No one was talking about Alexander Canario.

[Marshmallowmilkshake]

• OF Alexander Canario: Acquired from Cubs For cash.

[Cowtipper]

37 homers in the minors in 2022. Still just 24 years old.



Worth watching.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

And I had such high hopes for Cash Considerations.



I remember this cat from the Cubs where I believe he wore no. 6. I also thought his first name was "Jeimer" so I may be thinking of someone else.



Edit-- yes I was conflating him with Jeimer Candelario. They'd merged and become one guy in my mind. Also: Canario wore No. 4. Candelario was 7 as a Cub

[Edgy MD]

This guy put up a .941 OPS over 17 big league plate appearances in 2023. That's a tiny sample size, but how do you do that and produce negative WAR? Does he play defense without a glove?

[Lefty Specialist]

I would hate to see him in a coal mine.

[G-Fafif]

The Canario scenario has Alexander traded to the Piratea for cash (not Dave).

[Lefty Specialist]

I guess Uncle Steve needs the money.