] No home run apple at core of Mets' new ballpark BY Anthony McCarron & Adam Rubin DAILY NEWS SPORTS WRITERS It looks like it will be a refreshing return to respectability after the Mets belt home runs at Citi Field. The Mets had hoped to keep their intentions quiet for now about whether they would transfer the apple from Shea to their new stadium or commission a new one. But they inadvertently upstaged their own announcement. An official with ties to the team revealed on a late-night airing of a special about Citi Field on SNY that they will, in fact, be loading up the old, nasty thing with dynamite and blowing the wormy piece of crap to the moon. 'New apple?' The official was quoted as saying 'Are you fucking kidding me? The only reason this big red piece of shit is still here is because Della Famina had some compromising pictures of Fred's wife.' The apple is a nine-foot mass of fiberboard slathered in red paint that, looks like an overripe tomato. When it works and a Met blasts a homer, it creaks slowly out of a 10-foot, upside-down black top hat - that looks more like a giant baby's potty-training seat - made of plywood. The Mets logo on the apple lights up and blinks (again - when it works). The phrase "home run," which replaced the original "Mets Magic," an offshoot of the Mets' old and tired "The Magic is Back" campaign, which attempted to lure people in to Shea by trying to fool them into thinking the Brooklyn Dodgers had returned to New York, is visible on the toddler toilet. The apple, all 582 pounds of it, appeared behind the fence, to the right of the 410-foot mark in center field, during the 1980 season. Reasonable Met fans can now rejoice. I can dream can't I?