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[Guest ScarletKnight41]

I don't even get 24 hours of being the new kid in town? What a rip off!

[MFS62]

Uh oh.
I just noticed the beard. Maybe he can have it transplanted to the top of his head..... or mine.

Later

[Guest KC]

Look, we all sit to read, we sit and converse, we sit to pee, and we sit and listen
to music. What's wrong with sitting during patriotic music? You can quote that.

Er, 'xcept that third one ma'am.

Omar, who's in charge of what leaves this room?

[soupcan]

"Eerie how much I look like Cecil Fielder right now, isn't it?"

[seawolf17]

"Will you please stop calling me 'Mr. Vaughn'?"

[Guest Spacemans Bong]

It's a PUFFY SHIRT. I'm not fat!

[Theoldmole]

"Senator Clinton? Sure, I'll be glad to shake your hand."

"Ixnay on the andshakehay, Carlos. She's a Yankee fan!"

[Guest Edgy DC]

"It's a lot of meat!"

[Guest SI Metman]

I beleive in the power of jobu. Now get me a live chicken to sacrifice.

[Zvon]

="ScarletKnight41"] "THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REGULAR SPANISH AND STREET SPANISH IS THAT YOU USE THE MOST CURRENTLY POPULAR CURSES AS ADJECTIVES."

[Zvon]

="ScarletKnight41"] IM GONNA WEAR A SHIRT AND TIE UNDER MY UNIFORM, BECAUSE I MEAN BIDNESS.

[Guest KC]

Do a whitey joke next, it's all about balance.

[Guest SwitchHitter]

I'm only half Mo Vaughn's size. Can't you read? 21, not 42.