IGT el Seis De Mayo 5/6/21

[LWFS]

Have we talked about Taijuan Walker? Today? We should talk about Taijuan Walker.

[Edgy MD]

We should.



I'll take two walks from Lindor and call it a big game. That's where I'm at.



How about that Taijuan Walker?

[kcmets]

=LWFS post_id=63305 time=1620328939 user_id=84]
Have we talked about Taijuan Walker? Today? We should talk about Taijuan Walker.

[LWFS]

15 of 17 batters retired. One reached on an error.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Yeah Walker's alright. Just one subpar outing all year even though we all probably harbor doubts he's this good irl.



Let's talk about Smith, though. Geez

[bmfc1]

That's it, Mets win. Get on the plane, guys.

[Edgy MD]

Rain delay. Bad news for Taijuan fans.

[kcmets]

Rain delay, thanks LWFS lol...

[LWFS]

DAGNABBIT

[LWFS]

Tarp getting rolled back with voting-rights-in-the-South alacrity

[LWFS]

TAIJUAN WALKER SCOFFS AT YOUR SHITTY NATURAL PHENOMENA

[Edgy MD]

Walker has owned Goldschmeldt today.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

=LWFS post_id=63315 time=1620330403 user_id=84]
Tarp getting rolled back with voting-rights-in-the-South alacrity

[Edgy MD]

It's funny to see DeJong with a .189 batting average and thinking he's the guy I most fear in this lineup.

[Edgy MD]

Three walks for Lindor. He's going to get enough Schaefer for a buzz at least.

[LWFS]

And AGAIN, it's a bad read and a hold at third on a hit to the outfield. No WAY this ends badly.

[Edgy MD]

　　"Conforto gets a hit with a runner in scoring position!"



　　　　"I didn't expect that."



　　"Though the runner didn't score."



　　　　"Yeah, I wouldn't expect that."

[Edgy MD]

Take a strike, Dom. Keep the pressure on.

[Edgy MD]

Gary praising St. Louisans again.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Yay, hits with RISP

[LWFS]

The umpires are so sick of Cards pitching, they're giving friggin' Participation Strike calls.

[Edgy MD]

I think this long inning is going to mean the end of Taijuan's workday.

[LWFS]

Good thing they didn't send Conforto on the one hit. Sure put pressure on the pitcher.

[Edgy MD]

Man, that so should have been a six-run inning.

[kcmets]

=kcmets post_id=63303 time=1620328758 user_id=53]
I have an idea, let's LOB!!

[Edgy MD]

The Mets transfer control of Taijuan to the shower.

[kcmets]

1-27!!

[Edgy MD]

　　"Who do you think they might go with in the ninth?"



　　　　"May."



　　"OK, man, be a dick. Who do you think they may go with in the ninth?"

[Edgy MD]

I feel sorta sick.

[batmagadanleadoff]

Mets franchise record : 17 men LOB in a 9 inning game.