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  1. RA = FU Poo Holes
  2. Zambrano Syndrome.
  3. Christ, they call up Dr. Johnny Fever when everyone knows Venus Flytrap has all the talent. Waiting for pigs to fly now.
  4. The Mets have been in the suckitude department ever since Beltran and Castillo got a whiff of coming off the DL. Bench 'em.
  5. Those Royals fans are just plain silly, aren't they?
  6. Pearlman takes a look at history. Good piece. Called Jim Duquette yesterday. Left a message for him at the Sirius XM office, where he hosts a show with Kevin Kennedy. Mentioned that I'm working on a column about Scott Kazmir. Never heard back. I'm not upset. Duquette is someone I know a little bit, someone I like and respect as both a former baseball executive and, now, as a fellow member of the media. Maybe he was busy. Maybe he had to cook dinner, fly to Guam, buy a sofa, meet my Uncle Marty for sushi. My guess, however, is that Duquette simply doesn't want to answer the 432,532,211th question of his life about Kazmir, Victor Zambrano and the ill-conceived trade that overshadowed his brief career as general manager of the New York Mets. I completely understand. It has been nearly six years to the day since Duquette, in his only season as New York's GM, famously dealt his team's top prospect, the 20-year-old Kazmir, to Tampa Bay for a pitcher who, in 2003, led the American League in walks, wild pitches and hit batsmen. Not that Zambrano didn't have an upside. He threw hard, his fastball had some wicked movement and, at age 28, he was still in the prime of his career. "The feeling is that we still have a chance (this year)," Duquette said at the time. "We're still in the mix. Let's go for it. With these guys added to the rotation [the Mets also acquired Kris Benson from Pittsburgh] we have a chance to win every night." The trade was a disaster. At the time, New York was seven games behind Atlanta in the NL East standings and 7 1/2 back of San Diego for the wild card. It was a listless, heartless, ill-fitted collection of players, what with an aged Mike Piazza missing 94 games, Kaz Matsui butchering balls at shortstop, a person named Eric Valent somehow accumulating 270 at-bats and the overmatched Art Howe managing. With or without two new starting pitchers, the Mets were wretched. They finished the year 71-91, a whopping 25 games behind Atlanta and 21 out of the wild card. Unbeknownst to the Mets, Zambrano was suffering from a bum right elbow. He would last three seasons in New York, going 10-14 with a 4.42 ERA in 39 appearances. He hasn't played in a major league game since 2007. In the ensuing years, as Kazmir emerged as Tampa Bay's ace and a two-time All-Star, Mets fans grew to place the deal among the worst in franchise history. There was Nolan Ryan (along with Leroy Stanton, Francisco Estrada and Don Rose) to the Angels for Jim Fregosi in 1971. There was Tom Seaver to the Reds for Doug Flynn, Pat Zachry, Steve Henderson and Dan Norman in 1977. There was Mike Scott to the Astros for Danny Heep in 1982. There was Lenny Dykstra, Roger McDowell and Tom Edens to Philadelphia for Juan Samuel in 1989. And now there was Kazmir for Zambrano -- Duquette's personal Waterloo. With, ahem, one problem. While Duquette was certainly foolish to take on Zambrano, his worries about Kazmir have, by and large, proven true. At the time of the deal, Kazmir boosters were comparing the youngster to another Ron Guidry. Both were small (Kazmir is 6-feet, 175 pounds), left-handed, fluid and hard-throwing. Yet how many Ron Guidrys are there? Truth is, when the Mets brass watched Kazmir throw, they often saw another Bud Smith, a slight St. Louis left-hander who, as a rookie phenom in 2001, went 6-3 while tossing a no-hitter. Smith was briefly the talk of baseball, but after pitching terribly early in 2002, he was traded to Philadelphia and never heard from again. He was small, he was left-handed -- and he broke down. Yes, Scott Kazmir has had a nice career. But nice is often misleading. Now in his seventh full season, Kazmir has never posted an ERA lower than 3.48, has never won more than 13 games and has only thrown one complete game -- in 2006. After beginning last season with an 8-7 record and 5.92 ERA for Tampa Bay, he was unceremoniously shipped to the Angels for Sean Rodriguez and two prospects. Now, with his velocity down, his once-potent slider nonexistent and his ERA a major league-worst 6.92, Kazmir has been placed on the disabled list by an organization perplexed and befuddled by a should-be ace. He recently made the worst start in the 49-year history of the Angels, permitting 13 earned runs over five innings against Oakland. "Looking at video, I can't even tell if that's me out there," Kazmir recently told ESPN. "It's getting a little out of control." In other words, the man has broken down. He will likely never be Ron Guidry or, for that matter, the Scott Kazmir of four years ago. This doesn't mean Jim Duquette was right. The trade was unambiguously dumb and irrational and unsophisticated. But after six years of being reminded of the blunder, it's time to let him move on. The baseball landscape is one littered with boneheaded swaps -- many worse than Kazmir for Zambrano. Jeff Pearlman can be reached at anngold22@gmail.com Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/jeff_pearlman/07/23/kazmir/index.html?eref=sihp#ixzz0uXUp30Nv
