Simmons says it all in this line: ]Last season, Damon watched from afar as some Boston fans turned on Millar, Embree, Bellhorn, Foulke and even Schilling -- five key members of the Greatest Comeback In Sports History -- and probably wondered to himself, "Wait, I'm supposed to remain loyal to them?" I don't agree with everything in that column, but that line is perfect. Every asshole-boobird who gets pissed when a free-agent player is a hypocrite of the highest order. Edit: Also this line is a good summary: ]The question remains: If you were Johnny Damon, would you have passed up $12 million to return to a team that didn't really seem to want you back? Didn't think so. He's not Anakin, he's not Judas, he's not the Reverse Earl Hickey. He's just another businessman who followed the money and never looked back. In other words, he's a professional athlete. Edit: I don't think he writes the captions, but most Star Wars references make me laugh: ]The transformation is complete. Damon will now be able to choke Red Sox fans using only his mind.