IGT-6/9/24-NYM@Phil - The Mets are in London so let's talk in Cockney. (Haha. See what I did? See what I said?)

[Cowtipper]

Cor blimey, Torrens is sportin' a .313 average and a 1.103 OPS. That's proper bonkers, innit? These lesser-known blokes are the ones keepin' this mob together, not them overpaid "stars".

[Cowtipper]

Speakin' of them overpaid stars, 'ere comes Lindor.

[kcmets]

Bases jammed with Metsies and no outs. You know what that means....

[Lefty Specialist]

Ooooh, this'll kill ya! Bases loaded, no out, top of the order.......

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Kay calls Alvarado Alvarez

[Cowtipper]

Are we gonna see a triple play to end the inning, then?

[kcmets]

Lindor swinging at garbage.

[Cowtipper]

Lindor earnin' that thirty million quid, I see!

[Cowtipper]

Mets are gonna muck up bases loaded, no outs. Typical Mets, ain't it?

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Suck it, Alvarado

[Cowtipper]

Well, a hit by pitch is better than jack, innit?

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Eat a pile of cock, Realmuto

[Cowtipper]

Ha, the Mets can only pull it off when the Phillies start to go pear-shaped. Not 'cause they're actually doin' anythin' on their own, mind you.

[ashie62]

Mets vying to be an Intercontinental champion today

[Lefty Specialist]

=Cowtipper post_id=158509 time=1717953574 user_id=166]
Ha, the Mets can only pull it off when the Phillies start to go pear-shaped. Not 'cause they're actually doin' anythin' on their own, mind you.

[Cowtipper]

I stuck with Nimmo long enough, I'm goin' McNeil on 'im now, too. This bloke's only given us a couple of decent seasons in his entire career, '22 and '23, and he's been with us for nearly a bleedin' decade. Nearly a decade, and 'e still can't keep 'imself fit and performin' consistently. Maybe it's time to flog 'im off to someone else, eh?

[Lefty Specialist]

C'mon Metsies, make my tube ride home a happy one.

[Cowtipper]

Uh oh, bottom of the ninth and the Mets are just 'angin' on to a close lead. If you've got a dodgy ticker, you might wanna look away now.

[Cowtipper]

Oh, it's Garrett closin'? Gag me with a spoon.

[Cowtipper]

'E's already got a geezer on with one out. 'Is luck's run out ages ago. Time for the Mets to stop tryin' to recapture what they once 'ad and what 'e once was. It was just a lucky streak, nothin' more.

[Cowtipper]

Two on, one out. Should've traded 'im when 'e 'ad some bleedin' value and before 'e started suckin'... before the real Garrett decided to rear 'is ugly mug, that is.

[kcmets]

Jesus, Mary and Mongolia I mean WTF...

[Cowtipper]

Now 'arper's prob'ly gonna bash a game-winnin' homer.

[Lefty Specialist]

3-run homer coming.

[Cowtipper]

You mean they 'ad Smith this bleedin' whole time and decided to use GARRETT instead? See, Mendoza's a right complete numpty.

[metirish]

Absolutely can't lose this

[ashie62]

We're sunk

[Lefty Specialist]

Christ on a crutch.

[Cowtipper]

Hahaha, bases loaded. They deserve to lose, they do. Their wins are bleedin' unearned. They suck and deserve to perform like people who suck and just don't seem to give a monkey's, do they? 'Cause clearly they really just don't give a toss, it seems. They're still gettin' their twenty million quid whether they're a hundred and twenty to forty-two or forty-two to a hundred and twenty.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

If he's really going to close, Smith needs to grow his hair long again. Throw more strikes too.



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