  7. LoDuca is in the middle of the action. Shocker.
  8. Can't make it but would like those in attendance to review this site and provide an essay on the David Wright photos. 500 words or less. http://drunkathlete.com/
  9. Are the PA folks from other teams this goofy looking?
  10. at the very least, the references section.
  11. Looks like he uses Keith's "Just for Men" on top, not so much on the gay Goat.
  12. Jeurys at Single A St. Lucie was the Mets rep at the Futures game. Didn't see the game but reports say he threw really hard but got knocked around. Who selects the players from each team? I would have thought someone with a bit more seasoning in the minors would have been selected.
  13. Misch is a Farmer Ted Family Favorite. I'd pull him up before giving Ollie a second chance. I'm mean fifth chance. Rumor Mill today has Mets talking with Cubbies about Ted Lilly.
  14. Did the orange pants turn into orange shorts?
  15. Someone needs to call Ed.
  16. Bobby C didn't seem too thrilled to be getting anything from Ed.
  17. Courtesy of today's Extra Mustard blog. http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/.element/img/4.0/global/swapper/201006/100630.13.jpg
  18. Oh, TMZ, I hope you got this one wrong. TMZ has learned New York Mets star pitcher Johan Santana was accused in a police report of sexual battery that allegedly went down on a Florida golf course ... but the case went nowhere. TMZ obtained a copy of the report filed with the Lee County Sheriff's Office on October 28, 2009 -- one day after the alleged attack in Fort Myers. In the document, the accuser (referred to only as Jane Doe) claims she and Santana were walking on the golf course when he "began to kiss her and pull up her top, unclasping her bra." The report continues: "Johan began to pull at [the accuser's] skirt/skort and attempt [sic] to place his hands into her underwear." According to the document the alleged victim "told Johan no multiple times but Johan persisted." The report gets more graphic, when the accuser claims Santana penetrated her, grabbed and bruised her calf, and "ejaculated on her upper thigh." The accuser claims she "cleaned her thigh with her underwear" -- and then returned to a tennis court with Santana, and actually watched him play tennis with someone else. According to the report, a detective collected all of the accuser's clothing as evidence. A spokesperson from the Sheriff's Office tells TMZ Sheriff's detectives met several times with the prosecutor from the State's Attorney's Office to review the case. Law enforcement sources say DNA evidence did prove there was intercourse, but, according to a Sheriff's document, the prosecutor concluded, "There was not enough evidence to prove lack of consent, the alleged victim's statement is not consistent with other witnesses." The case was closed out on December 8, 2009. We contacted Santana's rep, who said, "Johan denied the charges and was never charged with anything. As far as the law enforcement side of this goes, the case is closed."
  19. The players told management to get some quality arms. Done.
  20. Fucking Snooze. "His recovery has gone so slowly that people in the organization have privately questioned his intentions, wondering if Beltran was more concerned about being healthy in 2011, when he will be a season away from free agency, playing for a new contract."
  21. Not for www consumption. Kids in the audience.
  22. Toni Darling. I have stories on that one for the next CPF lunch.
  23. My last game at Shea was in the nose bleeds with yous guys.
  24. Hank Azaria on the DP show this morning. "I grew up a Mets fan listening to Bob Murphy." I love Apu, too.
  25. Is Alex Anthony still doing PA at Citi? If so, hire JCL as his writer NOW!!
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