IGT, 09/07 - commence cheating! Mets at Braves

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Single to left for right loads the bases with one out. He hit it too damn hard for Beltran to have a chance of scoring from second.

[Zvon]

wicked single.

Beltran,...why didnt u steal 3rd so you could have scored, ya dolt.

bases loaded and 1 out.

If we dont score, Im steppin off.
See if theres any JD in the cabinet.

[Guest Rotblatt]

Wright singles but Beltran inexplicably held up at third. Bases loaded for Dougie and the lefty Foster comes in to pitch to him.

You know what I'd love to see here?

Suicide squeeze.

Balls to the motherfucking wall, Willie.

DO IT!

[seawolf17]

I had given up on this game -- I forgot that "Lost" was on -- but I'm back. Woody, time to be a hero.

[Valadius]

JIM BROWER!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a Mets bottle opener that plays a call by Gary Cohen whenever you open a bottle. It goes:

Brower delivers... AND A LINE DRIVE DEEP TO LEFT FIELD!!!! BACK GOES BONDS TO THE TRACK, JUMPING... AND IT'S OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!! MIKE PIAZZA WINS THE GAME!!!!! A line shot over the left field wall, and the Mets win it in the bottom of the 11th inning!

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

WOODIE!!!!

[Zvon]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Woody shows wood (and dont get arrested for exposure)

Only one run on that single tho

[Guest Rotblatt]

Or you could put Woody in there and have him single in a run.

Biggio just wrecked our future closer, taking him deep for a three-run walkoff home run.

Line into DP by Castro.

Time for Loop to fuck up again.

[Valadius]

THANK YOU JIM BROWER ONCE AGAIN FOR CONTRIBUTING TO OUR CAUSE!!!

[seawolf17]

Fran: "And we go to the bottom of the tenth... all tied... No! We're not tied!"

[Zvon]

bad break. nothin you can do about that DP.
liner,short hop....we were F'd either way.

[Guest Rotblatt]

Oops. Not a walkoff. They're in Phillie.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

3-2 Mets heading to the bottom of the 10th. Okay, let's try this again.

[Valadius]

Fran's fit to be tied... up in a library gaining some damn knowledge.

[Zvon]

Rotblatt wrote: Biggio just wrecked our future closer, taking him deep for a three-run walkoff home run.

no shit

[seawolf17]

Looper? Again? With the Joneses coming up? You're kidding, right, Willie?

[Valadius]

WWSB better be bluffing.

[Zvon]

are YOU KIDDIN ME?!
I have to go thru 2 LOOPER innings.
NOOOOOOOOO

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

I hate the damn Jones boys. Chipper with a sharp lead off single past the diving Wright.

[seawolf17]

LOOPER! Will you cut it the goddamn hell out?

[Valadius]

Oh look. Larry gets a leadoff single. Once again, WWSB screws us over by being dumb.

[Guest ABG]

Looper suxxxxx.

[Zvon]

i dont DONT Fn believe this.
What THE HELL is Looper doin in there.
He DID NOT DO HIS JOB. hes a closer GET HIM OUTTA THERE

Now, 1st & 2nd, no outs.

This is just rediculous

[Valadius]

OH... MY... GOD...

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS LOOPER DOING OUT THERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Well, that's one way to keep Andruw in the park.

Looper hit Andruw, which moves Chipper to second with no one out.

As much as I hate the Jones boys, I'm starting to hate Looper even more. Can we get Mando back?

[Valadius]

We want Hammy... we want Hammy...

[Zvon]

willies hangin Looper out to dry, and maybe he deserves to be, BUT THIS IS SEPTEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!

[Theoldmole]

How much worse can this get?

Never mind, I know the answer.

[Valadius]

*Is speechless with rage*

[Guest Rotblatt]

Why is Takatsu warming up instead of Heilman?

I mean, jesus, Takatsu's been a'ight for us, but Heilman gets no fucking respect. Second-best relief pitcher for us and he languishes in the pen while Looper single-handedly costs us the game.

Bases loaded as Heilman loses Franco after going 0-2 to start.

And Willie's going to bring in Takatsu.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WILLIE USE AARON HEILMAN!!!!!@!!!!!

I knew we were losing this all along, but it's still painful as hell watching it unfold.