Melk It For All It’s Worth

[G-Fafif]

Mets take a flier on Melky Cabrera.

[Edgy MD]

Whoah ... not even a CAA client.

[Ceetar]

Melky seems more promising than Strickland, though not much. Needs to be more patient, but last year didn't even hit for power in a juiced ball year.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

He's fat and like 35 or 36

[Ceetar]

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: He's fat and like 35 or 36

38.





oh, you meant Melky? age 35 season.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

lol

[MFS62]

The Melk Man delivers (ducking)

Later

[smg58]

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The Melk Man delivers (ducking)

Later

[Lefty Specialist]

Meh-lky

[Edgy MD]

Isn't Yasiel Puig still floating around out there somewhere?



I just imagine a conversation, like:



>>> "Did you know that Melky Cabrera is still out there?"



>>> >>> "Maybe, but ... he's old and fat and kind of an asshole."



>>> "Yeah, but it's not an asshole like Yasiel Puig is an asshole."



>>> >>> "True dat."



>>> "But can we sell it that way?"



>>> >>> "That we signed him because he's not as big an asshole as Puig."



>>> "Yeah."



>>> >>> "I'll get to work on it."

[Ceetar]

if that was a private conversation I imagine it wouldn't be as coded.

[Edgy MD]

Gosh and golly.