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  1. Ha, Edwin Diaz is no better than a middle reliever now.
  2. Former Met Seth Lugo is 7-1 with a 1.79 ERA.
  3. =Cowtipper post_id=156404 time=1716597219 user_id=166] Hit that one right on the Mark! WOW! Two in a row! I hope every at-bat is a home run!
  4. Hit that one right on the Mark! WOW! Two in a row! I hope every at-bat is a home run!
  5. Ah, now that's the sort of output we were expecting from Martinez. A quality Martinez Mash.
  6. Alonso looked really bummed after that strikeout. Alonso mourning.
  7. =Cowtipper post_id=156397 time=1716596638 user_id=166] Scott's fastball rises! That defies psychics!
  8. Scott's fastball rises! That defies psychics!
  9. Maybe the Mets are tanking because gamblers are paying them to. Baseball loves gambling now. If gambling is kosher now then Joe Jackson and Pete Rose should be elected to the Hall.
  10. Stearns gave the obligatory prospect updates and such without really saying anything He did say that thought Acuna Gilbert and Jett could could help the club in this season or next Adcock has recovered from Tommy John and maybe the Mets may catch some lightning there "Adcock." I know a lady who has that tramp stamp.
  11. Nido's gotten too good too fast. Steroids?
  12. A safety squeeze is when you pinch your butthole just to make sure there's no more turd left.
  13. Bader struck out because through osmosis he was expecting an underhanded softball pitch.
  14. I also knew baseball became a girls' game when these players started wearing girl-colored padding and gloves.
  15. Vientos runs like he just learned how to run.
  16. Scott's a good pitcher. Quality young man. Rotation 2026: Scott Butto Tidwell Hamel Vasil
  17. Baseball players are so weak. The more padding they wear the more they act hurt and the more the world has to stop every time they get a boo boo. Get over it, rub some dirt in it and man up. The ball did even hit Nimmo, it hit his helmet. I knew baseball became a girls' game when Wilmer Flores was on the field crying.
  18. Christian Scott has a cool number.
  19. =ashie62 post_id=156375 time=1716595077 user_id=90] It's a lot more fun not to write the Mets off already Far too early for that Nobody was complaining when they won 10 of 13 not long ago
  20. I know a guy whose been hit in the face with multiple balls and he's fine.
  21. I'd take Jared Porter over David Stearns right now.
  22. Stearns is talking a lot of C-suite gobbledygook. He just can't admit he built a lamentable team and should be fired.
  23. The Mets are so bad they can't even keep track of the count this year. We're going to lose 190 games.
  24. I know a Christian Scott. He's a priest, actually.
  25. Call me an old fuddy duddy but a starting pitcher going 5 innings isn't doing his job, which is to pitch innings. He's doing "just enough." That's not usually high-point worthy.
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