THAR SHE BLOWS!!!

[Guest The Brooklyn Bum]

Ho ho ho

No Anna, they aren't calling for you on stage...

[Elster88]

Not that I'm complaining or anything, but you'd think for an event primarily for kids she'd wear something a little less slutty. This is part of why I believe all the good community work is little more to her than a chance to have her chest photographed to advance her career.

Edit: I'm NOT complaining.

[Willets Point]

Sounds like your complaining Elster. All the children in the photos appear to be girls, but I'm sure some boys would happily sit in Anna's lap instead of Santa's.

[seawolf17]

Willets Point wrote: Sounds like your complaining Elster. All the children in the photos appear to be girls, but I'm sure some boys would happily sit in Anna's lap instead of Santa's.

Dibs.

[Guest Bret Sabermetric]

"She's flashing her boobs,
Displaying her thighs,
Who gives a shit
If she's naughty or nice,
Anna Benson's coming to town..."

[Guest Edgy DC]

Let's not get too animated. It's not like it's the first time I saw Santa attended by a seemingly overglammed elf.

There's this chick:


And these deludeds:



And... holy crap!:


Yeah, it's tacky, but welcome to America.

[seawolf17]

I wanna be Santa Claus,
I wanna ride in the sleigh.
Then I'd fly through the air
And catch you a star tonight for Christmas day.

Santa Claus is someone who comes just once a year,
But I could be there ev'ry day, bringing Christmas cheer.

(I wanna be, I wanna be Santa Claus)
I wanna be Santa Claus.
(I wanna be, I wanna be Santa Claus)
I wanna be Santa Claus.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo (I wanna be Santa Claus)
I wanna be Santa Claus.

[seawolf17]

[Guest Edgy DC]

Let us also recall that Kris was Santa's first name also.