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Today is the first day of the season I woke up mad at the Mets. I suspect many of you are feeling the same way too.



I'm calling a fans-only meeting to work out these problems. I'd like to begin with shock and awe--proposing they send Mark Vientos to Syracuse as a signal of their seriousness to fix this mess (and get him straightened out before Baty eats all his lunch).



Anyone else have comment or suggestions? That's why we're gathered here today. And remember--nothing we say here leaves this room


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Fire Eric Chavez and all his assistants.



Make the scoreboard 50% bigger.



Everyone plays a random position they've never played before for 3 innings tomorrow, get them out of their rut, break the routine, destroy their preconceived notions, open their minds.


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I'm not a Mendoza guy. I said so early last year and then he goes

and almost wins NL Manager of the Year. Still not a Mendoza guy.


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I'm ready for this. I'm wearing nothing but a thong and have tons of baby oi ...



Oh wait, you said 'Fans Only' ... sorry, I had it backwards.


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Frayed Knot wrote:

I'm ready for this. I'm wearing nothing but a thong and have tons of baby oi ...



Oh wait, you said 'Fans Only' ... sorry, I had it backwards.


The P. Diddy meeting is at the courthouse. Cell block 4.

Later


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Just, whatever youse do, please don't boo Juan Soto. Anything but that. Otherwise, youse are liable to give the new Pope a heart attack or something.



Oh my God! They're gonna boo Juan Soto. They're really gonna boo Juan Soto.


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Frayed Knot wrote:

I'm ready for this. I'm wearing nothing but a thong and have tons of baby oi ...

Yeah, uh, put some clothes on and start an IGT...


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I believe much if not most of the Mets fans angst is about Soto. There is no realistic expectation of numbers he can produce that will satisfy most fans. Leave him be



They should sell high on Griffin Canning for a need. He's been pitching way above his pay grade which is great so far, but I dunno now



I'd seriously consider sending Vientos to Syracuse. If you do you are making the bet that Baty is the real deal here. I don't think you can continue flipping them up and down without larger problems happening



I'm agonistic on Mendoza but I do believe in Stearns



There is some team regression going on and should level out soon, I hope


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Vientos is out of options.



What you can do is use this abdominal strain as a pretext to put him on the Injured List, and then send him on a rehab assignment.


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So it wasn't the Aramark chicken salad? I'm not on X, etc....


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