Raging Dull

[Centerfield]

This is an actual quote from an article in the Post this morning.

Jason Vargas had to be restrained from going after Newsday reporter Tim Healey in the aftermath of the Mets' 5-3 loss to the Cubs at Wrigley Field on Sunday.

Jason Vargas was violent and had to be physically restrained. Can you think of a more improbable scenario?



"After the game, reporters gathered around McReynolds as he passionately defended the decisions of his manager."



"...and knelt in a clubhouse prayer, led by Matt Harvey..."



"Reports indicate that Olerud became increasingly agitated, verbally abused the restaurant staff and was asked to leave. The incident was triggered, according to eyewitnesses, by a failure to deliver the dressing on the side..."

[metirish]

"karim Garcia and Shane Spencer had to hold back Art Howe from jumping the bar st Duffy's after the bar man stiffed him on a buy back"

[kcmets]

"Reports indicate that Olerud became increasingly agitated, verbally abused the restaurant staff and was asked to leave. The incident was triggered, according to eyewitnesses, by a failure to deliver the dressing on the side..."

This was all pre-Twitter so do we really know if any of this happened but

I recall he was heard screaming at the top of his lungs upon leaving, "I said

NO FUCKING CROUTONS you fucking jerk wad!"

[Edgy MD]

"In pursuit of team unity this spring, David Wright used the off-day Monday to organize a trip to the movies for all the players still in camp. Delegated to choose the movie for the outing, Daniel Murphy selected Call Me by Your Name."

[seawolf17]

"Reports indicate that Olerud became increasingly agitated, verbally abused the restaurant staff and was asked to leave. The incident was triggered, according to eyewitnesses, by a failure to deliver the dressing on the side..." This was all pre-Twitter so do we really know if any of this happened but I recall he was heard screaming at the top of his lungs upon leaving, "I said NO FUCKING CROUTONS you fucking jerk wad!"

Hey, Rickey Henderson once played with a guy who bitched out a waiter about a salad.

[kcmets]

Edgy MD wrote: Delegated to choose the movie for the outing, Daniel Murphy selected Call Me by Your Name."

Daniel Murphy at an outing. That's kinda funny.

[Edgy MD]

"Lenny Dykstra won't be joining his former teammates at the 1986 reunion weekend, as it conflicts with his previous commitment to participate in a MENSA retreat."

[Centerfield]

"But the biggest applause of the night was for Jeff Wilpon, who when introduced, was met with a thunderous ovation from adoring fans."