Wake up there's a game to in-thread 5/22 @ COL

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Mets go in order vs. Austin Goober in the 1st.



Yonathan Daza sounds like a 3-time disco dancing champion

[ashie62]

Luis G gets the first Mets hit.

[Edgy MD]

"No score in the fifth" isn't a typical call in Colorado.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

I hope all the folks missing this game gets a chance to see guillormes play. Holy mack

[Edgy MD]

Double plays are offense to my nostrils.

[Edgy MD]

Guillorme just got himself a 10-pitch at-bat ending in a hit, too.



... and Nido grounds out on the first pitch. LEARN THE LESSON GUYS!!!

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Luis Guillorme Deserves His Own Thread

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

We broke thru finally. Zimmo single+ 2 base error, Lindor RBI single

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Now McNeil bloops an oppodubble

[Edgy MD]

Going first to third is pretty easy when nobody covers third.

[Edgy MD]

Looking for a two-out squeeze from Cahna.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

I conflate Randall Grichuk with Colby Rasmus

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Triple play gaydar activated here in the 7th

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Well we got the next best thing

[batmagadanleadoff]

Brooks Guillorme!

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Guillorme! Gottamn

[Edgy MD]

One of two or three best pairs o' hands in team history.

[bmfc1]

Buck said that Guillorme has been bugging him about catching. Fine with me. I'm sure that he's good at that, too.

[Edgy MD]

Let's go, Otto!



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[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Connor Joe should name his kid Joe.



He is a testicular cancer survivor

[Edgy MD]

Walking the leadoff man is not cool, Otto.



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[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Squeaky bum time as our Irish pal used to say

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Big whiff, now get outta here, Adam

[Edgy MD]

Way to reach deep against the big guy, Otto.



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[Edgy MD]

My mlb.tv feed didn't come back from the break quickly enough for me to see Joely on my telly.

[Edgy MD]

Charlie Blackmon and Sam Hillard still available to come off the bench in the ninth.

[Lefty Specialist]

Fasten your seatbelts, Diaz on for the save.

[Edgy MD]

Smarte and Smiff coming in for defense?

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Some insurance would been nice.



This game so far is all about our superior d

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Tying run will bat