2020 Vision: Yoenis Céspedes

[Edgy MD]

"I can personally attest that Kyle Thousand is a real name of a respected baseball agent."



— Bean Stringfellow

[RealityChuck]

Edgy MD wrote: “trying to tame wild boar” I used to have a girlfriend who called it that. Of course, the next obvious question is, if it was so morally neutral as all that, why has that detail been embargoed for six months? [fimg=500]https://s2.dmcdn.net/v/Oik7n1RjOqqc_8nHd/x1080[/fimg]

Embarrassment.

[LWFS]

But, like, it's maybe the best detail!



Not, like, of this story, I mean. Like, it's perhaps the best conceivable detail of almost any conceivable unfortunate situation.

[Edgy MD]

Also, any cover with Céspedes in a Western shirt gets an automatic bye into the semi-finals.

[smg58]

Laughing to keep from crying. Because politics apparently wasn't making me do enough of that.

[Ceetar]

Yoenis Cespedes-la potencia 52 (@ycespedes52) • Instagram video

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13K likes, 951 comments - ycespedes52 on February 6, 2020

Yoenis Cespedes-la potencia 52 (@ycespedes52) • Instagram video

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13K likes, 951 comments - ycespedes52 on February 6, 2020

[kcmets]

I don't have speakers on the computer I'm on but he looks fantastic.

[Ceetar]

it's mostly negative media quotes and then switches to him saying he thinks he can hit his number this year. (52)

[bmfc1]

Since you didn't hear the audio, Yo speaks for a few minutes on the outstanding work of the House Managers and hopes that everyone will vote in November. He then vows to donate 10% of his salary to the Democrats' candidate no matter who it is.

[kcmets]

=bmfc1 post_id=31190 time=1581011968 user_id=73]
Since you didn't hear the audio, Yo speaks for a few minutes on the outstanding work of the House Managers and hopes that everyone will vote in November. He then vows to donate 10% of his salary to the Democrats' candidate no matter who it is.

[Edgy MD]

I thought it was a representative of his saying he thinks he can hit his number. And clearly, the production comes from his representatives.



I hate my representatives. I don't even think they have an A/V department.

[Ceetar]

Edgy MD wrote: I thought it was a representative of his saying he thinks he can hit his number. And clearly, the production comes from his representatives. I hate my representatives. I don't even think they have an A/V department.

he was speaking on behalf of Yoenis though. "He feels that with the way the ball is .. etc etc that he can hit his number"

[Edgy MD]

When you record my representatives, they say stuff like, "Edgy is really confident that this year ... that he'll remember his number."



Assholes. Every last one of them.

[Ceetar]

I think my representatives are all drunk personally.

[LWFS]

"Our guy's hit his number several times," LWFS' representatives asserted. "This time, he's eating his way past it in the best pace of his life."



[What the hell am I even paying these guys for, really?]

[G-Fafif]

Yo speaks after Yo says he'll say nothing.



https://www.northjersey.com/story/sports/mlb/mets/2020/02/23/yoenis-cespedes-speaks-out-return-ny-mets-2020/4832656002/https://www.northjersey.com/story/sports/mlb/mets/2020/02/23/yoenis-cespedes-speaks-out-return-ny-mets-2020/4832656002/

[ashie62]

Ces may be ready in some form by opening day. Wow! What a walk year can do



Good for the Mets



Shake Shack will be serving boar

[Ceetar]

=ashie62 post_id=32333 time=1582719483 user_id=90]
Ces may be ready in some form by opening day. Wow! What a walk year can do

[Centerfield]

Are we doing predictions yet?



.450 BA 76 HRs 400 RBI. He'll throw out a runner at home softball style and catch a ball behind his back. I'm so ready for the Cespedes comeback.



(all kidding aside, I hope he gets 400 ABs)

[kcmets]

Ok, so strike all my comments in this thread and my official 2020V prediction is he

starts some games in late April (but not two in a row) and gets back to 'normal' in

May and then suffers a non-prairie animal related injury that lingers all year.

[MFS62]

A walk year performance of .285-33-106.

Later

[Centerfield]

=Centerfield post_id=32347 time=1582730902 user_id=65]
Are we doing predictions yet?



.450 BA 76 HRs 400 RBI. He'll throw out a runner at home softball style and catch a ball behind his back. I'm so ready for the Cespedes comeback.



(all kidding aside, I hope he gets 400 ABs)

[ashie62]

Uh, Ces has not appeared in any spring game as of yet?



I am lost on how Lowrie is doing at this point also