, but have been called a dickhead (by you) a shithead, and various other choice bits of abuse.

Would you care to borrow a mirror?

[metirish]

Can Willie take or get any credit for Cliff Floyd last season?, I think he can, Floyd loved playing for him, stayed healthy and had a great season.

[Guest Bret Sabermetric]

metirish wrote: Can Willie take or get any credit for Cliff Floyd last season?, I think he can, Floyd loved playing for him, stayed healthy and had a great season.

If Willie gets the credit for Floyd's good health, plus the pleasant weather at the end of June, then I have to ask who gets the blame for Pedro's sore arm, and Trachsel's back, and Cameron's busted head?

Oh.

[metirish]

Now you are just being silly Bret, Floyd being happy contributed to hiis health and fast bat....

[Guest Bret Sabermetric]

Willets Point wrote: your best "caustic fucktard" manner you've been particularly hostile and pissed a lot of people off the past couple of days means that most CPF'ers really are dissuaded from arguing on merit

Also, I missed this first time around: You mean I'm responsible for your collective irrelevant and mindless posts? "Ooooh, that Bret, he makes me so mad, I'm going to say something I'll feel foolish about!"

[Willets Point]

Bret Sabermetric wrote: ="Willets Point"]when your basically calling us idiots. You might interpret some of my language as "basically" calling you anything you choose, Willets, but I haven't actually called anyone anything offensive today, for example, but have been called a dickhead (by you) a shithead, and various other choice bits of abuse.

Well, the actual quote I didn't call you a dickhead directly, I had you calling yourself a dickhead. At any rate you should know by now that "caustic fucktard", "dickhead," etc. are terms of love and affection here.

Seriously though, I'm not trying to pick a fight, but what's bugging you? You seem extra angry these past two days and I don't think its because I called you a dickhead.

OE: Added a "not" before "trying to pick a fight". Maybe it was a Freudian slip.

[Guest Bret Sabermetric]

Nah, rolls like water off a duck's back.

I dunno. If you check out my post times, you'll see that I';ve been up pretty much the last two days straight, but I can be pretty prickly when I get a full night's sleep, so that's no excuse.

Sometimes you people just make me so mad, I could piss brake fluid.

How does that work for you?

[Willets Point]

Made me laugh.

Get some sleep if you can.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Pissing brake fluid??

How does that work for you?

[Guest Bret Sabermetric]

metirish wrote: Now you are just being silly Bret, Floyd being happy contributed to hiis health and fast bat....

You know, sometimes I honestly can't tell if you're just goofing around with me or if you really mean some of this nonsense. Willie gets credit for the unexpected good health, but gets no blame for the unexpected bad health of his team?

No, I'm not going there. You're saying shit like this to goad me into making an intemperate remark. I refuse. Have a lovely day, everyone here. Peace out. God love you all.

[metirish]

I would never try and goad you Bret.....hahaha....